I’m with you! If looking like someone on the cover of that magazine is what makes you a woman, I’m definitely not a woman. I’m flat chested, not particularly attractive, have short hair, don’t wear make up and wear flat shoes… so does that make me a man?! Fortunately I’m too busy carrying the mental load of my entire family, and managing the long term physical damage of child birth, to spend too much time worrying about this.