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Fucking Jeremy Clarkson!

213 replies

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

OP posts:
derxa · 23/10/2025 17:13

Iwanttoliveinagardencentre · 23/10/2025 17:07

Jeremy Clarkson
Nigel Farage
Boris Johnson
(would have added trump but didn’t want to make anybody vomit)

In a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid it would be a hard choice as obviously avoiding all of them would be preferable.

How anybody still likes Clarkson after he punched a junior member of staff because they couldn’t get him a steak when the hotel restaurant was closed I have no idea.

Ditto anybody thinking he represents farmers when he admitted he only bought his farm as a tax dodge.

He clearly has great PR contacts and an enormous brass neck.

Are you a farmer

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:12

TicklishReader · 23/10/2025 17:10

I choose death.

That seems like the only option doesn't it.

BalladOfBarryAndFreda · 23/10/2025 17:12

TicklishReader · 23/10/2025 17:10

I choose death.

Or the nunnery

ChaToilLeam · 23/10/2025 17:11

It's not one of my life goals.

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:11

StewkeyBlue · 23/10/2025 15:59

No, no. NO.

Under no circumstances would I fuck Jeremy Clarkson.

That was my thought too!!

🤮

Moveoverdarlin · 23/10/2025 17:11

Really like him. Talks a lot of sense.

Pianoaholic · 23/10/2025 17:11

He's clearly a bit of a git but I do like his Sunday Times column, it's usually funny.

TicklishReader · 23/10/2025 17:10

Iwanttoliveinagardencentre · 23/10/2025 17:07

Jeremy Clarkson
Nigel Farage
Boris Johnson
(would have added trump but didn’t want to make anybody vomit)

In a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid it would be a hard choice as obviously avoiding all of them would be preferable.

How anybody still likes Clarkson after he punched a junior member of staff because they couldn’t get him a steak when the hotel restaurant was closed I have no idea.

Ditto anybody thinking he represents farmers when he admitted he only bought his farm as a tax dodge.

He clearly has great PR contacts and an enormous brass neck.

I choose death.

MirrorMirror1247 · 23/10/2025 17:10

I think he's brilliant! Loved Top Gear when he was on it and can't get enough of Clarkson's Farm! You can't deny he works hard.

PrincessHoneysuckle · 23/10/2025 17:09

I love Jezza yabu

Iwanttoliveinagardencentre · 23/10/2025 17:07

Jeremy Clarkson
Nigel Farage
Boris Johnson
(would have added trump but didn’t want to make anybody vomit)

In a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid it would be a hard choice as obviously avoiding all of them would be preferable.

How anybody still likes Clarkson after he punched a junior member of staff because they couldn’t get him a steak when the hotel restaurant was closed I have no idea.

Ditto anybody thinking he represents farmers when he admitted he only bought his farm as a tax dodge.

He clearly has great PR contacts and an enormous brass neck.

Roomforapony · 23/10/2025 17:07

hopelessbusiness · 23/10/2025 17:01

Not my usual type but I reckon he'd be absolute filth in the sack.

I have no idea why I think this. But as a result, I probably would...

🤣

hopelessbusiness · 23/10/2025 17:01

Not my usual type but I reckon he'd be absolute filth in the sack.

I have no idea why I think this. But as a result, I probably would...

Pollqueen · 23/10/2025 17:00

Love Jeremy Clarkson. Wasn't he voted world's sexiest man or similar a couple of years ago?

Anyway, YABVU OP

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showyourquality · 23/10/2025 16:57

I going to leave him for Lisa. Although he makes great TV and has been good for British farming.

derxa · 23/10/2025 16:57

Love him.

menopausalmare · 23/10/2025 16:57

Are you from West Oxfordshire District Council? What's he up to now?

Mymanyellow · 23/10/2025 16:55

What’s he done?

MID50s · 23/10/2025 16:55

You’ve got to tell us why! lol

YouAreTheCauseOfMyHeadache · 23/10/2025 16:54

He's fantastic.

twilightermummy · 23/10/2025 16:51

Loathe the racist.

amilliondreamsofsleep · 23/10/2025 16:36

Any particular reason today?

2ooTired2Care · 23/10/2025 16:34

Valid

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onthetrains · 23/10/2025 16:28

I think he`s lovely and funny.

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