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To start a conspiracy theory thread about the pyramids?

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Gardener82 · 05/12/2025 23:03

Do you believe the pyramids or The sphinx were built by the ancient Egyptians?
I’m just watching Egypt’s Secret code and Bradley Walsh isn’t accepting this theory, my husband believes it was Aliens.
I don’t know what I think really, please discuss, Share your thoughts.

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SerendipityJane · 06/12/2025 16:29

RedTagAlan · 06/12/2025 15:26

Why ? Most people here will know of Occam's Razor.

Occams razor needs to be bookended with Hitchens razor. Completely destroys 100% of known bullshit dead.

pointythings · 06/12/2025 16:28

RedTagAlan · 06/12/2025 15:26

Why ? Most people here will know of Occam's Razor.

Even the ones positing that it might be aliens when we have an archaeological record that suggests this is the least plausible solution. I don't think so.

RedTagAlan · 06/12/2025 15:26

pointythings · 06/12/2025 15:23

Some people on this thread really need to look up Occam's Razor.

Why ? Most people here will know of Occam's Razor.

pointythings · 06/12/2025 15:23

Some people on this thread really need to look up Occam's Razor.

PinkPanther57 · 06/12/2025 15:15

Howdoesithappenlikethis · 06/12/2025 14:59

I actually believe there had to be some more powerful force that built the pyramids, whatever that may be. I wouldn't rule out it being aliens, who's to stay we the only civilization in such a vast universe, and who's to say they aren't far more advanced than we are? I'm not religious at all, so that rules out any mystical being being the one that created them for me. So I don't believe your husband and is daft at all.

If this wasn’t some sort of weather event it sounds like a celestial battle with some sort of mother ship. Always think of it when these conversations come up:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_celestial_phenomenon_over_Nuremberg

If UFOs landed in biblical times how else to describe but as fiery chariots & incredibly bright stars that followed etc…

Howdoesithappenlikethis · 06/12/2025 14:59

Gardener82 · 05/12/2025 23:34

I didn’t say I believe they were built by aliens, he does.
It doesn’t concern me that he believes aliens built them and watching Bradley Walsh (who also seems to have a lot of conspiracy theories aswell) I just wondered how common this way of thinking is, that’s all, I’m fully aware it’s a bit batshit but it’s not hurting anyone and was supposed to be a more lighthearted conversation.

I actually believe there had to be some more powerful force that built the pyramids, whatever that may be. I wouldn't rule out it being aliens, who's to stay we the only civilization in such a vast universe, and who's to say they aren't far more advanced than we are? I'm not religious at all, so that rules out any mystical being being the one that created them for me. So I don't believe your husband and is daft at all.

RedTagAlan · 06/12/2025 14:42

BlueJuniper94 · 06/12/2025 13:37

You misunderstand God. You don't have to believe, but at least have some apprehension of what it is you reject.

I am not rejecting anything, and how can I misunderstand that which does not exist, nor ever has ?

Unless you mean I am rejecting the concept of God, Gods, spirits, demons angels, but that is patently not true, because here I am writing about the concept.

I used to believe in the God of the bible, and Gods in general. Now I don't. I did not reject anything. I stopped believing. I realized it is all made up.

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 06/12/2025 14:36

TheAutumnCrow · 06/12/2025 14:10

The original outer coverings have all fallen off though. <tuts>

That limestone covering was removed - possibly by another group of aliens for their patios.

RedToothBrush · 06/12/2025 14:21

Are you aware of the Bosnian Pyramids OP?

ginasevern · 06/12/2025 14:21

It never ceases to amaze me how quick the human race is to dismiss its own achievements. We have been masters of the planet (rightly or wrongly) for thousands of years. We have made bread from wild grass, learned the secret of fire, irrigated barren lands and created awe inspiring feats of engineering. And yet despite evidence to the contrary, some people believe it is more logical for other beings to have travelled light years to perform these tasks. Go figure.

pointythings · 06/12/2025 14:19

BlueJuniper94 · 06/12/2025 13:37

You misunderstand God. You don't have to believe, but at least have some apprehension of what it is you reject.

Why? Atheism isn't about rejecting any deity, by the way. You cannot reject something you do not believe exists.

TheAutumnCrow · 06/12/2025 14:10

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 06/12/2025 13:49

No, they are still standing.

...Cross post...

Edited

The original outer coverings have all fallen off though. <tuts>

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 06/12/2025 13:49

MrsSkylerWhite · 05/12/2025 23:06

Expect it was Persimmon.

No, they are still standing.

...Cross post...

BlueJuniper94 · 06/12/2025 13:37

RedTagAlan · 06/12/2025 09:57

How can things that never existed, apart from in imagination, have died ?

Or did they jump in their spaceships and boldly go where none had been before. :-)

You misunderstand God. You don't have to believe, but at least have some apprehension of what it is you reject.

PinkPanther57 · 06/12/2025 13:28

I think it’s amazing Mars once had atmosphere & seas, rivers, potentially. Could the earth, after a cataclysmic event, look like Mars today in hundreds of millions of years?

cava14una · 06/12/2025 13:27

HonoriaBulstrode · 05/12/2025 23:07

my husband believes it was Aliens.

Been watching Stargate, has he?

That was my first thought😀

CoolFineDoneWicked · 06/12/2025 13:25

pointythings · 06/12/2025 13:12

But let's be honest, the level of evidence for the efficacy of Wiccan practice is pretty much exactly the same as the level of evidence for the efficacy of prayer to any other God.

Chesterton clearly didn't bother to understand atheism, and this piece of 'wisdom' that everyone raves about was just another cheap sneer of superiority from someone religious about those who are not.

Also, it's a nonsense to imply that there were 2000 or so years of stable Christian religious practice, then it all went to shit in the 20th century. There have always been new sects, denominations and cults, within the big religions and without. Christianity and Islam are themselves sects that sprung from Judaism and took off for a variety of specific cultural circumstances.

Humans never let anything settle, they're always thinking and coming up with new ways of doing things. God, being a human invention, is subject to the same innovative zeal.

See: The Rhythm of Life scene from Sweet Charity - come for the satire on 60s hippy cults ("I'm in a Religion of the Month club"), stay for the insane choreography.

OneBookTooMany · 06/12/2025 13:24

Millytante · 06/12/2025 03:13

Point of order, Madam Speaker! We should acknowledge the part played by Christianity in Europe after the fall of Rome, by preserving culture, in writing, language, and learning as everything returned to the soil, once the Empire had left.
Irish monks, for example, roamed across the Continent keeping Latin and Greek (and therefore learning) alive, thereby spinning a thread that would lead to the Renaissance.

Yes, I was taught-by Irish parents and teachers-that the English were running around with arses painted blue until the Irish taught them how to read.

What's more, it was probably the Irish who built the pyramids, just as they built bridges, roads and tunnels for the English.

pointythings · 06/12/2025 13:20

LetMeGoogleThat · 06/12/2025 11:33

Don't subscribe to any Alien theory, but believe in a civilisation pre pharaonic. The geology of sub saharan Africa does support the lush lands to the west and this would support a climate crisis and displacement of people. Much of the early dynasties borrowed and recycled buildings and learning. We've maybe only skimmed the surface. Look up the Osireion and fall down the rabbit hole of how much we just don't understand or can explain today.

Oh, there absolutely was pre-pharaonic civilisation. I have been on an excavation of a settlement from that period and the things we found speak of a technologically and politically advanced society even then. Everything has roots.

pointythings · 06/12/2025 13:12

Millytante · 06/12/2025 10:39

Certainly in terms of how much brain-wasting codswallop has been latched on to in order to fill the vacancy.
GK Chesterton too warned about this mad pressure now to embrace all kinds of everything, giving free rein to credulousness.
Even super-smart scientists have managed to believe ten impossible things before breakfast while spending the day designing the most far out and epoch-making possibilities in aeronautics, for example.
It’s not all just dim bulbs proclaiming that they are Wiccan witches and waffling on about their magic ‘practice’.

But let's be honest, the level of evidence for the efficacy of Wiccan practice is pretty much exactly the same as the level of evidence for the efficacy of prayer to any other God.

Chesterton clearly didn't bother to understand atheism, and this piece of 'wisdom' that everyone raves about was just another cheap sneer of superiority from someone religious about those who are not.

Millytante · 06/12/2025 12:36

RedTagAlan · 06/12/2025 12:25

I am not saying nobody had a clue. I was responding to a PP who suggested masses of lost knowledge. I used the water cycle as an example.

I just say there is no mythical lost knowledge more advanced than today.

Eratosthens, a Greek, showed the earth to be a sphere in about 200BC. He calculated it's diameter. And if you are wondering why volcanos erupt, knowing the shape of the earth is a fundamental building block to work out plate tectonics. But it took what, about 1800 years to get from sphere to plates.

To say ancient Egyptians knew advanced stuff lost forever is just daft in my view.

Re the Bible, I reckon it is a pretty good guide of what was common knowledge at the time. In the NT for example, Jusus was supposed to have been taken to the top of a mountain where he was shown the 4 corners of the earth. So the authors of that book, even though they were writing in Greek, appeared to be unaware that the earth was a sphere. Something that had been discovered and proven 2or 3 hundred years before.

So it's unlikely schools were doing widespread teaching of Eratosthenes. Probably because we had to wait a while for the printing press.

Oh, I wouldn’t disagree.
Just to be pointlessly picky though, especially given my lack of ancient Greek, we still say ‘the four corners of the Earth’, do we not?
If some being from twenty centuries in the future were to latch onto that expression, she could infer from it that we regarded the planet as more or less a table top.

Even those ancient Egyptians knew the Earth is round.
Had it been flat, they reasoned, all the holy cats would have shoved everything off its edge at the first opportunity; golden burial trappings, chief eunuch, the palm fan of Ra: the lot!

Millytante · 06/12/2025 12:28

Heyhelga · 05/12/2025 23:19

I do subscribe to the Chariots of the Gods theory yes.

I devoured all that stuff at school fifty years ago. Wasn't it he who claimed that the pyramids in Egypt constitute proof that alien intelligence ‘seeded’ humanity, since pyramids appeared also in Mexico?
That ratiocination was enjoyably used in Eco’s great novel about credulousness and conspiracies, Foucault’s Pendulum.
A principal character is musing one night about that same architectural coincidence, only to be recalled to common sense by his very grounded lover, who reminds him that back in far off millennia, a pyramid was the only design which made great height possible.
Arches and vaults, that consciousness-expanding technological leap forward, were far in the future. (I just got a flash of some ‘nouveau’ pharaoh screaming at his chief architect to bung flying buttresses on his new pyramid or face death in the crocodile enclosure)

TheJustJoker · 06/12/2025 12:27

What being? What unexplainable ancient things? Isn’t this the plot of Stargate?

RedTagAlan · 06/12/2025 12:25

Millytante · 06/12/2025 11:49

Those Old Testament ‘Bible folk’ lived according to countless beliefs which must have appeared wacko to outsiders by, say, Caesar’s day.
That they apparently hadn't got the hang of this here water cycle* doesn’t mean that nobody else around in the first millennium BCE had much of a clue about anything as well.

*Maybe the prophet just hadn’t been paying attention in his school days, of course, nor on the outward bound course where everyone ran riot while ostensibly looking at evidence of glaciation in the landscape (bit of autobiography there, folks!)

I am not saying nobody had a clue. I was responding to a PP who suggested masses of lost knowledge. I used the water cycle as an example.

I just say there is no mythical lost knowledge more advanced than today.

Eratosthens, a Greek, showed the earth to be a sphere in about 200BC. He calculated it's diameter. And if you are wondering why volcanos erupt, knowing the shape of the earth is a fundamental building block to work out plate tectonics. But it took what, about 1800 years to get from sphere to plates.

To say ancient Egyptians knew advanced stuff lost forever is just daft in my view.

Re the Bible, I reckon it is a pretty good guide of what was common knowledge at the time. In the NT for example, Jusus was supposed to have been taken to the top of a mountain where he was shown the 4 corners of the earth. So the authors of that book, even though they were writing in Greek, appeared to be unaware that the earth was a sphere. Something that had been discovered and proven 2or 3 hundred years before.

So it's unlikely schools were doing widespread teaching of Eratosthenes. Probably because we had to wait a while for the printing press.

currentlybrunette · 06/12/2025 12:21

My theory is that there was a civilisation of humans around this time that had contact with an older, more advanced being. Maybe humans who had left earth and developed, maybe another species entirely. They shared knowledge and tools and then something happened and they left again. It would explain quite a few ancient things that seem unexplainable. They had knowledge but lost it.

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