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To start a conspiracy theory thread about the pyramids?

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Gardener82 · 05/12/2025 23:03

Do you believe the pyramids or The sphinx were built by the ancient Egyptians?
I’m just watching Egypt’s Secret code and Bradley Walsh isn’t accepting this theory, my husband believes it was Aliens.
I don’t know what I think really, please discuss, Share your thoughts.

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Aviri · 05/12/2025 23:49

PinkPanther57 · 05/12/2025 23:38

There’s a view that there might have been an advanced, ancient civilisation & some kind of cataclysmic event that wiped out all evidence.

Ancient civilizations were pretty advanced though weren't they? We didn't think they were for a long time because of Christianity - both the AD/BC nonsense but also because we lost a lot of knowledge due to Christians - but they understood geometry, astronomy, physics etc.

MrsSkylerWhite · 05/12/2025 23:49

Gardener82 · 05/12/2025 23:15

Why my husband thinks it’s aliens..

  1. The weight and size of the blocks that were used were around 10 tonnes. Modern machinery would struggle.
  2. Precision of the stone cuts.
  3. Sculptures in Dolerite and Granite, the symmetry in the carvings wouldn’t have been possible with the tools available.

I expect Stonehenge slabs are pretty weighty.. Aliens too then, obviously.

Ah, but is he though? An “HR Manager”? See, Doctor Who and Rose thought that the cabinet were people but they were lizards.

Whoooo ….

GasperyJacquesRoberts · 05/12/2025 23:48

With enough ropes and pulleys you can lift pretty much anything.

The trick is to get the top-most block in place first then you can use that to lift everything else up to meet it. That's why pyramids are pointy - you start with one block at the top and work downwards from there. It's obvious when you think about it.

Hayley1256 · 05/12/2025 23:47

TBH I could buy into this theory, why not - millions of people believe in various gods and religions without any proof!

So I think it could be believable that ancient humans (aliens) came and built the Pyramids as a way to mark Earth whilst also leaving some knowledge to be found.

Maybe we are one of their experiments

IrisPallida · 05/12/2025 23:45

There’s a view that there might have been an advanced, ancient civilisation & some kind of cataclysmic event that wiped out all evidence.

But for some utterly incomprehensible reason, that advanced, ancient civilisation was not Ancient Egyptian? -Yep, more gullible drivel...

ghostyslovesheets · 05/12/2025 23:43

A lot of this conspiracy theory stuff is based on a concept that only white Europeans had any culture or technology

Egyptian society predates many societies so it’s not inconceivable their technology did

so no, I don’t believe conspiracy theories that are based on the idea that before’white men’ existed no ideas did.

CoolFineDoneWicked · 05/12/2025 23:42

I have an archaeology degree. I wouldn't come and tell your husband how to do HR (but I probably could after five minutes on the ACAS website, or I could get ChatGPT to do it). He's a tit.

IrisPallida · 05/12/2025 23:41

I just wondered how common this way of thinking is, that’s all,

Well, among people who can actually think logically and rationally it is not common.
With gullible idiots, it is quite common.

BeaRightThere · 05/12/2025 23:39

Gardener82 · 05/12/2025 23:34

I didn’t say I believe they were built by aliens, he does.
It doesn’t concern me that he believes aliens built them and watching Bradley Walsh (who also seems to have a lot of conspiracy theories aswell) I just wondered how common this way of thinking is, that’s all, I’m fully aware it’s a bit batshit but it’s not hurting anyone and was supposed to be a more lighthearted conversation.

It is hurting people. It's denying reality, it's denying history,.it's refusing to acknowledge the incredible achievements of earlier civilisations in favour of stupid "aliens did it" theories and it's the slippery slope to the kind of deranged conspiracy theory brain rot that leads us to the present state of politics all over the world.

PinkPanther57 · 05/12/2025 23:38

Gardener82 · 05/12/2025 23:34

I didn’t say I believe they were built by aliens, he does.
It doesn’t concern me that he believes aliens built them and watching Bradley Walsh (who also seems to have a lot of conspiracy theories aswell) I just wondered how common this way of thinking is, that’s all, I’m fully aware it’s a bit batshit but it’s not hurting anyone and was supposed to be a more lighthearted conversation.

There’s a view that there might have been an advanced, ancient civilisation & some kind of cataclysmic event that wiped out all evidence.

TheCorrsDidDreamsBetter · 05/12/2025 23:38

Gardener82 · 05/12/2025 23:15

Why my husband thinks it’s aliens..

  1. The weight and size of the blocks that were used were around 10 tonnes. Modern machinery would struggle.
  2. Precision of the stone cuts.
  3. Sculptures in Dolerite and Granite, the symmetry in the carvings wouldn’t have been possible with the tools available.

Does your husband understand how wheels and rolling work? Or the sheer magnitude of slaves the Egyptians had?

Saz12 · 05/12/2025 23:38

But believing in ascientific shite because it's on YouTube is kinda scary. Aliens built the pyramids, vaccines are trying to kill us all, cancer can be cured by intravenous broccoli, whatever.

Aviri · 05/12/2025 23:34

I don't know about the pyramids - I'll leave that to Bradely Walsh - but didn't all those US air force lieutenants suddenly start talking to Congress about aliens a couple of years ago? What happened with that?

Gardener82 · 05/12/2025 23:34

I didn’t say I believe they were built by aliens, he does.
It doesn’t concern me that he believes aliens built them and watching Bradley Walsh (who also seems to have a lot of conspiracy theories aswell) I just wondered how common this way of thinking is, that’s all, I’m fully aware it’s a bit batshit but it’s not hurting anyone and was supposed to be a more lighthearted conversation.

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Heyhelga · 05/12/2025 23:33

BeaRightThere · 05/12/2025 23:30

I disagree.

Is a bit. It's obviously a light hearted Friday night chat and you've decided to react as if she reversed her car into your car in the car park when you could have kept swiping down the topics.

BeaRightThere · 05/12/2025 23:30

Heyhelga · 05/12/2025 23:27

Blimey. Bit of an overreaction there.

I disagree.

Heyhelga · 05/12/2025 23:27

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Blimey. Bit of an overreaction there.

WonderingWanda · 05/12/2025 23:26

So your husband doesn't believe it's possible thst some humans on our planet were capable of building the pyramids but that Aliens from out of space did it and that's more plausible?

PollyBell · 05/12/2025 23:26

Gardener82 · 05/12/2025 23:23

My husband is a HR manager.
He likes watching random alien crap on YouTube.
I wanted to gage whether there were others out there who believe in some of the conspiracy theories.
It’s supposed to be lighthearted.
I am not an expert, I don’t give it much thought.

I get it is light-hearted but it still makes no sense, there is no proof it is aliens but he beleives there is somewhere out there with creatures with enough brains to arrive on earth and decide to buid pyramids and we dont know where they are now?

People believe the earth is flat doesn't make it flat

Jarstastic · 05/12/2025 23:26

Is this the documentary narrated by Brian cox?

BeaRightThere · 05/12/2025 23:25

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Saz12 · 05/12/2025 23:24

FFS.

I have lost faith in humanity - who the fuck can believe such utter shite?

Gardener82 · 05/12/2025 23:23

My husband is a HR manager.
He likes watching random alien crap on YouTube.
I wanted to gage whether there were others out there who believe in some of the conspiracy theories.
It’s supposed to be lighthearted.
I am not an expert, I don’t give it much thought.

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PollyBell · 05/12/2025 23:20

Gardener82 · 05/12/2025 23:15

Why my husband thinks it’s aliens..

  1. The weight and size of the blocks that were used were around 10 tonnes. Modern machinery would struggle.
  2. Precision of the stone cuts.
  3. Sculptures in Dolerite and Granite, the symmetry in the carvings wouldn’t have been possible with the tools available.

But why aliens? None of that means it is aliens

PinkPanther57 · 05/12/2025 23:19

Gardener82 · 05/12/2025 23:15

Why my husband thinks it’s aliens..

  1. The weight and size of the blocks that were used were around 10 tonnes. Modern machinery would struggle.
  2. Precision of the stone cuts.
  3. Sculptures in Dolerite and Granite, the symmetry in the carvings wouldn’t have been possible with the tools available.

Re: 1 - wouldn’t that depend on how long it took?

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