Things you do/have done that most mumsnetters would frown upon!

I liked my MiL

I use "Americanisms" (although mainly the Scottish kind).

I own a copy of Spare and have thus far NOT drawn a Hitler mustache on the cover photograph of the author, nor posted any unhinged rants complaining about him and/or his wife.

One of my kids' names starts with a K and another one has 2 ys in it.

I just skip over rude, irrelevant replies and focus on the helpful, sympathetic, intelligent, or funny ones rather than making a new thread asking why Mumsnetters are so uniquely and outrageously rude and mean.

I unironically love a massive salad.

Answer the front door, don’t cry at everything, don’t really regulate screen time very well, don’t believe all men are horrible/vile/other common MN language, address issues with people, don’t get overwhelmed by tiny insignificant things, don’t understand mental load, happily spend a fortune on going to Disney, think my DH is great and will say so,

The idea of a fwb is totally alien to me. I used to
like sex year’s ago, no interest in it now. I never ever feel like I need a hug in any situation. I do though love a blanket and sofa 😁

Im calling the police now......and the FBI

I wear shoes in the house.
I have a loo brush.
I answer the phone and the door.
My kids listen to all music even with bad language - they know they cant copy 😆
I go to church.

What did the police say?

My dog's bowl goes in the dishwasher with the other dishes.
I hate pasta, avocado, salad, halloumi, hot chocolate, tuna, Chinese food and chillis.
I don't like children very much at all
I don't like dark winter days, or 'snuggling' under blankets on the sofa whilst watching a film.
I would never have dreamt of having a one night stand, using on line dating, having a 'friend with benefits' and actually don't like sex much at all!

Oh I don’t know, there have definitely been responses from some on MN that are barbed and resentful if someone dares spend considerable money on non-necessities. Or they are accused of being offensive to those who can’t afford it. I can’t afford anything anymore but if you can, then enjoy!

I do all the laundry in our house because I prefer it that way. I have no concerns whatsoever about my teenage DC's ability to figure out a washing machine once they leave home.

I am really not bothered whether it's a man, woman or otherwise in the public loo. In fact I spend pretty much zero time thinking about it.

I answer the door and take in parcels for my neighbours with no issues.

Erm, why would people keep.their toothbrush in the kitchen?😳🤔

@NooNooHead

Because of all the disgusting imaginary poo crumbs that erupt like a volcano every time you flush the toilet and cling to your toothbrush (and clothes, and hair etc).

So basically you are spoiler, you aren't brushing your teeth with actual faeces

I didn't expect everyone to stay away from my newborns until they were starting primary school.
I didn't mind if people kissed them without asking.

I don't mind shoes on in my house.

I wash my hair once a week.

I really like my sisters in law and brothers in law.

I've ghosted people and don't think it's the worst thing to do.

Eeeew 🤢

I questioned the same. Apparently by putting rubber gloves on and hand scrubbing them. Which in my opinion is a million times worse than using a toilet brush.

Oh I saw that i couldn't be bothered getting into it, but my god get a bin for your bathroom !

What? Why wouldn’t you have a loo brush? How do people clean their toilets?

I have never stayed in the same room at ALL TIMES when my baby has napped or slept for the first six months. From 7 weeks both of them went to bed at night upstairs at around 7pm with the monitor on.

It's funny because everyone I know in real life has been the same and I'm not sure you'd even do it with two children but on here it's seen to be leaving your baby to a certain death should you not leave them.

Cereals are for breakfast.

The only one on your list that made me clutch my pearls was that you ring people on the actual phone 😂is it a landline for bonus scary points???

I sit in the garden when it's sunny. The front garden.

What if I'm there for a week though?! Just carry round my bag full of used tampons?! Or nip out to the local council bin on the street with them?!

Shared money with DH. Seems to be an MN no-no. What is the point in being in a team if you don't both benefit from teamwork?

This as @FragileIsAsFragileDoes says. I find it bizarre when people say things like "DH pays the mortgage and I pay for food shopping". Or likewise "DH isn't happy as I earn more than him".

Me and DH both love it when the other one gets a payrise as it benefits us both! It's our house, our bills, our food... I don't understand the thought process behind sharing lives but not finances.

If your in a position too and can afford it whars wrong with that.

Its not really what mn would frown down/not agree with.
I've never seen anyone saying g you shouldn't spend money if you've got it.

According to a recent thread, if you are a guest in someone's house, you should take used sanitary products with you when you leave. In your handbag.

I had a trampoline for my children, in a garden that didn't have a 30 foot fence. And they occasionally touched branches on the neighbour's tree when they were bouncing. I realise that this behaviour was feral and deplorable.