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Sausages have been having sex in my freezer...

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Arlanymor · 25/10/2025 18:51

... so it's autumn clearout time, which also means emptying out the freezer. It turns out I have inadvertently created an ice cold love palace for the procreation of a million sausages. I need to make a Whatchagot Casserole STAT. Any tried and tested recipes?

I found this and I have mediterranean veg as well as some lentil mix that is pre-soaked because I forgot I did it last night for another reason so this seems a good call, but any better ideas? I have quite a lot of cupboard stuff, so looking to use stuff up... but could also pop to Tesco as someone has rudely drunk all the wine (probably the sausages, explains the sex rampage).

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UnctuousUnicorns · 25/10/2025 19:28

Ooh la la, ces saucy saucissons! 😮 👄

Katflapkit · 25/10/2025 19:16

DancefloorAcrobatics · 25/10/2025 19:10

You should be ashamed of yourself to let the poor sausages procreate under such harsh conditions!
Make them a warm bed of onions, mediterranean vegetables and some crusty bread to keep away prying eyes away!

You forgot the music. A bit of 'Rump n Rind'

GaspingGekko · 25/10/2025 19:15

Katflapkit · 25/10/2025 19:08

Sausage sex - that is the wurst

And once again, I'm forced to lament the loss of the laughing reaction.

Jamfirstest · 25/10/2025 19:13

Yabu to not include a photo

whatcanthematterbe81 · 25/10/2025 19:13

Katflapkit · 25/10/2025 19:08

Sausage sex - that is the wurst

This is the best!

whatcanthematterbe81 · 25/10/2025 19:12

Arlanymor · 25/10/2025 18:51

... so it's autumn clearout time, which also means emptying out the freezer. It turns out I have inadvertently created an ice cold love palace for the procreation of a million sausages. I need to make a Whatchagot Casserole STAT. Any tried and tested recipes?

I found this and I have mediterranean veg as well as some lentil mix that is pre-soaked because I forgot I did it last night for another reason so this seems a good call, but any better ideas? I have quite a lot of cupboard stuff, so looking to use stuff up... but could also pop to Tesco as someone has rudely drunk all the wine (probably the sausages, explains the sex rampage).

Be honest, it was you who drank all the wine 🤣

mum2jakie · 25/10/2025 19:10

Katflapkit · 25/10/2025 19:08

Sausage sex - that is the wurst

Well they are known as bangers!!

DancefloorAcrobatics · 25/10/2025 19:10

You should be ashamed of yourself to let the poor sausages procreate under such harsh conditions!
Make them a warm bed of onions, mediterranean vegetables and some crusty bread to keep away prying eyes away!

Katflapkit · 25/10/2025 19:08

Sausage sex - that is the wurst

UninitendedShark · 25/10/2025 19:08

Sausage traybake time!

UninitendedShark · 25/10/2025 19:07

When a mummy sausage and a daddy sausage love each other very much..

FaceBothered · 25/10/2025 19:04

This is how cocktail sausages are made.

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · 25/10/2025 19:01

I think a diagram is needed.

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