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To find Bob Mortimer extremely desirable?

83 replies

Soonenough · 27/11/2025 18:41

He's sexy , funny , the right height for me and seems genuinely kind hearted . Always liked him but as he aged love him even more .

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MrsPrendergast · 28/11/2025 06:04

Hes adorable 😍

Oneearringlost · 28/11/2025 06:00

I don't fancy him, but I do love him. It's his eyes, his warmth, how he falls over in Gone Fishing; I worried about him, post Shingles, how etiolated he seemed, but he appeared to rally. I adore him, he's a national treasure, for me, anyway. My DD aged 28 and her boyfriend feel the same.He's got fans through the generations.
He'd cheer up Christmas, for sure.
Bob, if you're here, you are very loved.

the80sweregreat · 27/11/2025 22:19

He seems nice, but looks wise I prefer Jack Whitehall.

allthegoodusernameshavegone · 27/11/2025 22:13

I have the hots for Paul Whitehouse.

Thatnameistaken · 27/11/2025 22:10

He's bloody lovely 😍

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Soonenough · 27/11/2025 22:08

I assure you most solemnly that it is not Bob posting but his secret admirer .

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OldBeyondMyYears · 27/11/2025 21:50

Bon chance, Marie…and awaaay! 😅

Denim4ever · 27/11/2025 21:44

Maryberrysbouffant · 27/11/2025 21:39

This is definitely Bob posting 😂

"Is this a queue?"

pyjamalife · 27/11/2025 21:44

I'm in my early 30s and I agree 😅

Nitgel · 27/11/2025 21:42

Is it giro day

OutsideOfComfortable · 27/11/2025 21:41

I've met him in Boro a couple of times. He's a smashing chap.

CheekyChickenFucker · 27/11/2025 21:41

Maryberrysbouffant · 27/11/2025 21:39

This is definitely Bob posting 😂

He hasn't mentioned his gloriously thick neck yet and how it makes him irresistible.

Wickedlittledancer · 27/11/2025 21:40

BauhausOfEliott · 27/11/2025 19:09

Loads of women have always fancied him, right from his early days with Vic Reeves in the 1990s. I'm always puzzled when people mention him in 'Confess your unlikely/weird crush' threads because it's actually a really mainstream crush and not a weird one at all!

All comedians who come across as warm, funny and non-threatening always have legions of female fans who fancy them. Greg Davies and Bill Bailey are also fancied by millions of women.

I think millions maybe a stretch,,,😂

Maryberrysbouffant · 27/11/2025 21:39

This is definitely Bob posting 😂

popcornandpotatoes · 27/11/2025 21:03

Glad it's not just me

dontforgetme · 27/11/2025 20:58

I completely agree op, he is lovely !!

ToadRage · 27/11/2025 19:50

Not disputing he's funny, but you need your eyes tested, he's UGLY!

Ymamiss · 27/11/2025 19:14

Yanbu! It's the combination of his eyes, his personality and his accent!

BauhausOfEliott · 27/11/2025 19:12

Soonenough · 27/11/2025 19:01

@Sometimessmiling Yes . Not easily offended . And find saying outrageously inappropriate things very amusing . Guess it's a different era .

Also, they were jokes and part of a comic persona. It wasn't actually genuine sleaze - it was a running gag! Surely everyone remembers Vic rubbing his thighs as well... I assume nobody thought that was real.

Zov · 27/11/2025 19:10

OMG no thanks! 😖 He's all yours @Soonenough 😂

BauhausOfEliott · 27/11/2025 19:09

Loads of women have always fancied him, right from his early days with Vic Reeves in the 1990s. I'm always puzzled when people mention him in 'Confess your unlikely/weird crush' threads because it's actually a really mainstream crush and not a weird one at all!

All comedians who come across as warm, funny and non-threatening always have legions of female fans who fancy them. Greg Davies and Bill Bailey are also fancied by millions of women.

Doublebubblegum · 27/11/2025 19:02

I fancy Vic Reeves more tbh

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Soonenough · 27/11/2025 19:01

@Sometimessmiling Yes . Not easily offended . And find saying outrageously inappropriate things very amusing . Guess it's a different era .

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TheWiseAmethyst · 27/11/2025 19:00

Especially as Graham Lister 🤩🤣