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To want a South American husband

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Lostthebubblewand · 25/10/2025 21:10

Bored of dating. Just thinking how great it would be to ship in or import some sort of instant husband like via Amazon. Obviously they would have to consent too lol. No terrible unrealistic expectations nor would they need to be anything other than reliable, friendly and a bit of a laugh.
I wouldn’t even care if he had affairs.
Who would you marry if you had the choice? I’m going through a bit of a reggaeton phase hence the fetishisation of Latino men, I know it’s appalling. But I also think they would make good husbands. Plus be good looking.

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Katflapkit · 25/10/2025 22:55

I think how great it would be to have a standard poodle. We can all dream.

IHate · 25/10/2025 22:44

NoUserNameNeeded · 25/10/2025 22:43

So a cheat. You don’t care about yourself much do you.

I think you may be taking this a bit more seriously than OP is.

NoUserNameNeeded · 25/10/2025 22:43

So a cheat. You don’t care about yourself much do you.