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Has Boris Johnson lost an ear (or part of an ear)?

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minvee · 21/10/2025 17:17

Sorry if this is inappropriate. I just saw a clip of him at the Covid Enquiry today. The way the sides of his hair are brushed downwards is odd - but also it looks as if he has no ear? Sorry I can't post a photo as I'm not well as it is (very heavy cold). Can anyone else who has seen the news see what I mean though?

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Coldsoup · 22/10/2025 08:16

TotallyUnapologeticOmnivore · 21/10/2025 20:39

I don't think he is missing an earlobe, but if he is, the likely culprit is Dylin the dog.

To be fair, if my daughter (who missed out on her birthday party while he continued to party in Downing Street) ever gets close to him he'll be missing something a lot more valuable (and dangly) than an earlobe

Coldsoup · 22/10/2025 08:08

Glistening · 21/10/2025 19:06

He doesn’t seem like someone whose lifestyle suits having children. Strange how he just keeps on having them.

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If only someone would invent contraception Grin

Mookie81 · 22/10/2025 07:58

This thread has made me hanker for the laugh emoji!

OnlyOnAFriday · 21/10/2025 22:44

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 21/10/2025 18:57

I saw that segment and thought BJ looked extremely unhealthy - I’m not sure what is wrong with him, but he looks like he’s going ’off’.

Thought th8s too. He’s packed the weight back on but has an odd greyish pallor. I’d give him 18 months tops.

scalt · 21/10/2025 21:37

He has lots of things missing.

His brain. His soul.
Under the carefully crafted image of a blithering idiot there is… a blithering idiot.

And he should be in prison. I will not believe that politicians have any accountability until he is behind bars.

Lemintonic · 21/10/2025 21:11

Charlottejbt · 21/10/2025 17:49

What do you call a twat with no ears? Anything you like, he can't hear you.

Ever heard of microtia? Not funny

gamerchick · 21/10/2025 21:04

CheerfulBunny · 21/10/2025 18:41

It's just a crease from his pillow, he probably only rolled out of bed half an hour previously, the lazy get.

Or from a cpap mask. Husbands takes awhile to go in the morning.

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 21/10/2025 21:02

CagneyNYPD1 · 21/10/2025 20:00

Indeed. 9, probably 10 children. I think he had 4 dc in quick succession with his ex wife. Then a repeat with Carrie. The mind boggles. But he still doesn’t own a comb nor hairbrush.

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But how does he find one woman willing to procreate with him, let alone 2,3 or a million more. Maybe he hypnotises them like another of Matt Lucas's characters "look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes. Right your under".

CloudPop · 21/10/2025 21:00

Drachuughtty · 21/10/2025 20:49

I literally couldn't hate him more, with or without a full ear. He is despicable.

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Same. Loathed him when he was London mayor. Despicable excuse for a person

CloudPop · 21/10/2025 21:00

UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername · 21/10/2025 17:37

Is that where Trump's ear wound went?

😂🙌

Ihateboris · 21/10/2025 20:53

Drachuughtty · 21/10/2025 20:49

I literally couldn't hate him more, with or without a full ear. He is despicable.

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As per my username..I also hate him 🤣

Drachuughtty · 21/10/2025 20:49

ImSoJulia · 21/10/2025 18:05

Sixty-one years old. What crap has he put in his body to look that unhealthy.
God, I hate Johnson.

I literally couldn't hate him more, with or without a full ear. He is despicable.

SpottyAardvark · 21/10/2025 20:47

Johnson looked like a scarecrow today, even by his standards. His appearance is indicative of his lack of concern or respect for those affected by his government’s policies.

HighburyHope · 21/10/2025 20:44

LambriniBobInIsleworthISeesYa · 21/10/2025 20:32

“Binbag full of custard” was how this guy on Twitter imagined Jennifer Arcuri might describe the Act of Love with him. Wobbly, warm, formless and worryingly damp.

Looks like the custard is now well past its sell-by date. Positively fungal.

TotallyUnapologeticOmnivore · 21/10/2025 20:39

I don't think he is missing an earlobe, but if he is, the likely culprit is Dylin the dog.

LambriniBobInIsleworthISeesYa · 21/10/2025 20:32

“Binbag full of custard” was how this guy on Twitter imagined Jennifer Arcuri might describe the Act of Love with him. Wobbly, warm, formless and worryingly damp.

Has Boris Johnson lost an ear (or part of an ear)?
TooBigForMyBoots · 21/10/2025 20:32

He looks bruised and decaying.

HighburyHope · 21/10/2025 20:27

Not sure about the ear, but can he not reach under the jowls to shave? Eurgh.

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FightingFish · 21/10/2025 20:10

I was compelled to zoom in on the video of him, thanks for that. I can confirm that he has loads of wiry hair where the side of his face merges into the neck and patchy red skin but I couldn’t get a clear sight on the ear situation.

CagneyNYPD1 · 21/10/2025 20:00

Glistening · 21/10/2025 19:06

He doesn’t seem like someone whose lifestyle suits having children. Strange how he just keeps on having them.

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Indeed. 9, probably 10 children. I think he had 4 dc in quick succession with his ex wife. Then a repeat with Carrie. The mind boggles. But he still doesn’t own a comb nor hairbrush.

Larrylobstersrollerskate · 21/10/2025 19:29

Boris doesn’t use a brush, he just rubs a balloon across his hair every morning instead!! 🎈

Bladderpool · 21/10/2025 19:12

Glistening · 21/10/2025 19:06

He doesn’t seem like someone whose lifestyle suits having children. Strange how he just keeps on having them.

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He doesn’t really have to do much though, does he? Realise I’ll have to have a brain bleach now at the horrible image I’ve just conjured up of Colonel Blimp servicing his missus.

BeRoseSloth · 21/10/2025 19:11

He always looks as though someone has cut his hair with the garden shears. Maybe they lopped his ear off too.

Glistening · 21/10/2025 19:06

CagneyNYPD1 · 21/10/2025 19:02

Boris and Carrie now have 4 dc aged 5 and under, including a young baby. Now I doubt he gets up to do night feeds but at any age, 4 young dc will be exhausting.

Added to that, he now has the prospect of paying school fees and uni costs well into his 80s. Boris and Carrie will have to make decent earnings in the next few years. No quiet retirement for Boris.

He doesn’t seem like someone whose lifestyle suits having children. Strange how he just keeps on having them.

Glistening · 21/10/2025 19:04

Allseeingallknowing · 21/10/2025 19:02

Not this 77 year old!

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fair enough! shows what I know 😊