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To wonder which celebrities you’d gladly give a metaphorical slap, if there were no consequences?

237 replies

MetaphoricallySpeaking · 14/12/2025 19:36

Not endorsing violence obviously but if it were just a harmless slap on a fantasy level - no consequences, no scandal, just vibes, who would be on your list?

Mine would be:

  • Trump - not technically a celeb but come on.
  • Diddy - no notes needed.
  • Jay Z - eternally smug and cheated on Beyoncé? Slap.
  • Kanye - not even sure where to start.
  • Chris Brown - this one’s personal, we all know why.
  • Kendall Jenner - something about her is just rude.

AIBU to think some people’s energy is just slap-worthy?

OP posts:
Toetouchingtitties · 14/12/2025 21:27

In addition to the majority of the above, Alan Carr

PersephoneSmith · 14/12/2025 21:26

David Tennant, what a twat. I’m embarrassed that I used to love him when he first played doctor who.

MovedlikeHarlowinMonteCarlo · 14/12/2025 21:25

I'd clunk Kirstie and Phils heads together. Annoying smug idiots.

YourGiddyGreyHelper · 14/12/2025 21:24

Have you ever seen her? Isn't it obvious?

BoredZelda · 14/12/2025 21:24

FKAT · 14/12/2025 20:30

Kate Winslet
Judi Dench
Emma Thompson
Cate Blanchett

Umm….are you ok?

sprigatito · 14/12/2025 21:23

catzrulz · 14/12/2025 21:07

The "lovely" Debbie McGee.

Really? I always wanted to rescue her and build her confidence…that creepy little misogynist of a husband of hers is welcome under my patio any time.

sprigatito · 14/12/2025 21:22

Prue Leith
William Sitwell
Andrew Neill
Mark Francois
Abby Lee Miller
Gary Barlow
Jolyon Maugham
Jim Bob Duggar
Aled Jones
Martin Roberts

OliveHenry · 14/12/2025 21:21

Arlanymor · 14/12/2025 19:57

Edited as I changed my mind I don't want to slap anyone. But I would like to bury Vladimir Putin up to his neck in quick-setting cement.

Edited

Head first? 🤣

TroysMammy · 14/12/2025 21:20

I forgot about some of the names above who I'd happily slap, Paddy McGuiness who I nickname Thrush and Nigel Farage. God my hand would be smarting for weeks.

JMSA · 14/12/2025 21:19

Danny Dyer. I see he’s now in a gambling ad. Classy 🙄

James Corden

PigeonsandSquirrels · 14/12/2025 21:18

Leonardo Dicaprio. Total letch.

katmunchkin · 14/12/2025 21:16

Gemma Collins

TroysMammy · 14/12/2025 21:16

GarlicBreadStan · 14/12/2025 19:47

Out of curiosity, why Emma Watson?

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I dislike her smug look in the the perfume advert.

GarlicBreadStan · 14/12/2025 21:16

Imanexcellentdrivercharliebabbit · 14/12/2025 21:13

Because she has turned on JK Rowling in the most horrific way - the woman who launched her whole career- and while mildly engaging as a child actor, is an insipid adult handmaiden, champagne socialist, peddler of luxury beliefs, crap adult actress twat !

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You can appreciate the things someone has done for you while also disagreeing with their views. She's said herself that she disagrees with J K Rowling but values her as a person

B1anche · 14/12/2025 21:14

ShesGotItAll · 14/12/2025 20:12

Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint.

Jeremy Clarkson

Nigel Farage

David Beckham

James Corden

Pedro Pascal

Dave Grohl

Holly Willoughby

Eddie Izzard

Most, possibly all of the loose women

Miriam Margolyes

Lorraine Kelly

Not David Beckham!

Imanexcellentdrivercharliebabbit · 14/12/2025 21:13

GarlicBreadStan · 14/12/2025 19:47

Out of curiosity, why Emma Watson?

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Because she has turned on JK Rowling in the most horrific way - the woman who launched her whole career- and while mildly engaging as a child actor, is an insipid adult handmaiden, champagne socialist, peddler of luxury beliefs, crap adult actress twat !

Beetlebumz · 14/12/2025 21:09

Trump and Amanda Holden

catzrulz · 14/12/2025 21:07

The "lovely" Debbie McGee.

PhilosophicalCheeseSandwich · 14/12/2025 20:43

Hannah Waddingham, she's such a bloody show off.
Paddy McGuinness. For the holiday ads.

BoarBrush · 14/12/2025 20:41

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Potatoepatatoe · 14/12/2025 20:40

Jimmy carr , holly valance, Alan Cummings, James corden, Timmy mallet,

FKAT · 14/12/2025 20:30

Kate Winslet
Judi Dench
Emma Thompson
Cate Blanchett

Vgbeat · 14/12/2025 20:27

Holly Willoughby - never been able to stand her
Tom Cruise
Donald Trump
Tommy Robinson

Marylou2 · 14/12/2025 20:22

ScrambledEggs12 · 14/12/2025 20:19

Jimmy Carr - can't stand him, and his stupid laugh.

I'll hold your coat. He's so irritating.

ScrambledEggs12 · 14/12/2025 20:19

Jimmy Carr - can't stand him, and his stupid laugh.

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