Things you do/have done that most mumsnetters would frown upon!

I have a huge TV (great for Snooker)
I love Snooker
I have a loo brush
I have taken drugs
I drink wine
I was a teen Mum
I have had affairs
I answer my door
I love dogs, but they spend a lot of time in an outside run.
I own a gun and shoot.
I am pagan and woo
I don't lock up during the day (we've only recently done it at night)
I love both my DILs

I vape
Smoke weed
My kids have cereal for breakfast
I like my in laws
Some weekends we don't leave the house, we order in food and all lounge around on our phones/tablets
I let my kids stay home sometimes.when I know they're not sick, they just need a day.
2 weeks out from Christmas not decided what we are eating on 25th. Leaning towards buffet or Indian.

I allow delivery people to use my toilet
i used to spend kkk on the kids at Christmas and now the adults I've spent around £300 on them each

My mum is in her 80's and still smokes a little weed everyday!

Might have been covered but:

I believe there are more things in heaven and earth and love a good paranormal thread.

I would rather chew my own arms off than "embrace" AI.

I'm a lifestyle vintage Goth and don't care if people think I'm attention seeking, it makes laundry so much easier 😘

All my coloured washes go into together, be they tea towels or my knickers, I haven’t died yet.

I put the dog bowl in the dishwasher, not died after 13 years of it.

I can spend an entire day lying on the sofa thinking about doing things but not actually doing them.

I answer my door.

I was very mumsy and did all my kids cooking and washing until late teens and still managed to have two independent and self sufficient young adults.

Same here. Husband cleans the toilet with loo roll and a bleached cloth because I'm germ phobic and I will not have a loo brush in the house.

Sanitary items go in the fire or in a dog poo bag straight into the outside bin because we have cats that steal from bins in the house.

Getting a smear test without making a big deal about it

Put pet bowls in the dishwasher!

I breastfed and co sleeping with my children until they were 3, I have never taken their temperature (don’t have a thermometer.)

😂

I just had a peek at some of your other posts (just in case), and I can safely say that I'm not!

Isn’t it usually ‘sobbing and shaking’ - and usually ‘literally’?

I decided to stay with my cheating DP

I don’t want to propose to my boyfriend. I want him to propose to me!

I get along with my inlaws. They have many flaws but I make sure to keep my mouth shut where appropriate and I let things slide, because it's important that I get on with them. They are a part of my family and if Dh became lazy about contact i would step in because they are my kids family too.

I host Christmas dinner because I feel obliged but I don't enjoy it and never will.

I have an open door policy regarding DC friends and neighbours. When they are here I see it as they are using our house, I don't supervise them or interfere with their play. I likewise don't mind kids hanging out at neighbours houses.

In our case dh hand scrubs the toilet.

Nobody who lives in our house uses disposable sanitary items.

Loo roll tube comes straight down for recycling. 😅

I don’t WFH and can’t do school pick ups. I drink too much and am an occasional smoker.
I get on with men better than women.
DD has too much screen time.

DH brings in the money, I do all the housework and majority of child/pet care.

My middle name is actually Karen… (sort of proves my mother hated me!?)

The cats are at perfect liberty to walk on tables & kitchen surfaces.

Sort of opposite to OP’s post?: cats never use neighbours garden as toilet, (only have 1 neighbour who has 100’s of dogs, so no surprise there 😆😺)

I wish someone would answer it for us 😆

mum - is that you?

I use fabric softener
leave my washing out to be darked on
my DC went to boarding school but we're still close
I love Christmas but am an atheist

Enjoy ironing and having freshly-pressed clothes.

I smoke grass. Every night, with a glass or three of wine too.

I have a conservatory.
I have an ensuite
I also have fake grass and fairy lights in my garden.
Two rooms in our house have feature wallpaper and our downstairs loo has fake brick wallpaper 😮
My partner of 25 years had an affair early in our relationship and I didn't LTB
We aren't married and probably won't get married
Often have a tiny salad or even just a garnish with my lunch or dinner
I can normally tell if IABU (even if I'm not going to admit it)
I have been on more than 1 AI holiday to Turkey
I wear what suits me and couldn't give a toss if it's "in" or not (yes, my skinny jeans are going no where)
I have bought stuff from Shien/Temu/Ali Express
I sometimes browse the Daily Mail online at lunchtime.
I do all of the housework (apart from the ironing) as I actually quite enjoy it. I also manage our money, cook, shop AND manage to do a full time job and have hobbies 💪
I don't check if something contains polyester before I buy it