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To Think My Puffer Coat Is Making Me Depressed

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ProcrastinatorsAnonymous · 26/10/2025 17:24

I hate puffer** coats. I hate them so much. The shape, the texture, the dull colours. It might be shallow, but I find nice clothes an easy way to boost my mood. I like colour, surprising combinations, interesting shapes... However, various lifestyle changes mean I'm outside much more than I used to be, so a couple of years ago I caved and bought one from Uniqlo. It works. It keeps me both dry and warm. As all the marketing promises, I do indeed feel like I am wearing my duvet - which I admit can be quite nice.

But now the weather has turned, the thought of putting it on is making me so sad! I can't rot away in this slug-like thing from now until March.

Has anyone found a decent knee length one with a hood in a colour other than black, grey, khaki, navy, sludge brown or beige? I would love electric blue or bright green, or - god forbid - even a pattern. Does such a thing exist? I'm wiling to pay for it. Cheaper than therapy.

** I hate it even more when people spell it "puffa coat"

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ProcrastinatorsAnonymous · 26/10/2025 18:08

itsgoodtobehome · 26/10/2025 18:05

Scamp and Dude have some lovely brightly coloured ones.

Love their shorter ones, but they don't have bright ones long enough to go under my butt on the bike!

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RightThenRightAgain · 26/10/2025 18:07

FoxRedPuppy · 26/10/2025 18:03

I have a Rab down coat and I wear it dog walking, hiking, camping and I’ve never needed to wash it! What are you doing with them that needs them washing so often?

I teach reception. I’m constantly filthy. Mud kitchens, climbing, blood, paint.

itsgoodtobehome · 26/10/2025 18:05

Scamp and Dude have some lovely brightly coloured ones.

Butteredtoast55 · 26/10/2025 18:05

smallglassbottle · 26/10/2025 17:32

Puffer coats make me irrationally angry. They are an abomination.

I agree, and don't get me started on long puffer gillets!

ProcrastinatorsAnonymous · 26/10/2025 18:05

NovemberMorn · 26/10/2025 17:50

I wouldn't be seen dead in a puffer coat, they are not a necessity, other coats that keep you warm are available.
I honestly can't understand why anyone would wear an item of clothing that makes them feel depressed....bin the bloody thing, or better still, give it away to charity, at least some good will have come from it.

I would've agreed with you wholeheartedly until we moved house and our school run became a school cycle. Through biting wind that rips through every other type of coat I've tried. And freezing rain. And hail. Kids are toasty under the cargo bike cover. I'm the schmuck freezing my tits off in the saddle - so practicality had to win, and it turns out that dressing yourself in an abominable duvet is actually really warm. Albeit depressing.

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RedHornseaTeapot · 26/10/2025 18:04

Gudrun Sjoden have got this cheerful patterned one at the moment
www.gudrunsjoden.com/en-gb/clothes/coats-jackets-women/nova-scotia-quilted-woven-organic-cotton-coat-verona-green-s

FoxRedPuppy · 26/10/2025 18:03

I have a Rab down coat and I wear it dog walking, hiking, camping and I’ve never needed to wash it! What are you doing with them that needs them washing so often?

mamabird2984 · 26/10/2025 18:02

I think I’ve seen Orla Kiely patterned ones, might be worth a look? https://www.regatta.com/orla-kiely-collection/

https://www.regatta.com/orla-kiely-collection/

MrsMaudeLebowski · 26/10/2025 18:02

Two patterned options for you:
The Nova Scotia coat from Gudrun Sjoden.
Would a changing robe do the job? Regatta has a few designed by Orla Kiely

Nova Scotia quilted, woven organic cotton coat

madder red S,M,L,XL,XXL

https://www.gudrunsjoden.com/en-gb/clothes/coats-jackets-women/nova-scotia-quilted-woven-organic-cotton-coat-madder-red-s

Laiste · 26/10/2025 18:01

Mustbethat · 26/10/2025 17:49

Tumble drying is key.

wash delicate, tumble dry low with dryer balls until completely dry.

i have a heat exchange dryer which seems to work better as it doesn’t get overly hot.

Thank you 😊

ChiaraRimini · 26/10/2025 18:01

Mustbethat · 26/10/2025 17:41

Tbf Puffa was a brand name.

started some time in the 70’s and became popular amongst the horsey set in the 80’s. Moved out into general fashion more recently.

so much like referring to a “hoover”. A “Puffa Jacket” would be one by the original brand, but the terminology is now used to describe the jacket style.

so not incorrect. Funnily enough because I grew up wearing Puffa’s, I hate it when people spell it Puffer. Seems wrong 😂

Thanks - I was just coming on to say this!
Hate the current day ones. The worst are the super shiny ones that look like bin bags (black) or worse red- like a hot water cylinder!

FourFiveEightNine · 26/10/2025 18:01

I have a sky blue one which is an earlier version of this:

https://www.camielfortgens.com/products/cf-20-10-04-01-quilted-hunting-jacket-purple?variant=55916360859993

bought in a fit of lockdown madness. I despise all puffer coats, and of all the colours in the world only coral could make me look worse than a shiny light blue. I can’t throw it away as it cost too much; I’m not into selling things; and I wouldn’t really get back much of what I paid. And anyway, it’s stupidly warm and effective and people compliment me when I wear it. Hate the bloody thing.

FlowersFawb · 26/10/2025 18:00

I went coat shopping a few days aho and was in dismay that the inly choices seemed to be long puffer coats.....i haaaate them! I call them sausage roll coats. I think they are super ugly and nobody looks good in them!

ProcrastinatorsAnonymous · 26/10/2025 17:59

Thesummer · 26/10/2025 17:55

Are you Julia from motherland?

I know what you mean though although tbh I think bright colours would be even worse. Puffers are just designed for warmth, nothing else. I do love mine but no matter how dressed up I am underneath, whenever I put my puffer on I feel like I'm about to head out for a muddy dog walk.

I bloody love Motherland, but I can't remember that reference - does she hate them too?

To be honest, it's not even about how it looks anymore - once I'm wearing a puffer, I've given up on that - it's just how uuughhh it makes me feel to put it on. It's the wardrobe equivalent of a massive sigh. At least if it was bit bright / patterned / silly, it would lift things slightly?!

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Allisnotlost1 · 26/10/2025 17:57

I love a down puffer, preferably Uniqlo. But mine are a long green and orange one from the Marimekko collab about 5 years ago, and green checked one from the Marni collection a while back. I hate boring coats, Farm Rio, Regatta and Adidas have some interesting patterned ones. Don’t know if they’re all long though.

https://farmrio.uk/products/marvelous-garden-black-puffer-jacket

https://www.regatta.com/christian-lacroix-womens-gallician-baffled-jacket-messengers-print/

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 26/10/2025 17:57

I did have a yellow one from M&S, but ended up giving it to a dd after she lost her coat.

ProcrastinatorsAnonymous · 26/10/2025 17:55

Soddingcat · 26/10/2025 17:46

Here is the answer.! I saw this today and I love it !

Marion could be an option - thank you!

Are there no fun patterned ones out there in the world... None? Not even a stripe? Slug-shaped gap in the market.

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Thesummer · 26/10/2025 17:55

Are you Julia from motherland?

I know what you mean though although tbh I think bright colours would be even worse. Puffers are just designed for warmth, nothing else. I do love mine but no matter how dressed up I am underneath, whenever I put my puffer on I feel like I'm about to head out for a muddy dog walk.

JustOnePersonNotAnOctopus · 26/10/2025 17:54

I didn’t read the full thread and I am surprised by the hate. What’s the problem? They do the job.