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Found on my dressing table any idea?

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Kentgirl456 · 10/11/2025 07:32

Hi came home to find this wristband kinda thing sitting on my dressing table any idea what it is?
no one has a clue where it came from or what it is
x

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Bluedenimdoglover · 10/11/2025 20:14

Have you solved it, yet? If not, bin it and move on. It's just another of life's great mysteries .....

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Kentgirl456 · 10/11/2025 17:38

Yeah it was exactly what you had on your handbag! Thank you x

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Kentgirl456 · 10/11/2025 17:33

The comments did make me laugh , sound like a right loser who’s got nothing better else to think about lol x

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Kentgirl456 · 10/11/2025 17:33

lol! Sorry I have ocd and I guess I must be having a flare up, as I’ve been told by my family why do I care 🤣🤣 I’m guessing from the comments it’s from a parcel as I was thinking it was a wrist band! Just wanted to know what it was! x

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tuvamoodyson · 10/11/2025 16:45

Greggsit · 10/11/2025 08:33

It's the wrapping off some form of contraceptive. Your husband is having an affair and the Other Woman left on your dressing table for you to find.

Isn't that the usual MN response?

Yes…my spidey senses are tingling. Get the locks changed, even although he owns half the house.

grumpygrape · 10/11/2025 16:37

LabourOfLoathing · 10/11/2025 15:39

Here’s the wrapper from my handbag.

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I think you win the prize ! 🍾

LabourOfLoathing · 10/11/2025 15:39

grumpygrape · 10/11/2025 15:25

Surely there has to be a confirmation photo ?

Here’s the wrapper from my handbag.

Calliopespa · 10/11/2025 15:33

LabourOfLoathing · 10/11/2025 15:13

OP, I purchased a hand bag from Sainsburys recently. I ordered it from TU online and collected it from Argos. There was a wrapper that was identical to the one in your photo holding together the handbag strap in a neatly folded arrangement.

Well if he's buying the OW handbags it has to be LTB.

grumpygrape · 10/11/2025 15:25

Surely there has to be a confirmation photo ?

Dontcallmescarface · 10/11/2025 15:22

Is there a prize for the person who guesses correctly?

LabourOfLoathing · 10/11/2025 15:13

QueenMummyTheFirst · 10/11/2025 14:57

Calliopespa · 10/11/2025 14:30

Is it a willy wig then?

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A penis merkin?

MyMilchick · 10/11/2025 14:54

Calliopespa · 10/11/2025 14:30

Is it a willy wig then?

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Aha! That has to be it 😂

ThePoshUns · 10/11/2025 14:32

60watt · 10/11/2025 14:15

Yet another bizarre and trolling thread where the OP never comes back. Yawn

So many of these right now

Calliopespa · 10/11/2025 14:30

MyMilchick · 10/11/2025 13:44

for an extra tiny wig?

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Is it a willy wig then?

JoshLymanSwagger · 10/11/2025 14:18

60watt · 10/11/2025 14:15

Yet another bizarre and trolling thread where the OP never comes back. Yawn

She's probably exhausted from the leaf blower...

60watt · 10/11/2025 14:15

Yet another bizarre and trolling thread where the OP never comes back. Yawn

JoshLymanSwagger · 10/11/2025 14:14

Biodegradable cock ring.

Your DH is either banging the nanny or the window cleaner.

Get your ducks in a row etc...

ApartFromAllThat · 10/11/2025 13:57

IsThisTheWaytoSlamMyPillow · 10/11/2025 10:32

It’s from the TikTok shop - my DP has one. You pop your nob on it to make sure it’s an OK size. Any smaller than this tape and you can buy a Penis Weight (off Tik Tok) to hang on the end to stretch it. They reckon you can gain 2 inches by Christmas!

Can't help finding an apparent link between the item you described, and your usernames question! You don't want the peepee stretcher landing on a hard surface. Accident ohh-err at the end there!

BitOutOfPractice · 10/11/2025 13:45

Parsleyforme · 10/11/2025 13:15

I like that there are photos in three different locations with different lighting so we can see all angles and details

But no diagram ☹️

MyMilchick · 10/11/2025 13:44

feelingblue111 · 10/11/2025 09:02

according to google image search

AI Overview

The item shown in the image is a wig grip headband. It is designed to be worn under a wig to provide a secure, non-slip fit without the need for adhesives, clips, or combs.

for an extra tiny wig?

MolvolioPortesque · 10/11/2025 13:40

Ah. My DH has one of these. Fairly new invention, popular with boys in their late teens and young men. Slowly becoming more mainstream with older men. It is a penis floss. You roll it up, (lengthways, of course) and give the penis a good flossing before your next check up on the NHS. It removes sock fluff and gives the bellend a good polish. Saves embarrassment at the Docs.

LittleGreenDragons · 10/11/2025 13:36

Littlejellyuk · 10/11/2025 12:41

IT'S A CHICKEN FUCKER! 😆 🐔 🤣
Sorry I couldn't resist! 🙃
It's a joke from another thread from the weekend 😆

It fits perfectly here though .

And yes I did keep back-tabbing on that comment before thinking sod it and posting

Jane143 · 10/11/2025 13:36

Parsleyforme · 10/11/2025 13:15

I like that there are photos in three different locations with different lighting so we can see all angles and details

In true Porn photography style! 🤣

Parsleyforme · 10/11/2025 13:15

I like that there are photos in three different locations with different lighting so we can see all angles and details

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