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To wonder which celebrities you’d gladly give a metaphorical slap, if there were no consequences?

237 replies

MetaphoricallySpeaking · 14/12/2025 19:36

Not endorsing violence obviously but if it were just a harmless slap on a fantasy level - no consequences, no scandal, just vibes, who would be on your list?

Mine would be:

  • Trump - not technically a celeb but come on.
  • Diddy - no notes needed.
  • Jay Z - eternally smug and cheated on Beyoncé? Slap.
  • Kanye - not even sure where to start.
  • Chris Brown - this one’s personal, we all know why.
  • Kendall Jenner - something about her is just rude.

AIBU to think some people’s energy is just slap-worthy?

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Imanexcellentdrivercharliebabbit · 14/12/2025 22:57

Hufflebuffs · 14/12/2025 22:51

oligarch?

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Second Oligarch lol?
Hes a working class lad from south London in the trenches with 4 kids (you can sometimes hear them running about when he’s working from home on the ‘Radical’ podcast he does for radio 4 lol

NorthernEmma · 14/12/2025 22:54

Emma Watson definitely.

Mylene Klass.

Jimmy Carr

Fergie from black eyed peas for singing about her humos and her lovely lady lumps.

Lilly Allen.

Katie Hopkins.

Hufflebuffs · 14/12/2025 22:53

I could happily slap Fiona Bruce. She is the most fecking irritating woman on the planet no her clothes unbelievably hideous.

Hufflebuffs · 14/12/2025 22:51

Upholstery · 14/12/2025 22:24

Amol Rajan.

Supercilious drawling oligarch cunt.

oligarch?

BlueEyedBogWitch · 14/12/2025 22:47

David Attenborough - hypocrite.
Hannah Waddingham - if she was chocolate she’d eat herself.
Nadiya Hussein - whiny.
Lorraine Kelly - disingenuous twat.
Stephen Fry - bloviating prick.
Jimmy Carr - possessed ventriloquist’s dummy with a laugh like a rutting seal.

Denim4ever · 14/12/2025 22:47

ChristmasinBrighton · 14/12/2025 19:47

Laurence Fox
Nigel Farage
Holly Willoughby
Hannah Waddingham
Donald Trump

I am sure I can think of more…

Can I just say that I'm so glad I'm not the only one that finds Hannah Waddingham irratating

ColinOfficeTrolley · 14/12/2025 22:45

Peter Andre
Paddy McGuiness
James Corden
Jude law
Tom cruise
Tom hiddleston
Emily blunt

Imanexcellentdrivercharliebabbit · 14/12/2025 22:42

Dappy777 · 14/12/2025 22:22

Louis Theroux: smug, patronising Oxbridge leftie.

Emma Thompson: insufferably smug as well, and a dreadful actress.

Stewart Lee: oozes smugness out of every smug, sneering, Oxbridge leftie cell in his body.

Jimmy Carr: horrible, cold, reptilian little creature. Like a creepy puppet that has come to life. He is a clever man, educated at Cambridge, yet he pitches his comedy at the level of a Sun-reader so as to appeal to as many people as he can and maximize his profits.

Frankie Boyle: never known anybody so filled with hatred. His comedy is vicious and cruel. He genuinely seems to enjoy mocking the dead. Some of his comments are sickening.

David Baddiel: utterly loathsome. He reminds of a boy I went to school with - a horrible, sarcastic little weasel who hung around with the bullies and laughed at their jokes and then hid behind them so he could bully others. That’s Baddiel in a nutshell.

I have a physical reaction to Stewart Lee

Sidebeforeself · 14/12/2025 22:41

Olivia Coleman
Gary Lineker
Davina McCall
Lily Allen
Bill Nighy

MotherTuckinGenius · 14/12/2025 22:37

Tom Daley - only knows what an actual woman is when he needs to rent-a-womb.
Nasty little cockwomble.

Romeiswheretheheartis · 14/12/2025 22:35

Scott Mills has a very slappable face

Neveranynamesleft · 14/12/2025 22:28

Helen Flannagan.
She must be freezing all the time as she never has any clothes on.

Upholstery · 14/12/2025 22:26

sprigatito · 14/12/2025 21:57

Paul Daniels is dead? You’ve made my Christmas! Frankly if I were his wife I’d have been struggling to contain my giddiness at the funeral as well.

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Bit harsh. What did he ever do to you?

He's been dead near ten years now.

Upholstery · 14/12/2025 22:24

Amol Rajan.

Supercilious drawling oligarch cunt.

Dappy777 · 14/12/2025 22:22

Louis Theroux: smug, patronising Oxbridge leftie.

Emma Thompson: insufferably smug as well, and a dreadful actress.

Stewart Lee: oozes smugness out of every smug, sneering, Oxbridge leftie cell in his body.

Jimmy Carr: horrible, cold, reptilian little creature. Like a creepy puppet that has come to life. He is a clever man, educated at Cambridge, yet he pitches his comedy at the level of a Sun-reader so as to appeal to as many people as he can and maximize his profits.

Frankie Boyle: never known anybody so filled with hatred. His comedy is vicious and cruel. He genuinely seems to enjoy mocking the dead. Some of his comments are sickening.

David Baddiel: utterly loathsome. He reminds of a boy I went to school with - a horrible, sarcastic little weasel who hung around with the bullies and laughed at their jokes and then hid behind them so he could bully others. That’s Baddiel in a nutshell.

PoppyWarrior · 14/12/2025 22:17

David Tennant x 100

Livpool · 14/12/2025 22:06

Jeremy Clarkson
Donald Trump
Tom Cruise
Gemma Collins
Katie Price
Pedro Pescal
James Corden
David Walliams

Isitoveryetitmustbe · 14/12/2025 22:05

Amanda Holden, but would want to slap her twice

Beyonce

Taylor Swift

Ariana Grande

All of the Kardashians/Jenners

Jim Carey

James Corden

Danny Dyer

TomatoSandwiches · 14/12/2025 22:00

Emma Watson recently had a driving ban for an amount of time due to multiple instances of speeding. I truly detest irresponsible drivers, there is a sense of self importance that gets under my skin, horrible people.

sprigatito · 14/12/2025 21:57

catzrulz · 14/12/2025 21:35

Anyone that grins and plays to the camera at her husband's funeral is a no from me, each to their own though.

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Paul Daniels is dead? You’ve made my Christmas! Frankly if I were his wife I’d have been struggling to contain my giddiness at the funeral as well.

TheonlywayIcoulddothatwasifyouwantedmetoo · 14/12/2025 21:56

Lily Allen here too. Insufferable.

mjf981 · 14/12/2025 21:56

James Corden - dick
Oprah Winfrey - smug
Trump and Putin - obvs
David Walliams - creep

orangetriangle · 14/12/2025 21:55

Amanda Holden
Megan Markle
Prince Harry
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
Colleen Nolen
Louis Walsh
the guy from homes under the hammer
Victoria Beckham
Sarah Ferguson

NemoSaltatSobrius · 14/12/2025 21:54

Any and all 'influencers' - bunch of grifty no-marks
Alan Carr
Joe Lycett
Watson, Grint and Radcliffe - immature opinionated ungrateful little fucks
Ellen deGeneres - nasty
Any Kardashian or Jenner

It's probably best I don't start slapping people because I do believe I would never stop.

MinnieCauldwell · 14/12/2025 21:52

Imanexcellentdrivercharliebabbit · 14/12/2025 21:13

Because she has turned on JK Rowling in the most horrific way - the woman who launched her whole career- and while mildly engaging as a child actor, is an insipid adult handmaiden, champagne socialist, peddler of luxury beliefs, crap adult actress twat !

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You beat me to it, insufferable woman