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To wonder which celebrities you’d gladly give a metaphorical slap, if there were no consequences?

237 replies

MetaphoricallySpeaking · 14/12/2025 19:36

Not endorsing violence obviously but if it were just a harmless slap on a fantasy level - no consequences, no scandal, just vibes, who would be on your list?

Mine would be:

  • Trump - not technically a celeb but come on.
  • Diddy - no notes needed.
  • Jay Z - eternally smug and cheated on Beyoncé? Slap.
  • Kanye - not even sure where to start.
  • Chris Brown - this one’s personal, we all know why.
  • Kendall Jenner - something about her is just rude.

AIBU to think some people’s energy is just slap-worthy?

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MangoPizza · 19/12/2025 13:17

Miriam Margolyes

Alltheunreadbooks · 19/12/2025 07:44

Eammon Holmes
Sting
Jane McDonald
Ed Sheeran
Eammon Holmes again
Vic Reeves
Jools Holland
Jonathan Ross
Tracey Ullman
Lisa Riley
Eammon Holmes a 3rd time if he's still standing.

BackToLurk · 19/12/2025 06:47

Johnny Depp. Grubby looking fucker

Hufflemuff · 19/12/2025 06:11

Kirstie Allsop - the smugness is unreal

Jess Glynn

Leona Lewis - Nothing offence per-say, shes just constantly in this dream like state. Zero personality and about 2 brain cells. I'd like to slap her just to wake her up.

Gregg Wallace - met him once, can confirm hes the world's biggest cunt

Lily Allen

Andrew Tate

Tommy Robinson - but id like to slap him with the side of a bulldozing ball

Nigel Farage

Greta Thumburg - "how dare you", fuckkkkkk off.

Stacy Dooley - aaargguh the voice and just the general level of shit journalism.

Meghan Markle

Katie Hopkins

Kerry katona

Ablushingcrow · 19/12/2025 06:11

Ddakji · 15/12/2025 06:52

They don’t get any hate. Trans activists however hate everyone who doesn’t bow down to their ideology, believe their lies, and they especially hate women who won’t shut up and shove over. See David Tennant, Billy Bragg, Boy George et al.

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Very well said.

ITanya · 19/12/2025 06:07

orangetriangle · 14/12/2025 21:55

Amanda Holden
Megan Markle
Prince Harry
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
Colleen Nolen
Louis Walsh
the guy from homes under the hammer
Victoria Beckham
Sarah Ferguson

Megan Markle … oh yeah

Hufflemuff · 19/12/2025 06:01

Jacob Rees Mog and the whole family. Never seen such a sneering bunch of twats - all dressed like Victorian ghosts.

Whatsthatsheila · 19/12/2025 05:12

IMissTheLittleBluePackets · 18/12/2025 20:02

That's a reach!

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Honestly - it’s like go go gadget arms reaching for that conclusion

Whatsthatsheila · 18/12/2025 21:03

BeCalmNavyTurtle · 18/12/2025 15:46

Disgusting racist comment.

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What’s racist you plonker??

are vultures native to Africa?? Yes!

IMissTheLittleBluePackets · 18/12/2025 20:05

Squirrel60 · 18/12/2025 13:09

Katie Price/similar - I just absolutely hate them, full stop.

Trump/Putin.

All the ''lovies'' like Amanda Holden, Holly Willoughby, Davina McCall, etc.

ANYONE who is or has been in the jungle because of the disgusting animal abuse, that's another reason I can't stand Pricey.

Variety of and loads of others!

That's a really good point. I dislike her because of her treatment of her own animals, and children come to think of it.

But yes, all of that animal abuse in the name of entertainment. Terrible, the lot of them.

IMissTheLittleBluePackets · 18/12/2025 20:02

BeCalmNavyTurtle · 18/12/2025 15:46

Disgusting racist comment.

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That's a reach!

BeCalmNavyTurtle · 18/12/2025 15:46

Whatsthatsheila · 15/12/2025 09:37

Probably from the hips down - somewhere in Africa where there are vultures -

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Disgusting racist comment.

Squirrel60 · 18/12/2025 13:09

Katie Price/similar - I just absolutely hate them, full stop.

Trump/Putin.

All the ''lovies'' like Amanda Holden, Holly Willoughby, Davina McCall, etc.

ANYONE who is or has been in the jungle because of the disgusting animal abuse, that's another reason I can't stand Pricey.

Variety of and loads of others!

AutumnAllTheWay · 17/12/2025 22:31

GarlicBreadStan · 15/12/2025 18:08

People with views similar to hers have verbally and physically harassed me because of how I identify. I've been sexually assaulted because people have been determined to change how I identify. So while I don't agree that her children should be targeted for her views, I don't have any empathy for her.

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You said earlier that we shouldnt care about what's in anyones pants.

Lots of us have been sexually abused and worse with what's in male people's pants. For crying out loud, if youve been sexually abused too then surely you get the concern?

Why I don't want a male person pretending to be a female in a women's only changing room, or toilet with me or or my young daughters?

That is not hate to say so. Its common sense.

Anyway, I wont derail the thread any further and neither should you.

Mistyglade · 17/12/2025 14:12

Rosealea · 17/12/2025 10:45

He'd get multiple! He's a loathsome creature.

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He is the worst, the pretence is nauseating.

Rosealea · 17/12/2025 10:45

B1anche · 14/12/2025 21:14

Not David Beckham!

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He'd get multiple! He's a loathsome creature.

TealScroller · 17/12/2025 10:39

This! Agree with every single one! Add to it: Roman Kemp, Lorraine Kelly, Gordon Ramsey, Gino D'acampo, Holly willoughby, Nigel Farage, Trump, David Tennant, Paddy McGuiness, Jameela Jamil the list is endless

ViolaChomp · 16/12/2025 22:00

Amanda Holden
David Walliams
Denise Welch

SapphireSeptember · 16/12/2025 21:52

GarlicBreadStan · 15/12/2025 18:08

People with views similar to hers have verbally and physically harassed me because of how I identify. I've been sexually assaulted because people have been determined to change how I identify. So while I don't agree that her children should be targeted for her views, I don't have any empathy for her.

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I'm sorry you've experienced that. I'm a massive raging Terf but draw a very big line at physical and sexual assault. I can have empathy with someone but disagree on their stance on certain topics.

Sartre · 16/12/2025 05:31

TroysMammy · 14/12/2025 19:44

One slap? Don't be mean.

Ant and Dec
James Cordon
David Walliams
The quiz master on University Challenge. I don't even want to bother to Google his name, irritates the shit out of me.
Lily Allen
Emma Watson
Elon Musk

Surprised by Amol Rajan, he’s my ‘celeb’ crush!

I can’t stand Ant and Dec which is a shame because I loved them as a child on SMTV and such. Ant annoys me more.
Not a fan of Keeley Hawes but can’t even pinpoint why.
Everyone hates James Corden.

tobee · 16/12/2025 01:57

I was only shouting loudly saying earlier on today that I'd slap Trump for posting what he did about Rob Reiner.

TooBigForMyBoots · 16/12/2025 01:08

suburberphobe · 16/12/2025 00:09

Why get het up by people you may see on telly or online.

Time to decompress and take care of yourself....

Why not?🤷‍♀️

IMissTheLittleBluePackets · 16/12/2025 00:31

Cat Deeley
Lorraine

With both of them, the insincerity is off the charts.

suburberphobe · 16/12/2025 00:09

Why get het up by people you may see on telly or online.

Time to decompress and take care of yourself....

TooBigForMyBoots · 16/12/2025 00:01

PersephoneSmith · 15/12/2025 22:01

I thought of another one. Giles Coren.
Misogynist arsehole. I’ve never forgiven him for his ‘being overweight is moral turpitude’ column.

Giles Coren is a tedious, untalented, nepo perv whose face I would never tire of slapping.

He makes The Times unreadable.💩😤

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