I love dogs. There's a dalmatian near me that brings me true joy during the school run 🥰
But now that I've admired your dog from my car, got my dopamine hit, I am now faced with the task of avoiding glancing at its testicles and therefore being mildly grossed out during the rest of my journey.
In 2025, I shouldn't be forced to see a dogs genitals!
Time to introduce 'dog boxer shorts' so I can go about my day in peace! Someone needs to get onto Kier Starmer, honestly.