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AIBU to say my Dyson is a Cunt?

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RanchRat · 28/11/2025 14:11

in a year I have only been able to use it a handful of times. It stops working after a couple of minutes and I have to pull a piece of fluff out of its arse before it will go again. I have never been able to do more than half a rug before it needs emptying and the fucking clips that are supposed to be so easy to open are actually very stiff and I have to lie the dirty bastard on my clean sofa to get them open. I have spent more time watching You Tube videos on how to coax the little fucker to work than I have vacuuming. You have to wash the filter, no, you have to replace the filter, no, you have to tweeze a couple of hairs out of its backside. I bought it because it was light and I am old and struggled with my heavy hoover. The worst £500 I have ever spent and could ill afford.

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GinkoRebelFoxes · 28/11/2025 14:22

The original Dysons were amazing; mine lasted ages. Every “upgrade” since then has made them worse. to add insult to injury, the owner has revealed himself to be more of a bastard with every succeeding year. From funding Brexit, then moving his manufacturing overseas, to hoarding land to avoid tax.

I have a shark, and it has been great. (I don’t like the smell that builds up in a Henry.)

PatThePenguin · 28/11/2025 14:21

Oh you need a Shark.

Not a cordless one, but the 'pet hair/lift away' one.

They're fab and not a bit cunty.

Crunchymum · 28/11/2025 14:20

OverlyFragrant · 28/11/2025 14:15

Henry hoovers are the way and cost a fifth of your dyson

My old Henry gave up the ghost so I got a new one. Henry Xtra.

He's horrid. Only one suction power, all the attachments are lightweight and shit. The actual carpet attachments dragged up so much hair in one hoover it needs to be vigorously cleaned and all the hair untangled?

I'm using my old attachments.

Glad I only spent £120 on it and can't wait for this one to explode.

Dontlletmedownbruce · 28/11/2025 14:20

Honestly I love mine and never have issues. Maybe it's to do with the rug or carpet pile you have. I love mine

Itakeupyourtime · 28/11/2025 14:19

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BePinkOrca · 28/11/2025 14:19

I hate Dyson, my hoover does the same. Had the straighters and they broke just out of warranty. I am certain the battery was failing but I kept thinking I had not charged them. They basically said do one. Hate them now with a passion and think their products are crap. I have loads from them as-well (fans,hairdryer,hoovers) but the hoover and straighters have made me loose faith in them.

BeckyBloom · 28/11/2025 14:18

Honestly love my cordless Dyson! It’s 7 years old and still gojng strong. Bought a corded Shark for longer cleans and used it twice as I dont like it! I only bought it due to all the love they get!

Bonjovispyjamas · 28/11/2025 14:17

Yep, I learnt the hard way that they're a total waste of money too.

BigYellowLegoHead · 28/11/2025 14:16

Yep, they’re useless!!! Get a shark, much much better and still relatively light to use. They have a 5 year warranty and I’ve just had a free motor sent out to replace mine which had gone a bit faulty. Products and customer services with shark are amazing.

WearyAuldWumman · 28/11/2025 14:16

ColdHenrietta · 28/11/2025 14:14

I can only conclude that James Dyson has majority shares in blood pressure medication …

(Get a cordless Vax - they’re lovely!)

I agree. Love my Vax. (I used to have a Dyson.)

IndigoIsMyFavouriteColour · 28/11/2025 14:15

We have never bought one for this exact reason, they seem such a faff and are So expensive

OverlyFragrant · 28/11/2025 14:15

Henry hoovers are the way and cost a fifth of your dyson

ColdHenrietta · 28/11/2025 14:14

I can only conclude that James Dyson has majority shares in blood pressure medication …

(Get a cordless Vax - they’re lovely!)