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Fucking Jeremy Clarkson!

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Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

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onthetrains · 23/10/2025 23:26

cardibach · 23/10/2025 23:11

It’s lucky I’m perfectly calm, drinking a cuppa after a fun evening at the pub quiz (we won). Nobody in the history of ever has calmed down because someone told them to.
Why do you think I’m not calm? I’m very calmly saying what sort of characteristics I dislike in people.

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I didnt ask for your evening schedule. You sound like youve had a rough day the way you snap back.
Congrats on winning the pub quiz.
Saying the word calm so many times in one reply makes one think chill out.

MrsSkylerWhite · 23/10/2025 23:14

TeddySchnauzer · 23/10/2025 17:15

I love JC! He should be leading this country

Have you forgotten to take your tablets?

LBFseBrom · 23/10/2025 23:11

MidlandsGal1 · 23/10/2025 21:14

I like him

Maybe so but fucking him would be a step too far I think.

cardibach · 23/10/2025 23:11

onthetrains · 23/10/2025 23:08

Calm down its just a thread.

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It’s lucky I’m perfectly calm, drinking a cuppa after a fun evening at the pub quiz (we won). Nobody in the history of ever has calmed down because someone told them to.
Why do you think I’m not calm? I’m very calmly saying what sort of characteristics I dislike in people.

onthetrains · 23/10/2025 23:08

cardibach · 23/10/2025 23:07

Is it? Well, I wouldn’t like them either.

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Calm down its just a thread.

cardibach · 23/10/2025 23:07

onthetrains · 23/10/2025 23:07

Your making it sound like it is that deep.

Mumsnet is full of the people you`re describing.

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Is it? Well, I wouldn’t like them either.

onthetrains · 23/10/2025 23:07

cardibach · 23/10/2025 23:03

Jealous? Of Clarkson? God no. And what would I be bitter about?
I just don’t like violent, racist, misogynist tax dodgers. It’s not that deep.

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Your making it sound like it is that deep.

Mumsnet is full of the people you`re describing.

cardibach · 23/10/2025 23:03

Pollqueen · 23/10/2025 19:03

You sound very jealous and bitter. He has a successful career, what's wrong with that?

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Jealous? Of Clarkson? God no. And what would I be bitter about?
I just don’t like violent, racist, misogynist tax dodgers. It’s not that deep.

cardibach · 23/10/2025 22:59

derxa · 23/10/2025 18:29

Considering his behaviour with his girlfriend and Harriet the woman he hired temporarily I don’t think he’s particularly misogynistic . I don’t think you have watched any of his stuff.

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I have, though not recently. You’re kidding yourself if you think he’s not both misogynistic and racist. I don’t have to watch h8m to see what he’s written and done.

cardibach · 23/10/2025 22:57

Nolletimiere · 23/10/2025 18:22

Call it a hunch.

Looking forward to the Caerphilly results?

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Not at all…

Heylittlesongbird · 23/10/2025 21:40

i feel like he’s the sort of chap you convince yourself to have a pity shag with, it would be surprisingly fun and you’d get quite into him. Then he’d turn around from nowhere and turn you down, leaving you and your ego in bits.

Horrace · 23/10/2025 21:16

He's my ideal man

MidlandsGal1 · 23/10/2025 21:14

I like him

DarkFruitcake · 23/10/2025 21:11

Personally I'm a huge fan. He's a great chap.

LunaDeBallona · 23/10/2025 21:09

Oh and I LOVE the support he gives to farmers and his wonderful ‘Clarksons farm’ giving us wonderful entertainment and showing how tough farming (and running a pub) can be.
So I like JC and agree with a PP - I think he would be interesting in the sack. 😃

DBD1975 · 23/10/2025 21:07

Can't stand him, what's he done now?

LunaDeBallona · 23/10/2025 21:06

MumoftwoNC · 23/10/2025 17:22

Strongly agree. I met a train driver once who told me she was on long term sick leave for her mental health because "something" happened when she was driving. It was clear what she meant, she couldn't even talk about it. She said every time she drove the train after that, she kept thinking it would happen again any second, so she had to get signed off. She said you're alone in the cab for hours with no one to talk to, just your awful thoughts to sit with.

Totally selfish to knowingly choose to traumatise an innocent person that way.

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My cousin had a heart attack track - a fucking heart attack - aged 39 because of the horrific stress of someone throwing themselves in front of his train.
Apart from the knock on effect of the delays etc ( someone could be going to a much needed long waited for hospital appt, a funeral, meeting to save their business etc - you just don’t know) the horror that the drivers have to go through is enough for me to agree with PP and JC- it’s a really really selfish way of killing yourself.
Oh and cousin train driver hasn’t been the same since. He’s aged about 30 years.

DrowningInSyrup · 23/10/2025 21:04

Make sure you get tested after. He looks like his parts are decaying.

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Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 20:57

Theunamedcat · 23/10/2025 18:49

What exactly is he supposed to have done now?

Nothing special, just saw a photo of him

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messybutfun · 23/10/2025 20:50

He deserves some credit for rubbishing Brexit.

Zebrasee · 23/10/2025 20:45

Driftingawaynow · 23/10/2025 15:56

That’s it really

I hate these swearing, pathetic attacks on random celebrities. Why the f bomb you f? It’s just MN clickbait, for bored women, and another form of goading - disguised of course as virtue-signalling.

MayaPinion · 23/10/2025 20:43

I like him. He was very anti Brexit if I remember correctly. I mean he’s an arrogant twat and a dickhead, and he’s gone all crusty culchie but he’s kind of funny in an embarrassing dad kind of way. He peaked with Top Gear though.

Zov · 23/10/2025 20:39

He makes me smile, he makes me laugh, he makes me cringe.

He never bores me! 😆

Jamesblonde2 · 23/10/2025 20:28

He’s great. What’s your gripe?

derxa · 23/10/2025 20:24

WestwardHo1 · 23/10/2025 20:05

I am a very, very unwilling fan. Very very very unwilling...I am a greenie environmentalist LibDem voter FFS.

However he makes me howl with laughter, I love Clarkson's Farm, I love his Millionaire hosting, and I love the way he's standing up for farmers when this dreadful government seem to be doing their utmost to annihilate farming culture and land custodianship.

His charmless boy racer antics, less so

I like James May too.

Thank you from this farmer

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