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Fucking Jeremy Clarkson!

213 replies

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

OP posts:
MumoftwoNC · 23/10/2025 17:22

Eeriefairy · 23/10/2025 17:13

To be honest, it’s a pretty selfish way of doing it. Do you know how many train drivers have to quit because of the trauma of people throwing themselves off of bridges? You can’t hit the brakes. It’s just awful.

Strongly agree. I met a train driver once who told me she was on long term sick leave for her mental health because "something" happened when she was driving. It was clear what she meant, she couldn't even talk about it. She said every time she drove the train after that, she kept thinking it would happen again any second, so she had to get signed off. She said you're alone in the cab for hours with no one to talk to, just your awful thoughts to sit with.

Totally selfish to knowingly choose to traumatise an innocent person that way.

gingercat02 · 23/10/2025 17:22

He's a dick but very funny. We are big fans of Top Gear/Grand Tour and Clarksons Farm

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:21

Blogswife · 23/10/2025 16:27

Agree - he’s a despicable twat - unless you mean that you are fucking JC in which case you’re the twat !

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SapphireSeptember · 23/10/2025 17:21

TicklishReader · 23/10/2025 17:10

I choose death.

Same.

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:20

Raspberrymoon49 · 23/10/2025 16:26

Remember him raging about being late as someone had been ‘selfish’ enough to take their life on the railway so his train journey was delayed, he’s disgusting

Some people obviously have short memories!!

xla · 23/10/2025 17:20

He’s brilliant. His farming show is incredible.

SapphireSeptember · 23/10/2025 17:20

Iwanttoliveinagardencentre · 23/10/2025 17:07

Jeremy Clarkson
Nigel Farage
Boris Johnson
(would have added trump but didn’t want to make anybody vomit)

In a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid it would be a hard choice as obviously avoiding all of them would be preferable.

How anybody still likes Clarkson after he punched a junior member of staff because they couldn’t get him a steak when the hotel restaurant was closed I have no idea.

Ditto anybody thinking he represents farmers when he admitted he only bought his farm as a tax dodge.

He clearly has great PR contacts and an enormous brass neck.

That's evil! Nope to ALL of them. Next worst one would be Voldemort, Umbridge or Wormtail. 😆

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:19

BalladOfBarryAndFreda · 23/10/2025 16:24

The man is an irritating rent-a-gob.

👍🏻 spot on!!

Funnywonder · 23/10/2025 17:19

Are you? Each to their own.

Theyreeatingthedogs · 23/10/2025 17:19

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

That does not sound enjoyable. How was it for you?

ScribblingPixie · 23/10/2025 17:19

He's such a clever, entertaining broadcaster. If only there were more at his level.

Purplecatshopaholic · 23/10/2025 17:18

I’m not a fan so I am obvs going to agree with you. What’s he actually done this time though?

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:18

HedwigEliza · 23/10/2025 16:23

I love him, he’s brilliant 🤩

There are some things that don't surprise me...

EleanorReally · 23/10/2025 17:18

doesnt sound very appealing

cinnamongirl123 · 23/10/2025 17:17

No thank you (to the fucking)

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:17

SpaceRaccoon · 23/10/2025 16:10

Love that man, I won't hear a word against him.

What?

why?

how?

TeddySchnauzer · 23/10/2025 17:17

Iwanttoliveinagardencentre · 23/10/2025 17:07

Jeremy Clarkson
Nigel Farage
Boris Johnson
(would have added trump but didn’t want to make anybody vomit)

In a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid it would be a hard choice as obviously avoiding all of them would be preferable.

How anybody still likes Clarkson after he punched a junior member of staff because they couldn’t get him a steak when the hotel restaurant was closed I have no idea.

Ditto anybody thinking he represents farmers when he admitted he only bought his farm as a tax dodge.

He clearly has great PR contacts and an enormous brass neck.

Exactly that’s not what actually happened! Both JC and James May have confirmed this numerous times.

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:16

ComfortFoodCafe · 23/10/2025 16:08

I love Clarkson, he’s brilliant.

Brilliant how?

Mangetoutmangetouti · 23/10/2025 17:16

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:13

if it wasn't you I'd assume that was sarcastic.

It’s what people say about Katie Hopkins. I wonder if the name in the op was changed to Kh what percentage of the people loving clarkson would be the same about her?
I reckon it would be high.

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:15

AmyDudley · 23/10/2025 16:07

No thanks, I'd rather kiss a wookie.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

though I need a cup of tea now as I feel like I have a mouthful of fur!!

TeddySchnauzer · 23/10/2025 17:15

I love JC! He should be leading this country

thebear1 · 23/10/2025 17:14

Never liked his columns or top gear personality but do enjoy Clarkson's Farm. Actually a compassionate side to him that occasionally comes out. Wouldn't fuck him though. Doubt he'd want to do me either.

Eeriefairy · 23/10/2025 17:13

Raspberrymoon49 · 23/10/2025 16:26

Remember him raging about being late as someone had been ‘selfish’ enough to take their life on the railway so his train journey was delayed, he’s disgusting

To be honest, it’s a pretty selfish way of doing it. Do you know how many train drivers have to quit because of the trauma of people throwing themselves off of bridges? You can’t hit the brakes. It’s just awful.

AutumnCosy2025 · 23/10/2025 17:13

Moveoverdarlin · 23/10/2025 17:11

Really like him. Talks a lot of sense.

if it wasn't you I'd assume that was sarcastic.

RedTagAlan · 23/10/2025 17:13

menopausalmare · 23/10/2025 16:57

Are you from West Oxfordshire District Council? What's he up to now?

Maybe a Manx Government worker with a long memory. Ohh how the Isle of Man folk enjoyed him not and his footpath closures at Langness, just so he could charge more for his "private" holiday cottages.

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