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FriendlyHedgehogMeow · 13/11/2025 20:45

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Bestnottalkaboutit · 13/11/2025 22:47

Just arrived sorry. I could not leave my enormous utility room as I was carefully watching my tumble dryer (as I do daily) to make sure that it did not SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO FLAMES.

It didn’t.

This time…..🧐

hello and hello. Now dashing off to monitor the dishwasher.

ShenandoahRiver · 13/11/2025 22:46

@FrankSinatraonToast
Do they have hollow legs?

lifeonmars100 · 13/11/2025 22:46

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 13/11/2025 21:22

Christ, this is what you get for answering the door

😂😂😂

FrankSinatraonToast · 13/11/2025 22:45

Do you have teen boys who are all strapping 6ft 4in and play rugby for the county?

XenoBitch · 13/11/2025 22:45

Have you thought about taking in ironing?

CommanderTaggart · 13/11/2025 22:45

I think you may have sepsis.

SeriaMau · 13/11/2025 22:44

…ringfence your finances, and head for the hills.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 13/11/2025 22:43

StillCreatingAName · 13/11/2025 22:41

I once saw Les Dennis in the street and he didn’t smile at me. Which celebrities do you hate?

He has a proper Bitchy Resting Face does Les Dennis .
Bulldog chewing a wasp .

Oh , no I'm getting him mixed up with Les Dawson Shock

FrankSinatraonToast · 13/11/2025 22:43

Shakeandvacuum · 13/11/2025 22:42

I have MH and anxiety and OCD (undiagnosed) and I’m having a panic attack and spiralling

And shaking as well, no doubt.

Shakeandvacuum · 13/11/2025 22:42

Read the room, there is a COL crisis on

Shakeandvacuum · 13/11/2025 22:42

I have MH and anxiety and OCD (undiagnosed) and I’m having a panic attack and spiralling

WhatInTheFreshHellIsThis · 13/11/2025 22:41

CuppaWhiteTea · 13/11/2025 22:39

Have you considered getting a cleaner?

I can’t believe that you think it’s ok to get people less fortunate than yourself to come and sort out your filth. That is so disrespectful. I hope you pay them £80,000 a year and you clean the house before they come round.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 13/11/2025 22:41

You know , I think you have a DH problem

posibilitesareendlessless · 13/11/2025 22:41

RTFT

StillCreatingAName · 13/11/2025 22:41

I once saw Les Dennis in the street and he didn’t smile at me. Which celebrities do you hate?

FrankSinatraonToast · 13/11/2025 22:40

Have you booked yourself a spa day or taken in ironing yet?

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 13/11/2025 22:40

Head Tilt and a Tinkly Little Laugh for good measure
Did you mean to be so rude ?

Clinicalwaste · 13/11/2025 22:40

You need to make an appointment with your gp

CuppaWhiteTea · 13/11/2025 22:39

Have you considered getting a cleaner?

CommanderTaggart · 13/11/2025 22:39

Have you considered that you might be neurodivergent?

Myfridgeiscool · 13/11/2025 22:38

TLDR

Mansionscoldandgrey · 13/11/2025 22:38

I believe that was an invitation, not a summons

ShenandoahRiver · 13/11/2025 22:36

@FriendlyHedgehogMeow
Comparison is the thief of joy. Don’t forget that now. You will be told that umpteen times a day on MN - but not anywhere else.

SoftBalletShoes · 13/11/2025 22:35

I need some Canesten cream for Dave the giant African millipede, but Boots won't sell it to my DH.

Mansionscoldandgrey · 13/11/2025 22:35

Not your circus, not your monkeys

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