To think it should be mandatory that dogs wear shorts to cover their genitals in public?

mumofoneAloneandwell · 2025-11-22T10:17:08+00:00

I love dogs. There's a dalmatian near me that brings me true joy during the school run 🥰 But now that I've admired your dog from my car, got my dopamine hit, I am now faced with the task of avoiding glancing at its testicles and therefore being mildly grossed out during the rest of my journey. In 2025, I shouldn't be forced to see a dogs genitals! Time to introduce 'dog boxer shorts' so I can go about my day in peace! Someone needs to get onto Kier Starmer, honestly.

CoubousAndTourmaIet · 27/11/2025 10:29

Politicians247UnderwearExtinguishingService · 27/11/2025 10:25

The Winky Bum Holes sound like they should be a tribute band for the Dandy Warhols

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😂😂😂

Politicians247UnderwearExtinguishingService · 27/11/2025 10:25

ColdWaterDipper · 27/11/2025 07:49

Late to the party on this one, but yes and more importantly for me is to cover up the winky bum holes of those dogs with curly up tails! I hate walking behind dogs and seeing their pink bum holes winking at me. I have a dog but thankfully he is hairy so no bits on display. He’d look great in a pair of y fronts though….

The Winky Bum Holes sound like they should be a tribute band for the Dandy Warhols

Politicians247UnderwearExtinguishingService · 27/11/2025 10:24

KimberleyClark · 26/11/2025 09:50

It would be deeply impractical to have an all in one dog onesie without a hole though.

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Maybe I'm thinking way too much about this... but surely it would have to be quite a sizeable hole to avoid getting stray poo over the fabric around the hole? So sizeable that it wouldn't really discreetly hide any unsightly nethers?

I don't think dogs are particularly adept at (or bothered about) aiming with pinpoint accuracy when they go all out for the curl?!

littlebilliie · 27/11/2025 07:52

I think the legs on furniture should be hidden like in Victorian times they give me the vapours

ColdWaterDipper · 27/11/2025 07:49

Late to the party on this one, but yes and more importantly for me is to cover up the winky bum holes of those dogs with curly up tails! I hate walking behind dogs and seeing their pink bum holes winking at me. I have a dog but thankfully he is hairy so no bits on display. He’d look great in a pair of y fronts though….

KimberleyClark · 26/11/2025 09:50

Crudd99 · 24/11/2025 18:55

Aren't their genitals technically already covered by fur as fur is their 'clothes'🤔 I do agree about dogs arses though. It's like they've got a furry all in one on but the arse part has been cut out. It must be very cold and draughty in the colder weather.

It would be deeply impractical to have an all in one dog onesie without a hole though.

Politicians247UnderwearExtinguishingService · 26/11/2025 08:59

TheSaltedCaramelPath · 26/11/2025 08:14

Triumph has a bra - for the way you are…
was their advertising line 😂

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Jo Brand used to sneer at that claim - she said "Not even Isambard Kingdom Brunel has a bra for the way I am!"

TheSaltedCaramelPath · 26/11/2025 08:14

EmpressOfTheThread · 22/11/2025 10:27

Oooh, a cow bra. That would be a challenge for Triumph.
It could even be a Triumph 🥇

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Triumph has a bra - for the way you are…
was their advertising line 😂

Mothership4two · 25/11/2025 14:30

What about horses and donkeys? Far more impressive than dogs in the trouser department!

MusicMakesItAllBetter · 25/11/2025 12:00

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/11/2025 19:34

😄😄😄 I cant help it

A pp said thats the sign of having a male brain! 🥺🙈

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🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry, I'm not help but thanks for the grins 😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣

WiddlinDiddlin · 24/11/2025 20:11

Dunno who mentioned it - no, short coated breeds tend to have naked testicles. Long coated breeds are more likely to have furry ones (and certainly have furry empty purses once neutered... I have clipped too many empty scrota to not know this... ) unless VERY mature in which case as they get larger they tend to get less furry.

I very nearly got a Bracco Italiano... until I realised just how saggy bitches vulvas are once they're mature. That was a hard no for me.

As for the 'just don't look' concept - have you ever seen a Weimaraner or Dalmatian, trotting along... pink balls swinging? You cannot just 'not look'... it's impossible!

CoubousAndTourmaIet · 24/11/2025 19:51

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/11/2025 19:46

See, I dont mind a long haired breed as I agree, you dont really see the testicles bobbing along

Dogs with their balls sticking out are like manspreaders on the tube, just mildly adding grossness your day 😭😭

I'm autistic and I think in my head, short haired dogs look naked. It feels like they forgot to put their clothes on.

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/11/2025 19:46

See, I dont mind a long haired breed as I agree, you dont really see the testicles bobbing along

Dogs with their balls sticking out are like manspreaders on the tube, just mildly adding grossness your day 😭😭

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CoubousAndTourmaIet · 24/11/2025 19:44

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/11/2025 19:37

I hate touching my girl cats tummy 😭😭

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I hate feeling their navel 😨 makes me go funny.

CoubousAndTourmaIet · 24/11/2025 19:43

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/11/2025 19:35

Yes! Just eurgh

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Thing is, if it's a really hairy dog like mine, their genitalia is completely hidden in the fur most of the time. You don't really notice it's there.
I don't think I'd ever have a short haired dog though, because it would bother me a lot 😬

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/11/2025 19:37

CinnamonBuns67 · 23/11/2025 19:25

My goodness what's next? My cat in a bra that covers her 8 nipples and some knickers so I don't have to see her arsehole? 😂

I hate touching my girl cats tummy 😭😭

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/11/2025 19:36

user1471464912 · 23/11/2025 23:44

I can’t do a link or a pic, but just google hercule van wolfwinkle. He draws terrible pics of dogs and cats which sometimes include them wearing yellow yfronts! There is a Facebook page as well.

My poster would read

Do the decent thing - put your dog in a dress!

To think it should be mandatory that dogs wear shorts to cover their genitals in public?

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/11/2025 19:35

berightorbehappy · 24/11/2025 08:59

Haaaa…..yes ! One of the reasons l don’t ever want a dog is that l don’t want genitals on my sofa x

Yes! Just eurgh

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/11/2025 19:34

MusicMakesItAllBetter · 24/11/2025 10:09

Just reading the title of the post on my inbox made me laugh.

If you don't want to see the dogs genitals.... Don't look in that direction lol

😄😄😄 I cant help it

A pp said thats the sign of having a male brain! 🥺🙈

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/11/2025 19:33

Marvelettesyouremyremedy · 24/11/2025 19:00

One of my friends pointed out ..that a dog's hole looks like the end of a sausage roll.
I really wish that observation hadn't been imparted to me.

😭😭 thank you for that

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OmNomShiva · 24/11/2025 19:10

I 100% support this idea.

Nobody needs to see

a) A dog’s testicles
b) A dog’s cock
c) Anus

Secondly, if it were dual-function nappy we would prevent the wanton pissing and shitting on shared infrastructure and public spaces.

This needs to be law now, come on Keir.

IdaGlossop · 24/11/2025 19:07

My hobby is hand-embroidering dog underwear. My favourite design is other domestic pets - cats, llamas, camels, alligators. I like embroidery so much that I have to buy a new dog every time I think up a new design. I have trained my male dogs to use their front paws to take their main genital out of their y-fronts. The girl dogs especially like lace bras, but are prepared to wear plain cotton with 3 per cent elastine when they are feeding puppies. Dog nipples are the pits. I shouldn't have to see them in my own home. When I have visitors, my dogs wear a burqa as I don't want my guests to be offended by fur.

Typo

Marvelettesyouremyremedy · 24/11/2025 19:00

One of my friends pointed out ..that a dog's hole looks like the end of a sausage roll.
I really wish that observation hadn't been imparted to me.

Bikergran · 24/11/2025 18:57

Especially dogs like pugs with tight curled up tails so their arseholes are staring you in the face. Good plan.

Crudd99 · 24/11/2025 18:55

Aren't their genitals technically already covered by fur as fur is their 'clothes'🤔 I do agree about dogs arses though. It's like they've got a furry all in one on but the arse part has been cut out. It must be very cold and draughty in the colder weather.