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What is heavy but small and preferably has a hole in the middle?

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5foot5 · 10/10/2025 23:35

No, it isn't a riddle. I have a slight problem with a craft project and I was hoping the Mumsnet hive mind might have a genius solution.

I have started to crochet a Nativity scene. Tonight I completed the sheep. He looks great, but unfortunately his head is a bit too heavy so when I try to stand him up he just topples forwards. I really don't think there is any way I can dismantle him enough to lighten his head or put anything large and heavy in his back legs, so I am looking for a solution where I can attach something small and heavy to his tail or back feet that I can then cover or disguise with yarn.

I found that if I sellotaped a pound coin to his tail that was enough to keep him stable. Apparently a pound coin weighs 9g. So one solution is to find 9g worth of something I can thread on to the tail. My best thought so far is to dig out the Meccano and attach little nuts to the tail.

Initially I thought I could make and attach some additional back feet and weigh them down, but found that it will take more weight to work at the back feet than at the tail.

The other thought is to find something I can weave through the fleece at the back but it would need to be small.

Can anyone suggest a readily available substance to insert in to or attach to the back end of my sheep?

I won't be trying anything until tomorrow because it's late be and I have had a little wine.

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howdoibegin · 30/10/2025 22:12

This might be my favourite Mumsnet thread ever. Thank you.

NigelFaragesFakeRoarofLaughter · 30/10/2025 21:53

Ohhhhhhhh! They're divine!

(Every pun intended!)

Thank you so much for sharing the joy!

NellieElephantine · 30/10/2025 21:47

5foot5 · 30/10/2025 20:56

Have updated because @Redheadedstepchild @ChickpeaCauliflowerSalad @NigelFaragesFakeRoarofLaughter @user1471462634 among others wanted to see more of the Nativity.

I haven't finished the whole thing yet but here is Mary, the Angel and Joseph with the troublesome sheep, baby Jesus and the donkey. I intend to start work on the three Kings/ Wise Men / Magi whatever you want to call them and their camel.

When I stuffed the donkey I put some nuts (as in nuts and bolts) in his back feet and rear end and stuffed the body very firmly. He seems OK but is only just stable. However I could easily attach something behind his tail if it becomes a problem.

I will update when the next stage is done.

Oh wow @5foot5 have had the worst day at work today.... this has absolutely turned my frown upside down!

Needmorelego · 30/10/2025 21:41

I love them 😍

PickAChew · 30/10/2025 21:36

They are exceptionally sweet 😊

Redheadedstepchild · 30/10/2025 21:03

Beautiful! Has made my week frankly. You stuck with it!

5foot5 · 30/10/2025 20:56

Have updated because @Redheadedstepchild @ChickpeaCauliflowerSalad @NigelFaragesFakeRoarofLaughter @user1471462634 among others wanted to see more of the Nativity.

I haven't finished the whole thing yet but here is Mary, the Angel and Joseph with the troublesome sheep, baby Jesus and the donkey. I intend to start work on the three Kings/ Wise Men / Magi whatever you want to call them and their camel.

When I stuffed the donkey I put some nuts (as in nuts and bolts) in his back feet and rear end and stuffed the body very firmly. He seems OK but is only just stable. However I could easily attach something behind his tail if it becomes a problem.

I will update when the next stage is done.

What is heavy but small and preferably has a hole in the middle?
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Silvercoconut · 13/10/2025 05:14

Cut open an old beanie baby type toy, and use the beads in that? Stitched into a little bag?

Blondeshavemorefun · 13/10/2025 04:47

cant beleive I’m discussing stuffing things up sheep’s bums at nearly 5am

if a pound coin worked can’t you slide into their bottom of their tummy under bum end

ps he’s rather cute 🐑🐑🐑

ChickpeaCauliflowerSalad · 13/10/2025 02:30

My list is growing for when you're ready to take orders!

a sheep
s donkey

& a baby Jesus (who is perfect as he is)

& :3 wise WOMEN (slightly more believable idea!)

UnctuousUnicorns · 11/10/2025 15:37

5foot5 · 11/10/2025 14:36

He was born well before the "Back to Sleep" campaign made us all aware that you should put your babies down on their backs, so Mary has put him down on his side I think and wrapped him up well.

Which is another way of saying this Jesus has no face. Or halo.

🤣

Aparecium · 11/10/2025 15:20

Weighted cord, like for curtain weights. You might even be able to thread some directly into the tail.

Needmorelego · 11/10/2025 15:06

5foot5 · 10/10/2025 23:51

Here he/she is propped up on my glass to stop him pitching forwards.

Are you sure she's not just been stealing your wine and is a bit drunk 😂😂
No advice I'm afraid but I just wanted to say your sheep is adorable 😍
(I hadn't seen your update....glad you found a solution. Baby Jesus is sooooo cute too)

CameForAVacationStayedForTheRevolution · 11/10/2025 15:02

limetrees32 · 11/10/2025 14:57

It was an idea I had for midwives to use as a teaching aid for suturing. But I can’t crochet. So someone I used to work with made them, amazingly great models, different colours for the different layers of muscle, etc, anatomically correct. Can be sutured over and over again as long as people are careful when cutting the stitches out.

WOW ,just WOW!

Sadly we no longer work together. She upped sticks and took her vulvas with her 😁😁😁😁

limetrees32 · 11/10/2025 14:57

It was an idea I had for midwives to use as a teaching aid for suturing. But I can’t crochet. So someone I used to work with made them, amazingly great models, different colours for the different layers of muscle, etc, anatomically correct. Can be sutured over and over again as long as people are careful when cutting the stitches out.

WOW ,just WOW!

CameForAVacationStayedForTheRevolution · 11/10/2025 14:50

5foot5 · 11/10/2025 09:22

I mean, crocheting one 3d vulva sounds eccentric, but she makes a habit of it? Pray tell us more...

It was an idea I had for midwives to use as a teaching aid for suturing. But I can’t crochet. So someone I used to work with made them, amazingly great models, different colours for the different layers of muscle, etc, anatomically correct. Can be sutured over and over again as long as people are careful when cutting the stitches out.

dullgreysky · 11/10/2025 14:49

Nice to see an uplifting thread for a change. I was going to suggest you crochet a bale of hay that he could be 'eating' to rest his hin on, but I see you have now solved your problem.

5foot5 · 11/10/2025 14:36

UnctuousUnicorns · 11/10/2025 14:03

Also, are you going to embroider a face on Baby Jesus, and give him a halo? 👼

He was born well before the "Back to Sleep" campaign made us all aware that you should put your babies down on their backs, so Mary has put him down on his side I think and wrapped him up well.

Which is another way of saying this Jesus has no face. Or halo.

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ScaryM0nster · 11/10/2025 14:33

Curtain weights inside a tail.

Or tye really little strong magents. Theyre dense.

Pixiedust1234 · 11/10/2025 14:29

5foot5 · 11/10/2025 00:49

Be patient. So far I have only got the baby Jesus and a wonky sheep. I still have all the other major characters to go. I will update as and when

Placemarking for the updates as your sheep is utterly adorable. My DD is learning to crochet so thank you for the pattern!

PumpkinSly · 11/10/2025 14:21

This thread has made me laugh!

SomethingAboutNothing · 11/10/2025 14:19

Aw OP he is perfect! Very cute.

For those asking about the vulva, my guess would be that it is a midwife. Its amazing the crocheted equipment you can find that is helpful for preparation for birth classes. A full crochet uterus, placenta, umbilical cord, and baby, and all connect to eachother!

BatshitCrazyWoman · 11/10/2025 14:11

I'm glad you solved your unbalanced sheep problem, OP. And he is absolutely gorgeous! I haven't crocheted for years, but I'm very tempted. Please come back with a pic of the whole nativity scene when you've finished it 🙂

UnctuousUnicorns · 11/10/2025 14:03

Also, are you going to embroider a face on Baby Jesus, and give him a halo? 👼

UnctuousUnicorns · 11/10/2025 14:02

Nice one, just a thought, would it still balance if you tacked the tail so that it hangs down? I've not seen a sticky out/up tail on a sheep, I don't think. Perhaps when it's taking a dump. Continuing the tone lowering...