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I failed my life in Britain mock test

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Britishfailure · 04/10/2025 21:24

So I am a European citizen who has lived in London for 3 decades married to a Brit and raised 2 children. I have been toying with the idea of citizenship I light
of the Reform “we want to deport you all” rhetoric.

I took the mock citizenship test tonight and scored 71% which was not enough to pass. However, I made my British DH and children take it too and I actually scored way higher than they did.

The test is honestly crazy. Questions about roast beef. Honestly so weird. I think I won’t bother becoming a British citizen as I really don’t like roast beef 😂

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NamelessNancy · 04/10/2025 22:55

Maybe we should all have to sit it before being given our ballot paper?

NattyKnitter116 · 04/10/2025 22:53

Britishfailure · 04/10/2025 21:24

So I am a European citizen who has lived in London for 3 decades married to a Brit and raised 2 children. I have been toying with the idea of citizenship I light
of the Reform “we want to deport you all” rhetoric.

I took the mock citizenship test tonight and scored 71% which was not enough to pass. However, I made my British DH and children take it too and I actually scored way higher than they did.

The test is honestly crazy. Questions about roast beef. Honestly so weird. I think I won’t bother becoming a British citizen as I really don’t like roast beef 😂

Agree it’s a ridiculous and useless test. Also making people from English speaking countries do an English test. It’s all about the private agencies making money now, which would be palatable if they were half way competent in their decision making. I know someone who works in immigration removal and they say while the majority of people they escort are quite deserving of their removal and shouldn’t be here, a significant minority are distressing victims of home office incompetence.

Hiptothisjive · 04/10/2025 22:53

Britishfailure · 04/10/2025 21:35

the questions are so random. I think I did quite well with 71%, but kept thinking you have to be quite educated to pass this and you definitely hold foreigners to higher standard ms than you hold yourself.

No not really. You just have to buy and read rhe life in the UK test book. It’s all in there and pretty easy.

recordersaregreat · 04/10/2025 22:52

92% here, though I was lucky with some of the questions - like others, I knew which century Robert Warpole was prime minister, but couldn't have given his dates. I'm told it was a lot harder about 20 years ago - you really had to work to pass then, and there was a substantial book you had to memorise (as the friends taking it, all of whom had PhD's, pointed out)/

SleeplessInWherever · 04/10/2025 22:49

I’ve just tried 3 and didn’t get above 50% in any of them.

Lots of it seemed like things I learned 20 years ago in history and have evidently forgotten.

I’m not sure why having an encyclopaedic knowledge of all British history and legal events ever would be particularly helpful to being a British citizen or have any impact on your day to day life once you gained citizenship. Just seems like a colossal waste of time.

Arglefraster · 04/10/2025 22:48

I did & passed 3 tests.
I'm Scottish with very little English history knowledge & an inability to remember dates so I don't think they're very hard but are interestingly wide ranging -quite specific questions about not Christian religions surprised me.

OrangeSunsetSkies · 04/10/2025 22:48

I got 67%.

What tickled me was it was history history history then a random question about TV licenses.

Chiloop · 04/10/2025 22:47

I’ve done an equivalent test in another country, they’re essentially testing are you willing to put in a tiny bit of effort and go through the guidebooks/practice tests and can you speak the language good enough to do that. A good thing really. Like the driving theory, it’s just a case of putting the effort in and those that have passed would probably struggle without a bit of a refresher study.

Algen · 04/10/2025 22:46

Freda69 · 04/10/2025 22:44

I just did a practise test and got 92% - had to guess a couple of dates. Who knows when Robert Walpole became PM? And I’ve never heard of the Glorious Revolution! 1688 apparently. Born and bred (if we’re allowed to say that any more) here in 1954.
Some very random questions!

I have a vague recollection that the Glorious Revolution was something to do with William and Mary, but no real idea of its significance. Definitely wasn’t anything we covered in school.

Labraradabrador · 04/10/2025 22:46

The questions vary government to government - it becomes quite political. I think it is less about having a passing understanding of British life, and more showing your willingness to study arbitrary factoids. I took the test a few years ago, and made flash cards that I looked at a week in advance..

it is the same in other countries -my home country has a similar exam and there are regular articles on how few native born would actually pass the test.

KTheGrey · 04/10/2025 22:45

CherieBabySpliffUp · 04/10/2025 21:32

I dare say most Brits (born and bred) would fail the test.

There’s a handy site where you can do loads of mocks - me and my friend practised them with her spouse and they are very repetitive. Easy to pass if you just do a load of them.

zippydeedoo · 04/10/2025 22:44

zippydeedoo · 04/10/2025 22:37

I'm 48, born and raised in England. Just did the mock test, just to see what id get ...63% 🙈

Just done another.....same score.

One of the questions was "select two popular social network sites," !!

Another was "what can carry on be associated with"

I'm glad they've chosen the important questions 😂

Freda69 · 04/10/2025 22:44

I just did a practise test and got 92% - had to guess a couple of dates. Who knows when Robert Walpole became PM? And I’ve never heard of the Glorious Revolution! 1688 apparently. Born and bred (if we’re allowed to say that any more) here in 1954.
Some very random questions!

PrestonHood121 · 04/10/2025 22:43

Wait until you age out of the test being required to apply :)

Agapornis · 04/10/2025 22:43

I got 75% and I'm not British 🤷 People I know who have done the actual test do study for it. Questions vary from the reasonable to the absurd, I do wonder who the fuck they outsourced it to.

This made me laugh:
What is the name of the centrepiece to the Remembrance Day service located in Whitehall, London?
Cenotaph
Stonehenge
Grimsby
Scunthorpe

FourIsNewSix · 04/10/2025 22:42

I don't understand the outrage, many countries have tests like this.
The test is introducing some basic topics (institutions, some cultural references, paralympics to show that disabled people are valued members of the society) and testing combination of language skills, ability to learn and willingness to do so.

Moonmelodies · 04/10/2025 22:41

To be fair a lot of countries' citizenship tests have bizarre questions that equally baffle the natives. The Swiss one particularly springs to mind.

Americasfavouritefightingfrenchman · 04/10/2025 22:39

I got 92% on the first one. I didn’t know when Habeas Corpus became law (I mean I did vaguely but the answers are all within 10 years) and I chose Vikings as invading Britain after the Roman’s left, which I guess they did but not until later 😂
I’m going to try a few more but tend to think based on first one they don’t seem ludicrously hard and certainly stuff you could learn but that lots of people won’t remember the historic dates and won’t necessarily know details of the legal system.

ILikeBigBookssandIcannotlie · 04/10/2025 22:39

BIossomtoes · 04/10/2025 22:27

I just got 71%, born in the UK and lived here for 72 years. Some of those questions are insane - how does knowing Hitler invaded Poland prove Britishness ffs?

How does anyone not know that Hitler invaded Poland. I think my 8 year old would know answers like that . It only takes the tiniest bit of curiosity or interest to know the very basics of history

Northquit · 04/10/2025 22:38

Ki assume a certain amount of it is to ensure you can understand English and are prepared to put a bit of effort in.

The Wolverhampton taxi lot don't have to speak English and I have met one driver who doesn't speak any English.
Why?

sonjadog · 04/10/2025 22:38

I am not sure why Hitler invading Poland in 1939 is on a British citizenship test...

I got 75%, which I think is quite good for someone who has never lived an adult life in the UK.

TitsInAbsentia · 04/10/2025 22:37

71% but what a load of useless questions! Why would you learn half of that stuff or use it?

zippydeedoo · 04/10/2025 22:37

I'm 48, born and raised in England. Just did the mock test, just to see what id get ...63% 🙈

cardibach · 04/10/2025 22:37

IceLollyMolly · 04/10/2025 22:07

You have to study for it with the booklet and materials
My family and I passed with perfect scores in August.
But then we are brown. We will need those scores to convince Reform we are good immigrants.

It won’t convince them. Nothing you can do will convince them. They’re racist.

IsLarryFromSomething · 04/10/2025 22:36

I took it a few years ago when I got ILR. I had to study beforehand because I didn't know the square miles of Loch Lomond or all of the British Olympic medalists from the 70s and 80s. For about a month before the test, I did practice tests on the app on the bus to work, so about an hour a day. It only took me about 2 minutes to take the test and get a perfect score after that. It's mostly not questions related to actually living in the UK!

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