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XenoBitch · 13/11/2025 23:59

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/11/2025 23:57

I've also stalked you and I now know your car registration number. And the fact that you're running a bawdy house from your second home in Littlehampton.

Send £10,000 immediately or the facts go to the police. And the Daily Mail. And the BBC. And the King.

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No, it will make little Tarquin cry, and I don't want to upset my neighbours and have them ruin my newly laid lawn with their BMW.

Shakeandvacuum · 13/11/2025 23:58

PeanutButterandJelly20 · 13/11/2025 23:53

@Shakeandvacuum where is OP???

I blame Meghan Markle

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/11/2025 23:57

XenoBitch · 13/11/2025 23:51

Wow, have you stalked me online? That is his name!

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I've also stalked you and I now know your car registration number. And the fact that you're running a bawdy house from your second home in Littlehampton.

Send £10,000 immediately or the facts go to the police. And the Daily Mail. And the BBC. And the King.

LlttledrummergirI · 13/11/2025 23:56

Netmums is that way ➡️

Neveranynamesleft · 13/11/2025 23:53

I hope you realise one chicken is never going to feed everyone who has turned up tonight.

PeanutButterandJelly20 · 13/11/2025 23:53

@Shakeandvacuum where is OP???

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/11/2025 23:52

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 13/11/2025 23:48

Better to move them into your own house , dress up as Hattie Jaques and pretend you are the Matron .

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Fatal flaw spotted there.

You'd then become their default carers.

Or I suppose you could just ignore them completely.

XenoBitch · 13/11/2025 23:51

whengodwasarabbit1 · 13/11/2025 23:50

Is your three year old called Tarquin? He must be frightfully distressed by your neighbours. Report them. They might leave a sofa on their driveway next, or an old washing machine. You don't want things to escalate.

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Wow, have you stalked me online? That is his name!

Shakeandvacuum · 13/11/2025 23:51

OP has disappeared

PeanutButterandJelly20 · 13/11/2025 23:51

@NutsAndMay what did OP do?

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/11/2025 23:50

Neveranynamesleft · 13/11/2025 23:42

I do not want to care share.

I do not want to share anything.

whengodwasarabbit1 · 13/11/2025 23:50

XenoBitch · 13/11/2025 23:46

My 3 year old has been very vocal about the upcoming budget. She thinks that the two child cap should remain. She cries and is utterly inconsolable about how we will cope if the welfare bill keeps going up.
Her cries are keeping our neighbours up at night. They are benefit scroungers. They never leave the house but they have a posh BMW on the drive. Must be one of those frees cars people on PIP get. The husband has an electric wheelchair but he must be taking the piss as I see him in his kitchen without it.

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Is your three year old called Tarquin? He must be frightfully distressed by your neighbours. Report them. They might leave a sofa on their driveway next, or an old washing machine. You don't want things to escalate.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 13/11/2025 23:50

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/11/2025 23:46

That particular cat always exposes his genitals.

He's that kind of cat.

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I'm sure you can get him some little knickers or something .
My Male Cat wears a Vejazzle type pendant on his tail to cover his Bumhole but he is an EssexBoy .

HotAsSatansBalls · 13/11/2025 23:49

Find your anger OP!

Twiglets1 · 13/11/2025 23:49

XenoBitch · 13/11/2025 23:48

I let my dog poo in public. And I don't use bleach to clean up after.

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Reported!

MagicMagpie · 13/11/2025 23:48

My husband (merchant banker) earns £50,000,000 plus bonuses per year. I earn £5,000 working night shifts as a cleaner. I can’t work during the day as I am busy cleaning our mansion and looking after our nine kids. My husband insists that all my earnings go to pay household expenses as “it’s the least I can do”.
I desperately need new dentures (now on a liquid diet) but can’t afford them. Am I unreasonable in expecting him to make a small contribution?

XenoBitch · 13/11/2025 23:48

Twiglets1 · 13/11/2025 23:47

I can say this on here because it’s anonymous:I let my dog off the lead in public parks. Even when there are other dogs there.

I let my dog poo in public. And I don't use bleach to clean up after.

TenWeeCaramelJoeys · 13/11/2025 23:48

Just saw you being a total arsehole on another thread @FriendlyHedgehogMeow. Go to bed. It’s an early start for school in the morning.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 13/11/2025 23:48

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/11/2025 23:45

Yes, it's definitely time for your parents to move into sheltered housing.

Actually scrub that.

Just install them in the nearest care home immediately. You can pretend to the matron that you've got POA.

Better to move them into your own house , dress up as Hattie Jaques and pretend you are the Matron .

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/11/2025 23:48

bluebellcar · 13/11/2025 23:46

We only turn the heating on when it is -1 inside, but only for an hour and during the day.

Ha!
Lightweight!

We haven't even got any heating installed. We don't use it.

Twiglets1 · 13/11/2025 23:47

I can say this on here because it’s anonymous:I let my dog off the lead in public parks. Even when there are other dogs there.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/11/2025 23:46

Shakeandvacuum · 13/11/2025 23:44

And exposing genitals. It’s not the sex board FFS

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That particular cat always exposes his genitals.

He's that kind of cat.

bluebellcar · 13/11/2025 23:46

We only turn the heating on when it is -1 inside, but only for an hour and during the day.

XenoBitch · 13/11/2025 23:46

whengodwasarabbit1 · 13/11/2025 23:40

My four year old has just drawn an exact replica of the Mona Lisa. Do you think he might be gifted? Should I mention it to his teacher? She's definitely not fit to teach him, she's newly qualified and looks about 12.

My 3 year old has been very vocal about the upcoming budget. She thinks that the two child cap should remain. She cries and is utterly inconsolable about how we will cope if the welfare bill keeps going up.
Her cries are keeping our neighbours up at night. They are benefit scroungers. They never leave the house but they have a posh BMW on the drive. Must be one of those frees cars people on PIP get. The husband has an electric wheelchair but he must be taking the piss as I see him in his kitchen without it.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/11/2025 23:45

Yes, it's definitely time for your parents to move into sheltered housing.

Actually scrub that.

Just install them in the nearest care home immediately. You can pretend to the matron that you've got POA.