Neighbour heard everything!

We had this in a converted house we lived in, the first neighbour did it on a weekend we could cope with. The new neighbours did it thrthe week. I must admit I banged on the ceiling as it sounded like she was being murdered. They just smiled at us when we saw them and we smiled back reeling inside, we told the landlord to sound proof our flat he just laughed. We moved months after, I didn't want my kids hearing that but you are entitled to a sex life, I would take a bottle of wine round and say sorry or leave it with a note on her doorstep.

Some people can't help themselves. My DH tends to make a lot of noise when 'in the moment' telling God & 'The Lord' that he's coming etc. I find this very sexy & it usually triggers me to cum as well. When we had children at home I used to cover his mouth to stifle him or he'd press his head into the pillow which was a bit of a passion killer for me. These days when we're away in hotels I make a joke that if people complain I'll just tell them that he's very religious & tends to get enthusiastic about his night-time (or morning) prayers. If the hotel objects, we won't go there again. I have no problem with this as DH is 73 now & I'm 63 & many people of our age don't have a sex life. My attitude is 'living the life baby' you're just jealous because I'm still having excellent sex at my age - woop-woop😋

I'm in my 30's and out of a group of 7 I am the only one who has never heard their parents 🤢 every single one of my friends has heard theirs

I agree, their awful parents, it's disgusting

To be honest, you do sound like you're quite titillated. Calm down.

I know. It’s horrible isn’t it? Imagine how mortifying to hear your parents at it! I think most decent parents keep it quiet and those that don’t are just awful parents

So how do the alleged 'can't help being noisy' love makers, do it near their kids bedrooms?

No, because she was the worst neighbour I've ever had.

I heard her crying all night on her return from hospital and the husband moved out soon after. The best friend just stopped calling and she died about 6 months after this. I don't how she found out.

OMG!! Did you tell neighbour?

You were in the privacy of your own home, it was a one-off occurrence. I think she needs to pull out that rod from her backside, quite frankly. She is a neighbour, so I understand you need to see her but to be honest she is being unreasonable and she's not exactly worried about how she's now making you feel is she? Or how she is maintaining her relationship with you. If I were you, I'd just write her off and still be civil. The more embarrassed you act around her, the more of a power-trip she will probably have from this situation

Fuck her.
Keep enjoying yourself

I really wouldn't worry , they most likely thought it was the central heating and probably you misheard them tapping the wall. What made you think they are getting funny with you?

I'm amazed at the low quality of some people's adjoining walls too, I've lived in various houses (sometimes attached) and never any noise apart from non lagged water pipes sometimes.

Maybe you grew up thinking it was normal for your parents to bang loudly all night and grunt and squeal for everyone to hear but for everyone else it's understood as a private act.

People who have to be OTT and howl and gobble all night are not titillating their neighbours or having them grin at each other in delight you're getting shag. No one wants to hear that or be kept up listening to it. The ideal neighbour is practically invisible.

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Omg, that's just awful if that's true.

Pop on some Barry White next time, job's a good 'un.

Or replace your squeaky bed.

Or bite your knuckles.

Maybe be a better person and apologise for the noise. You probably woke her, I’d be pissed too if my neighbours screeching woke me.

Read the thread. The OP says it was the bed creaking, not any screaming or moaning.

Just reminded me how me and my husband used to hear our next door neighbours vibrator in the middle of the night, every other night, followed by one moaning and the other screaming. I knocked on the wall. Thankfully it stopped!

😂😂😂 I rekon she’s getting none n she’s jealous . Maybe turn down the volume in future in case her kids hear but she’s being a bit dramatic if it was just the one time

Eurgh. You sound like a vile man with his hands down his shorts.

😂😂 oh well!

you don’t sound too sorry and she is entitled to be not so keen of hearing whatever you are up to so maybe stop expecting her to say hi and move on?

She’d just jealous you were being given a bloody good Shang & she’s a dried up crusty prude ignore her shag his brains out each & every time he comes round

Look on the bright side, if she heard you ok, next time put the radio on, or use a different room. You can't put a stop on your life, is she married or have a partner?

Good for you!!! Enjoy 🙂

Exactly.. you can enjoy sex and still be quiet if you have kids in the house etc. Don't have to squeal like a bad porno 🤣

This.

If the neighbour had never complained in the past and has suddenly complained now then I'm assuming they were both being really performative and loud

I'd blank you too imagine how loud you must of been for her to hear that. I'd be cringing