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To Think My Puffer Coat Is Making Me Depressed

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ProcrastinatorsAnonymous · 26/10/2025 17:24

I hate puffer** coats. I hate them so much. The shape, the texture, the dull colours. It might be shallow, but I find nice clothes an easy way to boost my mood. I like colour, surprising combinations, interesting shapes... However, various lifestyle changes mean I'm outside much more than I used to be, so a couple of years ago I caved and bought one from Uniqlo. It works. It keeps me both dry and warm. As all the marketing promises, I do indeed feel like I am wearing my duvet - which I admit can be quite nice.

But now the weather has turned, the thought of putting it on is making me so sad! I can't rot away in this slug-like thing from now until March.

Has anyone found a decent knee length one with a hood in a colour other than black, grey, khaki, navy, sludge brown or beige? I would love electric blue or bright green, or - god forbid - even a pattern. Does such a thing exist? I'm wiling to pay for it. Cheaper than therapy.

** I hate it even more when people spell it "puffa coat"

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AngelicKaty · 26/10/2025 22:08

PuffasAreAce · 26/10/2025 22:05

You’re all crazy. I love puffas. Here’s mine.

😂That looks like the Michelin Man in a gimp suit! 😂😂😂

queenMab99 · 26/10/2025 22:07

I have a mid blue one, although I don't mind dull colours, as I wear them to walk the dog and they get filthy anyway, I brighten myself up with bright hats and scarves, my sister knits my socks and gloves in bright multi-coloured wool, so even my really drab but very cozy grey and black camouflage quilted fleece lined coat doesn't make me feel drab. I love to be cozy and dry in wet cold windy weather.

ProcrastinatorsAnonymous · 26/10/2025 22:05

debsrose56 · 26/10/2025 21:55

How about these?

I like that it's bright! But it's not waterproof... Boo!

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PuffasAreAce · 26/10/2025 22:05

You’re all crazy. I love puffas. Here’s mine.

To Think My Puffer Coat Is Making Me Depressed
Viviennemary · 26/10/2025 22:05

They're awful. I would look like the Michelin man. Not flattering at all. Same with those awful wide leg trousers.

henlake7 · 26/10/2025 21:58

I agree with the OP, puffer coats are just so sad and depressing (and at a certain temperature, necessary). Just looking down your average High st in January and seeing nothing but heavily lagged black clad individuals.....😒

I do cave in and wear my puffer if it gets cold enough but I do have an extensive collection of colourful hats, scarves and gloves to brighten it up!

debsrose56 · 26/10/2025 21:55

How about these?

To Think My Puffer Coat Is Making Me Depressed
To Think My Puffer Coat Is Making Me Depressed
To Think My Puffer Coat Is Making Me Depressed
oobedobe · 26/10/2025 21:53

Trust the Canadians and order a Super Puff

https://www.aritzia.com/en/clothing/coats-jackets/puffers/thesuperpuff/super-colours?lastViewed=96

Gowlett · 26/10/2025 21:45

Hate them… I was given a posh one, but I can’t.

Saw a lady, yesterday, in a gorgeous teal wool coat.

Yes, not great in the rain. But her herringbone grey scarf.
And her chestnut boots, and beautiful handbag. Bravo!

EatMoreChocolate44 · 26/10/2025 21:37

Holluschickie · 26/10/2025 21:19

That's actually pretty nice and versatile too.

There's a 25% sale on Boden at the moment too as it can be pricey. 🎉

ForgottenPasswordNewAccount · 26/10/2025 21:35

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Agapornis · 26/10/2025 21:33

Another vote for Didriksons. Warm, various lengths, usually 1-2 bright colours per design, not puffa still very warm. Properly waterproof. I live down south and usually only wear a t-shirt underneath 😅
I have a Frida in an icy blue, it also comes in bright red.
https://www.didriksons.com/uk/women/jackets/autumn-jackets/frida-women-s-parka-7-505777-463

Frida Parka - Didriksons

https://www.didriksons.com/uk/women/jackets/autumn-jackets/frida-women-s-parka-7-505777-463

Thedevilhasfinallycaughtupwithhim · 26/10/2025 21:32

I’ve just bought a burgundy velvet puffa (yes and I say hoover too!) coat. It’s only waist length though. I can’t get on board with the sleeping bag variety.

MaurineWayBack · 26/10/2025 21:31

If you’re after long, floaty, warm coat, Oodies should do it.

I have one, it’s very warm (I’d say maybe too warm if you’re cycling?), plenty of space for movement. Unfortunately not as much choice colour wise than 2 years year when I bought mine. But still some.

https://theoodie.co.uk/collections/long-puffer-jackets theoodie.co.uk/collections/long-puffer-jackets]]]]

Holluschickie · 26/10/2025 21:31

Having looked at all the coats on this thread, I am now craving a Didrikson's Alana parka. They look so sleek and elegant.

JadedSoJaded · 26/10/2025 21:25

Marmot, Rab or any of the high end Scandi brands. All proper down. All £££. The higher quality, the less bulk. My long Marmot is 15 years old & now relegated to dog walking/gardening. I have no idea how I coped in Arctic Scotland until I acquired it. So warm, and windproof, with giant hood. You get to the point where substance wins over style!!

Aluna · 26/10/2025 21:24

MrsHero · 26/10/2025 21:15

Urgh, I have a diamond quilted uniqlo one which is about a decade old and just so reliably warm... but in desperate need of replacement! But the current horizontal lined ones are so unflattering and I really do hate a black coat. So no suggestions, only commiserations.

I agree the horizontally lined ones are super unflattering. Look at Didriksons or Marmot.

fishtank12345 · 26/10/2025 21:24

NovemberMorn · 26/10/2025 17:50

I wouldn't be seen dead in a puffer coat, they are not a necessity, other coats that keep you warm are available.
I honestly can't understand why anyone would wear an item of clothing that makes them feel depressed....bin the bloody thing, or better still, give it away to charity, at least some good will have come from it.

Agree but what coat do you wear? I need a new one this year.

DorothyCrowfootHodgkin · 26/10/2025 21:24

Superdry does lots of bright colours and the coats are very very warm e.g. www.superdry.com/womens/jackets/ripstop-longline-puffer-coat-258999.html

Holluschickie · 26/10/2025 21:19

EatMoreChocolate44 · 26/10/2025 21:17

Same OP - I got a nice khaki and navy one with a leopard print pocket detail from Boden. They have a few nice puffer/winter coats with a pop of colour.
https://www.boden.com/products/4-in-1-hooded-parka-green-navy-leopard-borg

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That's actually pretty nice and versatile too.

BustPipes · 26/10/2025 21:16

Personally, I embrace slug life. Mine (replacement for last year's - black, same as last year's - but longer, warmer, sluggier) keeps my knees super toasty. Plus, occasionally I put the hood up, and shuffle/worm up to my partner, saying, in my sexiest voice "Slug wants snugs. You want snug slugs, yes? Yeeeeeeeees?"
Works every time.

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