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Fucking Jeremy Clarkson!

213 replies

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

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SpaceRaccoon · 23/10/2025 19:08

I did have a sex dream about James May once.

GirtyPlunder · 23/10/2025 19:07

I like his girlfriend more, she is humane.

sittingonabeach · 23/10/2025 19:04

Have I missed something today?

Pollqueen · 23/10/2025 19:03

cardibach · 23/10/2025 18:21

He ‘works’ on it in order to make himself even more money from ‘entertainment’. How does his misogyny sit with you?

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You sound very jealous and bitter. He has a successful career, what's wrong with that?

SevenYellowHammers · 23/10/2025 19:01

StewkeyBlue · 23/10/2025 15:59

No, no. NO.

Under no circumstances would I fuck Jeremy Clarkson.

Bugger . I was gonna say that

socialdilemmawhattodo · 23/10/2025 18:59

RedTagAlan · 23/10/2025 17:13

Maybe a Manx Government worker with a long memory. Ohh how the Isle of Man folk enjoyed him not and his footpath closures at Langness, just so he could charge more for his "private" holiday cottages.

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But wasnt he married then? Possibly to Wife no2 and the kids. So that might have been her decision.

SquirrelosaurusSoShiny · 23/10/2025 18:58

Iwanttoliveinagardencentre · 23/10/2025 17:07

Jeremy Clarkson
Nigel Farage
Boris Johnson
(would have added trump but didn’t want to make anybody vomit)

In a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid it would be a hard choice as obviously avoiding all of them would be preferable.

How anybody still likes Clarkson after he punched a junior member of staff because they couldn’t get him a steak when the hotel restaurant was closed I have no idea.

Ditto anybody thinking he represents farmers when he admitted he only bought his farm as a tax dodge.

He clearly has great PR contacts and an enormous brass neck.

Congratulations on creating the most horrifying Snog, Marry, Avoid list in creation. Only beaten by a Trump, Putin and Farage list Confused

Fetchthevet · 23/10/2025 18:56

LizTruss · 23/10/2025 18:54

I actually picked up that video in a charity shop, but then quickly put it back.

🤣

LizTruss · 23/10/2025 18:54

I actually picked up that video in a charity shop, but then quickly put it back.

ContentedAlpaca · 23/10/2025 18:53

I loved his show. I just recently found and caught up with all of it. A few childish jokes that really weren't funny but on the whole I thought he came across as a bloke who cared about the people around him.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 23/10/2025 18:51

Pollqueen · 23/10/2025 17:00

Love Jeremy Clarkson. Wasn't he voted world's sexiest man or similar a couple of years ago?

Anyway, YABVU OP

I wouldn’t ever call him sexy! But while often outrageous, he’s also very often spot on - in his Sunday Times pieces anyway.
And we love Clarkson’s Farm!

Theunamedcat · 23/10/2025 18:49

What exactly is he supposed to have done now?

ImSoJulia · 23/10/2025 18:45

He's a gobby twat who tends to speak before he thinks. He's anti brexit mind you, so not a total idiot.
This lefty veggie thinks Top Gear and Clarksons farm are top tier comfort telly.

BeerOrStout · 23/10/2025 18:44

You are being unreasonable because there is a long line of women waiting for the chance to do the same.

Nolletimiere · 23/10/2025 18:42

If you offered me a Michelin seven-course degustation with either Clarkson or Starmer….

Mind you, I would have dinner with almost anyone over the porcine-eyed, mealy mouthed, bullshitter Starmer.

BeerOrStout · 23/10/2025 18:42

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

Are you?

Shhhh. don't tell everyone!

GelatoForMe · 23/10/2025 18:40

Take May, kill Clarkson and marry Hammond

That's my take

BIossomtoes · 23/10/2025 18:40

ClairDeLaLune · 23/10/2025 18:18

You missed out “misogynistic”. Love her or hate her, what he said about Meghan Markle was despicable.

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Christ, I’d forgotten about that. He’s loathesome, no wonder his wife left him, despite the millions.

DarlingJo · 23/10/2025 18:38

What’s there to love? He’s an arrogant, obnoxious fat twat who thinks everyone should agree with him just because he wants something. Clarksons farm is contrived shit and Caleb is also quickly losing his charm.

JJWT · 23/10/2025 18:38

Are you?! Gosh. Urgh. Should we stage an intervention?! ( ;

Nolletimiere · 23/10/2025 18:34

derxa · 23/10/2025 18:29

Considering his behaviour with his girlfriend and Harriet the woman he hired temporarily I don’t think he’s particularly misogynistic . I don’t think you have watched any of his stuff.

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Agreed.

LlynTegid · 23/10/2025 18:31

I would be happy if Jeremy Clarkson was never on our tv screens (or streaming) ever again.

Though comparing him with the serial killer Boris Johnson and his accomplice Jacob Rees-Mogg is unfair.

derxa · 23/10/2025 18:29

cardibach · 23/10/2025 18:21

He ‘works’ on it in order to make himself even more money from ‘entertainment’. How does his misogyny sit with you?

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Considering his behaviour with his girlfriend and Harriet the woman he hired temporarily I don’t think he’s particularly misogynistic . I don’t think you have watched any of his stuff.

LBFseBrom · 23/10/2025 18:23

What was he like?

Nolletimiere · 23/10/2025 18:22

cardibach · 23/10/2025 18:19

What gave it away?

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Call it a hunch.

Looking forward to the Caerphilly results?

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