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I failed my life in Britain mock test

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Britishfailure · 04/10/2025 21:24

So I am a European citizen who has lived in London for 3 decades married to a Brit and raised 2 children. I have been toying with the idea of citizenship I light
of the Reform “we want to deport you all” rhetoric.

I took the mock citizenship test tonight and scored 71% which was not enough to pass. However, I made my British DH and children take it too and I actually scored way higher than they did.

The test is honestly crazy. Questions about roast beef. Honestly so weird. I think I won’t bother becoming a British citizen as I really don’t like roast beef 😂

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Marchitectmummy · 06/10/2025 03:47

Britishfailure · 04/10/2025 21:45

I can easily study for it and pass it. That’s not my point. My point is most British people cannot pass it without studying for it, so it’s all a bit weird.

Obviously, that's because we all live our own small part of Britain. Where as you are asking for a generic permission, you may live anywhere in the UK and need to take the test. Someone who is born and bread in Yorkshire will know and live a different type of Britishness than someone in Cornwall.

The test is catch all rather than regional. Surely you would get the same in a test from your home country. We are a group of 4 counties, the test is catch all culture from those.

mathanxiety · 06/10/2025 01:29

Bumblebee72 · 05/10/2025 18:49

I got the roast beef question! It was which country is Roast Beef associated with , England, Wales, Scotland or Northern Ireland.

Weirdly, my Irish mum, my aunts on both sides, and both grannies used to do a lovely roast beef, some even with yorkshire pud, in Ireland.

Firefly1987 · 06/10/2025 00:48

It's 80% history from several centuries ago, barely anything current?! Although there was a music festival question I got wrong because I've never heard of there being a music festival called Creamfields! I really thought I was quintessentially British but I guess not 😔

persephonia · 06/10/2025 00:20

SkiAndTravelTheWorldWithMyDog · 05/10/2025 23:39

I got 58% then immediately redid it and got 100% so it is pretty easy to revise for.

I think the real test wouldn't be a repeat though. There's a very large number of possible questions/answers you would have to revise as you wouldn't know which was coming up in the final exam. So revisable, but quite time-consuming and somewhat pointless.

Zeroperspective · 05/10/2025 23:59

I am 43yrs old born in England and now live in Northern Ireland, apart from the odd weeks holiday I have not left the country so I am absolutely a British citizen by birth and have been here longer than you @Britishfailure. I say that not to sound like an arse but to agree and make your point that a % of citizens by birth may not pass the test without studying....

Your thread really piqued my interest so I decided to have a go at the test, I got 17 out of 24 so 71% however I absolutely guessed 3 of the answers and had no idea which of the options was correct and got lucky with picking the right answer so I guess my score is realistically 14 out of 24.

I see there are quite a number of mock tests so I didn't see the roast beef or the boaty mcboatface questions and I'd say there was only a couple of questions that made me think what on earth has this to do with being British? I struggled with the dates as history is really not my strong point but with revision if I had to take the test then I'm sure I'd learn these well enough to get the question right (and then completely forget the answers once the test was over!) I wonder if you got unlucky with the random set of questions you got being not really relevant? Although I get and agree with your point that surely all the questions should be relevant to being/becoming a British citizen

ThistleTits · 05/10/2025 23:55

@Britishfailure I only scored 79 and born and lived here all my life. Odd, random questions. They don't seem relevant to contributing to society.

SkiAndTravelTheWorldWithMyDog · 05/10/2025 23:39

I got 58% then immediately redid it and got 100% so it is pretty easy to revise for.

Objectrelations · 05/10/2025 22:22

I passed I got 80% it isn’t that hard

Britishfailure · 05/10/2025 22:18

EBearhug · 05/10/2025 22:14

You don't have to eat it. Plenty of vegetarians won't have. You just have to know it's a traditional dish, in the same way you could associate bratwurst or goulash or paella with particular countries.

Ofc I know and I didn’t fail this question.

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Britishfailure · 05/10/2025 22:17

Bumblebee72 · 05/10/2025 22:15

In which case your username is pretty apt. 😀

😂

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Bumblebee72 · 05/10/2025 22:15

Britishfailure · 05/10/2025 22:08

I have even lived here for 30 years and never eaten roast beef!!

In which case your username is pretty apt. 😀

Saveusename · 05/10/2025 22:14

Britishfailure · 05/10/2025 22:08

I have even lived here for 30 years and never eaten roast beef!!

Sure, many people don’t, but most know that roast beef, the traditional Sunday roast dinner, is quintessentially English.

EBearhug · 05/10/2025 22:14

Britishfailure · 05/10/2025 22:08

I have even lived here for 30 years and never eaten roast beef!!

You don't have to eat it. Plenty of vegetarians won't have. You just have to know it's a traditional dish, in the same way you could associate bratwurst or goulash or paella with particular countries.

TiredyMcTired · 05/10/2025 22:13

Britishfailure · 04/10/2025 21:45

I can easily study for it and pass it. That’s not my point. My point is most British people cannot pass it without studying for it, so it’s all a bit weird.

Well, I just did a mock test out of curiosity and passed. I didn’t study for it. I’m English, possibly I just have good general knowledge, there were a couple of questions I didn’t have a clue about. Most of the questions did make sense in terms of understanding cultural reference points in the UK.

Britishfailure · 05/10/2025 22:08

Saveusename · 05/10/2025 21:56

I really think the majority of British people would pass it. How can you have lived here for 30 years and not know about Boaty McBoatface or that roast beef is synonymous with England?

I have even lived here for 30 years and never eaten roast beef!!

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Bumblebee72 · 05/10/2025 22:00

Saveusename · 05/10/2025 21:56

I really think the majority of British people would pass it. How can you have lived here for 30 years and not know about Boaty McBoatface or that roast beef is synonymous with England?

But there questions I would guess a much lower percentage of people would know the answers to. Like the limit of the small claims court in Northern Ireland for example.

Saveusename · 05/10/2025 21:56

Britishfailure · 05/10/2025 20:02

I didn’t read the book, I just did the test. I am sure I can pass this test if I study for it. My point is more that this is a test which most British people cannot pass, so what’s the point of it?

A lot the responses I have had is that it shows that you are putting in the effort to become British by memorising mostly random facts totally irrelevant to life here, but you made the effort…

I really think the majority of British people would pass it. How can you have lived here for 30 years and not know about Boaty McBoatface or that roast beef is synonymous with England?

Bumblebee72 · 05/10/2025 21:48

Periperi2025 · 05/10/2025 18:58

But OP objected to the Boaty McBoatface question, so apparently not in her case!!

I think that is a valid fail. Boaty is the epitome of Britishness.

Algen · 05/10/2025 21:30

angela1952 · 05/10/2025 21:09

My husband had a man from the Far East working for him who had done his degree and professional qualifications here. One question was to name three Charles Dickens books (which I don't believe English schoolchildren have studied for years) and another was about the second verse of the National Anthem. I scored here as I learnt it in the Brownies in the 1960's but most people don't even know that there is a second verse.

I think knowing the second verse of the National Anthem is something that really does separate Brits from non-Brits.

Pretty much no British-born people know anything beyond the first verse.

angela1952 · 05/10/2025 21:09

My husband had a man from the Far East working for him who had done his degree and professional qualifications here. One question was to name three Charles Dickens books (which I don't believe English schoolchildren have studied for years) and another was about the second verse of the National Anthem. I scored here as I learnt it in the Brownies in the 1960's but most people don't even know that there is a second verse.

Britishfailure · 05/10/2025 20:43

Serpentstooth · 05/10/2025 20:36

I'm 73 and English, centuries of English ancestors. I fully expect I'd fail it too. You've been here longer than anywhere else, so you're British enough for most reasonable people to agree. All avenues of difference are being exploited by bad actors in politics. It's disgraceful and I'm ashamed of the lot of them. Kemi Baydenoch wants her own ICE squad? How shameful is that? Disgusting.

Thank you 🙏

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Serpentstooth · 05/10/2025 20:36

I'm 73 and English, centuries of English ancestors. I fully expect I'd fail it too. You've been here longer than anywhere else, so you're British enough for most reasonable people to agree. All avenues of difference are being exploited by bad actors in politics. It's disgraceful and I'm ashamed of the lot of them. Kemi Baydenoch wants her own ICE squad? How shameful is that? Disgusting.

Wildefish · 05/10/2025 20:24

Britishfailure · 04/10/2025 21:24

So I am a European citizen who has lived in London for 3 decades married to a Brit and raised 2 children. I have been toying with the idea of citizenship I light
of the Reform “we want to deport you all” rhetoric.

I took the mock citizenship test tonight and scored 71% which was not enough to pass. However, I made my British DH and children take it too and I actually scored way higher than they did.

The test is honestly crazy. Questions about roast beef. Honestly so weird. I think I won’t bother becoming a British citizen as I really don’t like roast beef 😂

I got 75% quite impressed as I failed all my exams when I was younger😂

Britishfailure · 05/10/2025 20:02

Ecrire · 05/10/2025 19:43

Did you read and memorise the book for the test and despite that still failed it?

I didn’t read the book, I just did the test. I am sure I can pass this test if I study for it. My point is more that this is a test which most British people cannot pass, so what’s the point of it?

A lot the responses I have had is that it shows that you are putting in the effort to become British by memorising mostly random facts totally irrelevant to life here, but you made the effort…

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Abominableday · 05/10/2025 19:49

How many people can memorise a book?

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