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Found on my dressing table any idea?

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Kentgirl456 · 10/11/2025 07:32

Hi came home to find this wristband kinda thing sitting on my dressing table any idea what it is?
no one has a clue where it came from or what it is
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Found on my dressing table any idea?
Found on my dressing table any idea?
Found on my dressing table any idea?
OP posts:
ClockworkGiraffe · 10/11/2025 11:05

Well so far someone in a wig is having an affair with a leaf blower. This has to be the best thread on MN ever 😂

samarrange · 10/11/2025 11:03

Calliopespa · 10/11/2025 10:37

well it's the right shape ...

#CrinkleCutWilly

Aaron95 · 10/11/2025 10:59

Greggsit · 10/11/2025 08:33

It's the wrapping off some form of contraceptive. Your husband is having an affair and the Other Woman left on your dressing table for you to find.

Isn't that the usual MN response?

Definitely one of those new eco-friendly condoms. Made from paper so 100% biodegradable.

Gloriia · 10/11/2025 10:59

Corinthiana · 10/11/2025 10:12

There's your answer. It's from your new wig.

Grin
Hoppinggreen · 10/11/2025 10:59

Its the cleaner, sack her

Jane143 · 10/11/2025 10:57

Some kind of kinky sex aid I reckon. Maybe a ball bag tickler?

divorcinganabsolutewanker · 10/11/2025 10:54

Penis ruler.

BriefEncountersOfTheThirdKind · 10/11/2025 10:47

Well this was both disappointing and hilarious 🤣

TrolleySculpture · 10/11/2025 10:44

It is definitely packaging, usually holds wires instead of using a plastic zip tie. I have come across loads of them when unpacking appliances like an air fryer. It is used as it won't scratch the outside of the appliance whereas a zip tie could.

That pointed penile end on the right usually goes through a slit on the other end and the wider part stops it coming undone. I'll add the obligatory ooh err missus!

RosesAndHellebores · 10/11/2025 10:40

Mumsnet Gold, of old.

AgentPidge · 10/11/2025 10:39

It's from DH's new wig.

Calliopespa · 10/11/2025 10:37

IsThisTheWaytoSlamMyPillow · 10/11/2025 10:32

It’s from the TikTok shop - my DP has one. You pop your nob on it to make sure it’s an OK size. Any smaller than this tape and you can buy a Penis Weight (off Tik Tok) to hang on the end to stretch it. They reckon you can gain 2 inches by Christmas!

well it's the right shape ...

eb949013 · 10/11/2025 10:36

Some of these responses 😂

Honestly does look like some sort of packaging

IsThisTheWaytoSlamMyPillow · 10/11/2025 10:32

It’s from the TikTok shop - my DP has one. You pop your nob on it to make sure it’s an OK size. Any smaller than this tape and you can buy a Penis Weight (off Tik Tok) to hang on the end to stretch it. They reckon you can gain 2 inches by Christmas!

Calliopespa · 10/11/2025 10:31

feelingblue111 · 10/11/2025 09:02

according to google image search

AI Overview

The item shown in the image is a wig grip headband. It is designed to be worn under a wig to provide a secure, non-slip fit without the need for adhesives, clips, or combs.

Oooh this is getting exciting! Could the OW wear a wig? Or is DH the other "woman"?

Looks like packaging to me

lazyarse123 · 10/11/2025 10:27

Allschoolsareartschools · 10/11/2025 07:38

Looks like some kind of fastener. They're often wrapped round the cord of new small electrical items. Could it be that?

I think it's this.

MathiasBroucek · 10/11/2025 10:24

Greggsit · 10/11/2025 08:33

It's the wrapping off some form of contraceptive. Your husband is having an affair and the Other Woman left on your dressing table for you to find.

Isn't that the usual MN response?

Came here to say this....

Corinthiana · 10/11/2025 10:16

QueenMummyTheFirst · 10/11/2025 10:16

It's a dildo for a 2 dimensional ghost. Ribbed, for her pleasure.

That'll be it.

QueenMummyTheFirst · 10/11/2025 10:16

Corinthiana · 10/11/2025 10:14

Yeah. Or: ghosts.
Cue lots of woo stories.

It's a dildo for a 2 dimensional ghost. Ribbed, for her pleasure.

Corinthiana · 10/11/2025 10:14

Greggsit · 10/11/2025 08:33

It's the wrapping off some form of contraceptive. Your husband is having an affair and the Other Woman left on your dressing table for you to find.

Isn't that the usual MN response?

Yeah. Or: ghosts.
Cue lots of woo stories.

Corinthiana · 10/11/2025 10:13

MiddlingMarch · 10/11/2025 09:55

I took one of those off thw wrapped up electrical cord of a leaf blower my DH bought on saturday.

Is your garden neat and tidy, clear of leaves? If so, it may have come off a leaf blower.

If not, it is probably from something niche and unusual and once you know what it is, you will reach peak enlightenment. Please share your findings.

Bloody hell! I don't think I'd unwrap a leaf blower in the bedroom?
Although we don't know how dusty your gaff is.

Corinthiana · 10/11/2025 10:12

feelingblue111 · 10/11/2025 09:02

according to google image search

AI Overview

The item shown in the image is a wig grip headband. It is designed to be worn under a wig to provide a secure, non-slip fit without the need for adhesives, clips, or combs.

There's your answer. It's from your new wig.

Ohnobackagain · 10/11/2025 10:08

It’s a packaging tie for handles (eg on a bag) or cabling @Kentgirl456

LittleGreenDragons · 10/11/2025 10:04

MiddlingMarch · 10/11/2025 09:55

I took one of those off thw wrapped up electrical cord of a leaf blower my DH bought on saturday.

Is your garden neat and tidy, clear of leaves? If so, it may have come off a leaf blower.

If not, it is probably from something niche and unusual and once you know what it is, you will reach peak enlightenment. Please share your findings.

I would really hate the thought that DH had unwrapped a leaf blower in the bedroom. Don't they suck as well? 😱

Hopefully OP remembers unwrapping a new handbag or Christmas lights!

MiddlingMarch · 10/11/2025 09:55

I took one of those off thw wrapped up electrical cord of a leaf blower my DH bought on saturday.

Is your garden neat and tidy, clear of leaves? If so, it may have come off a leaf blower.

If not, it is probably from something niche and unusual and once you know what it is, you will reach peak enlightenment. Please share your findings.

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