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To Think My Puffer Coat Is Making Me Depressed

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ProcrastinatorsAnonymous · 26/10/2025 17:24

I hate puffer** coats. I hate them so much. The shape, the texture, the dull colours. It might be shallow, but I find nice clothes an easy way to boost my mood. I like colour, surprising combinations, interesting shapes... However, various lifestyle changes mean I'm outside much more than I used to be, so a couple of years ago I caved and bought one from Uniqlo. It works. It keeps me both dry and warm. As all the marketing promises, I do indeed feel like I am wearing my duvet - which I admit can be quite nice.

But now the weather has turned, the thought of putting it on is making me so sad! I can't rot away in this slug-like thing from now until March.

Has anyone found a decent knee length one with a hood in a colour other than black, grey, khaki, navy, sludge brown or beige? I would love electric blue or bright green, or - god forbid - even a pattern. Does such a thing exist? I'm wiling to pay for it. Cheaper than therapy.

** I hate it even more when people spell it "puffa coat"

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Erksome · 27/10/2025 18:56

I would possibly consider this if it came back in stock.

scampanddude.com/products/adults-puffer-coat-black?_pos=12&_sid=fe9ab7d6d&_ss=r

DarkForces · 27/10/2025 18:50

Desigual do some fab padded jackets but they've gone a bit plain this season. Worth a look on Vinted or eBay though. They've got some on there. If size up as they can be on the small size. I'm a 10 but like a 14-16 from there

Ladymeade · 27/10/2025 18:47

ProcrastinatorsAnonymous · 26/10/2025 17:24

I hate puffer** coats. I hate them so much. The shape, the texture, the dull colours. It might be shallow, but I find nice clothes an easy way to boost my mood. I like colour, surprising combinations, interesting shapes... However, various lifestyle changes mean I'm outside much more than I used to be, so a couple of years ago I caved and bought one from Uniqlo. It works. It keeps me both dry and warm. As all the marketing promises, I do indeed feel like I am wearing my duvet - which I admit can be quite nice.

But now the weather has turned, the thought of putting it on is making me so sad! I can't rot away in this slug-like thing from now until March.

Has anyone found a decent knee length one with a hood in a colour other than black, grey, khaki, navy, sludge brown or beige? I would love electric blue or bright green, or - god forbid - even a pattern. Does such a thing exist? I'm wiling to pay for it. Cheaper than therapy.

** I hate it even more when people spell it "puffa coat"

Understandable tho' because Puffa is a make of coat and somehow it's become a generic word like hoover or coke 😁

Single50something · 27/10/2025 18:45

Mustbethat · 26/10/2025 17:41

Tbf Puffa was a brand name.

started some time in the 70’s and became popular amongst the horsey set in the 80’s. Moved out into general fashion more recently.

so much like referring to a “hoover”. A “Puffa Jacket” would be one by the original brand, but the terminology is now used to describe the jacket style.

so not incorrect. Funnily enough because I grew up wearing Puffa’s, I hate it when people spell it Puffer. Seems wrong 😂

Yes was going to say the same

Erksome · 27/10/2025 18:40

I am with you. I call mine the puffer coat of doom. The whole family does now. Hate the damn thing but it’s warm.

Seahorses12 · 27/10/2025 18:40

That's nice- the Boden one, pink strip livens it up a bit.

Maia77 · 27/10/2025 18:39

What about this one.
www.boden.com/products/longline-padded-coat-woodland-green

ColdWaterDipper · 27/10/2025 18:33

Seasalt - I have a thin waterproof knee length coat (in bright red) and a warm lined knee length one (green with a pattern on). They are brilliant coats.

Promette · 27/10/2025 18:22

I hate mine too - but it keeps me warm. I also have a dry robe which is great for wet dog walks but I feel like a right tool wearing it in public.

I have been eyeing up these which are a lot of fun!
https://sittingsuits.co.uk/

SITTINGSUITS UK

Scandinavian design meets comfort. Sittingsuits are wearable sleepingbags that keep you warm, dry, and stylish through every outdoor moment. You can easily wear your favorite coat under the Sittingsuit and feel warm and protected.

https://sittingsuits.co.uk

Muffintopflop · 27/10/2025 18:15

This coat has already been mentioned I believe but saw this Hobbs coat in the shop the other day and the colour is fab - the photo on the website doesn't really do it justice as it really pops out at you when seen IRL. https://www.next.co.uk/style/su522705/v24158

Buy Hobbs Green Cavendish Coat from the Next UK online shop

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https://www.next.co.uk/style/su522705/v24158

Dinosaurhearmeroar · 27/10/2025 18:05

Oh get a red one! That will make you feel better even if marginally. Google red puffer coats and maybe put designer after as they often do amazing ones but expensive!!!

Rina1971 · 27/10/2025 17:05

Not a puffer coat but I wear sea salt winter coats. My latest is turquoise and picked up for £50 from a local market

AnnPerkins · 27/10/2025 15:46

I have the tarragon one in the shorter version and I absolutely love it. It's incredibly lightweight but really warm. I can wear just a tshirt under it in subzero temps. I actually love it so much that I bought a second identical one in the sale.

The longer version does give off caterpillar vibes from the back though. Does it have to be knee length?

PeonyPatch · 27/10/2025 15:34

id recommend Patagonia / Rab

Paaseitjes · 27/10/2025 15:26

You need to look at real outdoor brands for bright colours. They often only have jacket length BUT many brands do this amazing thing called a down skirt! It means you get a short and long coat in one, it's easier to walk and sit, and it's easier to get something to fit if you're different sizes top and bottom. It also means you get a waist and look less like a slug!

Holluschickie · 27/10/2025 15:26

Are people really wearing changing robes as coats? I think they are worse than puffas.

minishiteboard · 27/10/2025 15:20

But puffa is correct.
they are fucking awful coats, though

cestlavielife · 27/10/2025 15:05

I have ,RED one super warm .

MaurineWayBack · 27/10/2025 14:57

VivienneDelacroix · 27/10/2025 00:50

I haven't got one, yet, I'm very tempted. A friend of mine has 4! She swears by them. We live near the coast and she wears them for all-weather coastal walks, as well as for winter break duties at school.

Do you know how warm they are?
theyd be perfect for me but I need them to be nicely toasty

Haaaruuuumph · 27/10/2025 14:45

PeonyPatch · 27/10/2025 10:54

Nice passive aggressive comment.

Was it tho? 🤔

PeonyPatch · 27/10/2025 12:28

Sahara123 · 27/10/2025 12:18

Nooo I really meant it !!

aye fair enough

Zempy · 27/10/2025 12:25

I wouldn’t wear one. It would finish me off for sure.