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To Think My Puffer Coat Is Making Me Depressed

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ProcrastinatorsAnonymous · 26/10/2025 17:24

I hate puffer** coats. I hate them so much. The shape, the texture, the dull colours. It might be shallow, but I find nice clothes an easy way to boost my mood. I like colour, surprising combinations, interesting shapes... However, various lifestyle changes mean I'm outside much more than I used to be, so a couple of years ago I caved and bought one from Uniqlo. It works. It keeps me both dry and warm. As all the marketing promises, I do indeed feel like I am wearing my duvet - which I admit can be quite nice.

But now the weather has turned, the thought of putting it on is making me so sad! I can't rot away in this slug-like thing from now until March.

Has anyone found a decent knee length one with a hood in a colour other than black, grey, khaki, navy, sludge brown or beige? I would love electric blue or bright green, or - god forbid - even a pattern. Does such a thing exist? I'm wiling to pay for it. Cheaper than therapy.

** I hate it even more when people spell it "puffa coat"

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MrsHero · 26/10/2025 21:15

Urgh, I have a diamond quilted uniqlo one which is about a decade old and just so reliably warm... but in desperate need of replacement! But the current horizontal lined ones are so unflattering and I really do hate a black coat. So no suggestions, only commiserations.

FancyBiscuitsLevel · 26/10/2025 21:03

Right you need a coat that makes you happy.

there was a thread on here ages ago that had stylish cycling rain coats, looked like traditional Mac’s in a range of styles/colours but designed for being on a bike. One of those with a Uniqlo ultra light down jacket underneath (while a mini puffer jacket, not the full thing, just a layer for warmth!) would be more joyful.

Im struggling to find the company now, perhaps start a style and beauty thread asking for stylish coats for on a bike and see what suggestions you get?!

GingerPaste · 26/10/2025 21:03

smallglassbottle · 26/10/2025 17:32

Puffer coats make me irrationally angry. They are an abomination.

Totally this. They’re just horrible.

Holluschickie · 26/10/2025 20:58

I feel you. I hate my navy LandsEnd/ Uniqlo puffers but it suits my lifestyle because I walk everywhere and don't run a car. But I think it would be even uglier in a bright colour. I wear bright scarves to cheer me up.

Wool coats don't work for me because I don't like brollies. And I don't like to wear too many layers as I get too hot. Puffer it is from Dec to March.

Goldwren1923 · 26/10/2025 20:58

Try dryrobes

also Desigual has coats in wild colours usually

Aluna · 26/10/2025 20:43

Down coats are not objects of great beauty but I love mine for keeping me warm.

But if there’s anything worse than a puffa, it’s a puffa in a bright colour. I can’t imagine anything worse, personally.

Mine is goose down and I don’t like the polyester filled ones, nonetheless, this one is quite nice:

https://www.danielfootwear.com/beaumont-valentina-p156207

Valentina Burgundy Longline Padded Coat

Add the New Season ‘Valentina’ longline coat from Beaumont to your Winter wardrobe. This essential outerwear style will be sure to keep you warm. Crafted from a premium polyamide chevron quilted outer with recycled polyamide lining and cosy...

https://www.danielfootwear.com/beaumont-valentina-p156207

Lulubo1 · 26/10/2025 20:40

I bought a bright red one, that comes below my knees from Superdry. I love it. I got it about 3yrs ago, but this style is very very similar:

www.superdry.com/womens/jackets/longline-faux-fur-everest-coat-246337.html

Terriblytwee · 26/10/2025 20:26

They are the worst coats ever. The absolute pits. The most ubiquitous ugly garment in can think of. Actually scrub that, the ones without sleeves are even more abysmal. Now they really are bad.

SocksPechora · 26/10/2025 20:18

Not sure about these green ones people are recommending, you’ll look like the very hungry caterpillar.

AliceMaforethought · 26/10/2025 20:17

I loathe puffer coats, they are vile. I wear faux fur or sheepskin instead. Would that be an option for you?

TwistedKeys · 26/10/2025 20:17

I have a Desigual puffer coat in black but with a rather out there print. It always gets compliments. But I never loved it because it’s a puffer jacket. This year, I bought a navy Didrikson parka on Vinted. It felt quite pricey for a second hand coat but it is fab. So warm, and properly waterproof. And even if it’s more muted than the puffer, I feel so sleek in it. Worth every penny.

SevenYellowHammers · 26/10/2025 20:14

Puffa is a brand, mainly equestrian stuff

Puffalicious · 26/10/2025 20:09

Tillow4ever · 26/10/2025 20:03

Not finished reading the full thread, but reading your comment about it being the only type of coat to keel you warm on the school cycle made me remember an advert I saw - Oodie are now making coats too. If they’re even half as warm as the oodie’s are, I bet they’ll be perfect. Sounds like they’ll have. Waterproof side and I think they’re reversible so you can have the gorgeous patterns! I’ll try to find a link.

I saw these & was very tempted! But I would be shameless, as I have more than enough coats. I think I have a coat obsession😅

Puffalicious · 26/10/2025 20:06

I have:

LandsEnd Puffa - warm but I feel frumpy in it.

Seasalt- TWO waterproof coats: one very long & very warm; one parka style. Like both.

Mountain Warehouse HUGE Puffer- love the shape & it's long & warm, but it is black (work coat).

Orla Keily at Regatta change robe - by far my favourite. Super waterproof, very warm & fits all clothes underneath. I've had & continue to have SO many compliments & asking where I got it- a doctor last year said it must make me smile all day, and it does. Beware, it's very much a marmite coat- my sister hates it & I've had a couple of 'Won't miss you in that' comments, but I don't give a shite.

Scotland, therefore why I have so many coats. I've not even listed the jackets...😃

Tillow4ever · 26/10/2025 20:03

Not finished reading the full thread, but reading your comment about it being the only type of coat to keel you warm on the school cycle made me remember an advert I saw - Oodie are now making coats too. If they’re even half as warm as the oodie’s are, I bet they’ll be perfect. Sounds like they’ll have. Waterproof side and I think they’re reversible so you can have the gorgeous patterns! I’ll try to find a link.

rookiemere · 26/10/2025 20:00

I got a fabulous new with tags one from Vinted for £40. Its Rino & Pelle and its bright blue. I was excited putting it on today, felt like a brightly coloured snuggly duvet.

ProcrastinatorsAnonymous · 26/10/2025 19:59

VivienneDelacroix · 26/10/2025 19:15

You need a Sitting Suit: https://sittingsuits.co.uk/pages/all

Oh my goodness - I have never heard of these! Have you worn one? Are they good? Thank you!

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nomas · 26/10/2025 19:56

It’s not even puffer coat weather. The problem is you’re wearing it too soon, keep it for Dec-Feb.

ProcrastinatorsAnonymous · 26/10/2025 19:54

reluctantbrit · 26/10/2025 19:53

Have you looked at Ski jackets? I personally find them a lot better, equally warm, more decent pockets and often bright colours. Waterproof, windproof but a shorter lenght.

Look at Regatta or Go Outdoors.

Need length for bum on bike!

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reluctantbrit · 26/10/2025 19:53

Have you looked at Ski jackets? I personally find them a lot better, equally warm, more decent pockets and often bright colours. Waterproof, windproof but a shorter lenght.

Look at Regatta or Go Outdoors.