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Important hello for everyone

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FriendlyHedgehogMeow · 13/11/2025 20:45

Hello mumsnet people

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Shakeandvacuum · 14/11/2025 12:45

OP has definitely disappeared

Mistyglade · 14/11/2025 10:45

XenoBitch · 13/11/2025 23:46

My 3 year old has been very vocal about the upcoming budget. She thinks that the two child cap should remain. She cries and is utterly inconsolable about how we will cope if the welfare bill keeps going up.
Her cries are keeping our neighbours up at night. They are benefit scroungers. They never leave the house but they have a posh BMW on the drive. Must be one of those frees cars people on PIP get. The husband has an electric wheelchair but he must be taking the piss as I see him in his kitchen without it.

sorry but pmsl 🤣

HelenaWaiting · 14/11/2025 09:25

You should definitely not let your NDN use your garden for access.

WhatInTheFreshHellIsThis · 14/11/2025 08:52

I asked AI what we should do when someone says hello.

You should
say "hello" or "hi" back with a smile to acknowledge the greeting. You can also ask a follow-up question like "How are you?" or "How's it going?" to encourage further conversation.
Simple responses

  • Mirror their greeting: A simple "hello" or "hi" is a direct and polite way to respond.
  • Add a smile: Accompany your greeting with a smile to show friendliness.
  • Use a wave: A friendly wave can also be a great way to say hello, especially from a distance.
Responses to continue the conversation
  • Ask a question: After saying "hello," ask "How are you?" or "How's it going?" to open the door for more chat.
  • For a more specific greeting: If someone says "good morning," you can respond with "Good morning" or "Good morning to you too".
  • If the greeting is more informal: If they say "what's up?" or "how's it going?", a common response is "not much" or "good".
Ireolu · 14/11/2025 08:13

XenoBitch · 14/11/2025 00:20

I am on £150k. Going to to leave my job and claim benefits. Can't wait to have a better quality of life.

So glad you are actively looking to remove those tight diamond shoes.

ShowOfHands · 14/11/2025 07:37

A surfeit of mangoes is a 1st world problem.

Newsenmum · 14/11/2025 07:30

mummybearSW19 · 14/11/2025 00:27

What? Penis beaker? Dare I ask…..?!

Does your oh have one on his bedside table? It’s an extremely practical way to dip and clean said penis post coitus. No noisy bathroom trips. 🥳

Newsenmum · 14/11/2025 07:29

To be honest it’s not that hard to make extra money you just need to take in some ironing. Then you can finally get a break by booking a spa weekend.

itsmeafterall · 14/11/2025 03:13

cat tax. Just saying.

peachxx · 14/11/2025 01:46

I slept with a mumsnetters husband and i know her user name.
Her husband told me.
Ive read all her threads.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 14/11/2025 00:34

Iwannaknowwhatloveis · 14/11/2025 00:15

I’m barely scraping by on 100k … I may have to let the second cleaner go next week.

I don't know how you cope - shall I set up a Go Fund Me for you ?

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 14/11/2025 00:33

mummybearSW19 · 14/11/2025 00:27

What? Penis beaker? Dare I ask…..?!

No, probably best that you don;t .

Can you pass the Dragon Butter over ?

XWKD · 14/11/2025 00:32

Be careful OP. This could end up in the Daily Fail!

mummybearSW19 · 14/11/2025 00:27

TrustedTheWrongFart · 13/11/2025 22:09

Have you got a penis beaker in readiness for a Mexican house thief?

What? Penis beaker? Dare I ask…..?!

Iwannaknowwhatloveis · 14/11/2025 00:21

Shakeandvacuum · 14/11/2025 00:16

I’ve heard she doesn’t dust the skirting boards anyway so no loss there.

I’m not entirely sure where your intel is from, she does them thrice daily, I’m not sure how I will manage without her.

Where has OP gone? Maybe she was distracted by someone having sex in her hedge

XenoBitch · 14/11/2025 00:20

Ireolu · 14/11/2025 00:14

I can't survive on £70k, £80k, £90k, £100k.....£150k!

I am on £150k. Going to to leave my job and claim benefits. Can't wait to have a better quality of life.

Ireolu · 14/11/2025 00:18

"Money talks, wealth whispers" - eek

Shakeandvacuum · 14/11/2025 00:16

Iwannaknowwhatloveis · 14/11/2025 00:15

I’m barely scraping by on 100k … I may have to let the second cleaner go next week.

I’ve heard she doesn’t dust the skirting boards anyway so no loss there.

Iwannaknowwhatloveis · 14/11/2025 00:15

Shakeandvacuum · 14/11/2025 00:09

What about all the people who can’t afford naice ham from Waitrose. Rub their noses in it why don’t you.

I’m barely scraping by on 100k … I may have to let the second cleaner go next week.

Ireolu · 14/11/2025 00:14

I can't survive on £70k, £80k, £90k, £100k.....£150k!

Shakeandvacuum · 14/11/2025 00:11

XenoBitch · 14/11/2025 00:10

They can eat cake?

UPF? Are you mad?

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 14/11/2025 00:10

Shakeandvacuum · 14/11/2025 00:09

What about all the people who can’t afford naice ham from Waitrose. Rub their noses in it why don’t you.

And us vegetarians !
How offensive can you be ?

Clutches fake pearls

XenoBitch · 14/11/2025 00:10

Shakeandvacuum · 14/11/2025 00:09

What about all the people who can’t afford naice ham from Waitrose. Rub their noses in it why don’t you.

They can eat cake?

Shakeandvacuum · 14/11/2025 00:09

Iwannaknowwhatloveis · 14/11/2025 00:06

Hang on… is this hello important enough for the naice ham?? I pop to Waitrose and get us all some picky bits. I am SO invested!

What about all the people who can’t afford naice ham from Waitrose. Rub their noses in it why don’t you.

Iwannaknowwhatloveis · 14/11/2025 00:06

Hang on… is this hello important enough for the naice ham?? I pop to Waitrose and get us all some picky bits. I am SO invested!

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