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Smear test - is it normal to find leaves and twigs?

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User748937744 · 01/10/2025 18:18

Ok, clickbait title - for a reason!

I am in my 40s and had my first smear test today. It was so fine and so quick and so painless and so straightforward and I wish I’d been brave enough to go for all the many years I’ve ignored the invitations!

Aibu to tell as many people as I can who might also never have gone to just do it?

I’ll happily go back next time I’m called.

I only went today because I’ve had some symptoms that were concerning.

It was so built up as something embarrassing and possibly painful in my head and it just wasn’t either.

Please, please go. You can always say you’re nervous and would like to be seen by someone really understanding.

OP posts:
Aloha2024 · 04/10/2025 23:14

Hollerationinthedancerieeee · 04/10/2025 21:55

It is done from the age of 25 here because cell changes are very common in younger women but cervical cancer is rare meaning that the chance of unnecessary treatment is higher and it can be harmful. Cell changes usually resolve in this age group. It used to be 20 here but the age was raised because the research showed screening at that age caused more harm than good. I do actually remember how many of my friends had further investigations before the change in age and it caused a huge amount of distress and potential issues with further pregnancy for those who ended up with shortened cervices. It’s about balancing the risks and benefits of screening. The HPV vaccine has also massively reduced the risk of high risk HPV in the younger ages groups.
https://ukhsa.blog.gov.uk/2014/04/28/what-is-the-right-age-for-cervical-screening/

The gap between tests is now five years for women who test negative for HPV because their chance of developing cancer within that timeframe is very low. Those with a positive HPV test are invited for more frequent screening.
https://news.cancerresearchuk.org/2025/06/10/nhs-england-changes-cervical-screening-to-every-5-years/

Are you telling me that girls potentially as young as ten, eleven and twelve are having yearly smear tests in your country after they start their periods?!

Hi,
yes, it is advised to be done every year since the first period. Not saying that it was a good experience, because it’s not and I freaked out of having to visit the dr. For the smear test. but this is how it is and how I’ve done. Not that I liked it. But after growing up I realised that I at least knew to to take care of myself. Thanks for the information, I will have a read at the articles you’ve sent. I am no expert to understand how bad they can be, but will certainly read what you sent for information :)
I’ve heard that it changed to 40 years old in the UK. I just hope that this is not too late for some women.

FluentOP · 04/10/2025 22:59

User748937744 · 01/10/2025 18:18

Ok, clickbait title - for a reason!

I am in my 40s and had my first smear test today. It was so fine and so quick and so painless and so straightforward and I wish I’d been brave enough to go for all the many years I’ve ignored the invitations!

Aibu to tell as many people as I can who might also never have gone to just do it?

I’ll happily go back next time I’m called.

I only went today because I’ve had some symptoms that were concerning.

It was so built up as something embarrassing and possibly painful in my head and it just wasn’t either.

Please, please go. You can always say you’re nervous and would like to be seen by someone really understanding.

Yes, spread the message. It’s so simple and could save lives. Hope your results are good.

Hollerationinthedancerieeee · 04/10/2025 21:55

Aloha2024 · 04/10/2025 20:19

Well, glad you did it, but to be honest it always shocked me that this is not an exam done as much as it should in women in this country. I’ve heard that they would make it available for women only after some sort of age here ( not sure if this is true)? Even more shocking !

in my country - South America, it’s done since the girl starts their period, and every single year. This is so normal that we get used to it and are always happy to follow up every year, it’s like going to the dentist.
I honestly can’t understand that in a first world like in the UK, we don’t have a strict heath care/ follow ups as we do in South America. I struggle having to chase my doctors and looking for results of exams and is so tiring ! Last exams I had to do 3 x because they kept missing my results and even after my medicines had changed, I still can see the same prescriptions available to be requested on my pharmacy and didn’t even ever received a letter or email telling me about the changes. It just shows How poorly is out NHS and the care system.
Well well, good you chose to do it and glad you are well :)
honestly we need to keep pushing for more women health in this country :)

It is done from the age of 25 here because cell changes are very common in younger women but cervical cancer is rare meaning that the chance of unnecessary treatment is higher and it can be harmful. Cell changes usually resolve in this age group. It used to be 20 here but the age was raised because the research showed screening at that age caused more harm than good. I do actually remember how many of my friends had further investigations before the change in age and it caused a huge amount of distress and potential issues with further pregnancy for those who ended up with shortened cervices. It’s about balancing the risks and benefits of screening. The HPV vaccine has also massively reduced the risk of high risk HPV in the younger ages groups.
https://ukhsa.blog.gov.uk/2014/04/28/what-is-the-right-age-for-cervical-screening/

The gap between tests is now five years for women who test negative for HPV because their chance of developing cancer within that timeframe is very low. Those with a positive HPV test are invited for more frequent screening.
https://news.cancerresearchuk.org/2025/06/10/nhs-england-changes-cervical-screening-to-every-5-years/

Are you telling me that girls potentially as young as ten, eleven and twelve are having yearly smear tests in your country after they start their periods?!

Another screening success story: England changes cervical screening to every 5 years - Cancer Research UK - Cancer News

We explain NHS England's move to invite people for cervical screening every five years instead of every three years.  

https://news.cancerresearchuk.org/2025/06/10/nhs-england-changes-cervical-screening-to-every-5-years/

SophW89 · 04/10/2025 21:49

I work at a hospital and the women's service offers them to staff. I have found having your legs in those stirrups makes a huge difference. I've had 3 with a practice nurse and they've been awful. My trust also offers gas and air which has been a godsend. I have a blood phobia and pretty much any medical examination or procedure causes me horrendous anxiety. But then, if I did get cancer i would need a hell of a lot of the things I'm scared of. Just have to take a deep breath and get on with it!

Havetogooutagain · 04/10/2025 21:28

Aloha2024 · 04/10/2025 20:19

Well, glad you did it, but to be honest it always shocked me that this is not an exam done as much as it should in women in this country. I’ve heard that they would make it available for women only after some sort of age here ( not sure if this is true)? Even more shocking !

in my country - South America, it’s done since the girl starts their period, and every single year. This is so normal that we get used to it and are always happy to follow up every year, it’s like going to the dentist.
I honestly can’t understand that in a first world like in the UK, we don’t have a strict heath care/ follow ups as we do in South America. I struggle having to chase my doctors and looking for results of exams and is so tiring ! Last exams I had to do 3 x because they kept missing my results and even after my medicines had changed, I still can see the same prescriptions available to be requested on my pharmacy and didn’t even ever received a letter or email telling me about the changes. It just shows How poorly is out NHS and the care system.
Well well, good you chose to do it and glad you are well :)
honestly we need to keep pushing for more women health in this country :)

Over-screening does more harm than good. Screening everyone every year is not recommended most places.

Chrissie1301 · 04/10/2025 21:19

I had the tests for some years relatively painlessly but have struggled with it post menopause and with dryness despite them using lots of lube.Finally, they were unable to do it for the pain it caused.BUT, there is now a postal version you can do yourself at home. It is gradually being rolled out on NHS , for everyone in a few areas and for scared women in others. I did it at home, very very easy and painless. I then received a lengthy and detailed report by post with recommendations of any necessary next steps. I was ok thankfully. I would recommend googling this for anyone who finds the test painful if performed at a clinic.

BarilynBordeaux · 04/10/2025 21:12

I have a tilted cervix and was told to ball both fists and put them under the small of my back to get it in the right position. Had made a world of difference.

Lovetosurf · 04/10/2025 20:57

Sadforcavtoo · 04/10/2025 20:26

I am late perimenopausal & had a smear a few months ago. It wasn’t painful at all & over in minutes so please go

For some balance to above...

I had no issues with them myself when younger, but I can understand that that's not the case for all women and they can be emotionally and or physically painful for all kinds of reasons.

I'm late 50s, post-menopausal, using HRT patches and Estriol. My last one was hell, after the nurse started 'cranking' the speculum, so much so that I asked her to stop after two attempts. No amount of deep breathing etc was going to help. I was in physical pain, felt violated and emotionally quite distressed.
(I had a trans-vaginal ultrasound a few weeks after with no issues at all).

I decided to do an at home HPV test in lieu of the smear and will do this from now on. If I get a positive HPV in future I will request to be seen at Colposcopy/GUM clinic for further testing - not the GP surgery.

Sadforcavtoo · 04/10/2025 20:26

DrCoconut · 01/10/2025 19:16

I've never had a problem in the past but things are not the same as they were at my last appointment due to perimenopause and being long term single. I am incredibly worried about having to go again and I've had a letter telling me it's time.

I am late perimenopausal & had a smear a few months ago. It wasn’t painful at all & over in minutes so please go

Askingforafriendtoday · 04/10/2025 20:21

Namechangerage · 04/10/2025 19:00

It’s to get someone to click on it because it’s intriguing. If it just said “Book your smear test” the people who usually avoid such things would never click on it.

it’s obvious to me but maybe I’m the weird one 🤣

Ah, I see, thanks!

Aloha2024 · 04/10/2025 20:19

Holluschickie · 01/10/2025 18:21

You really don't need that title to convince women.

Well, glad you did it, but to be honest it always shocked me that this is not an exam done as much as it should in women in this country. I’ve heard that they would make it available for women only after some sort of age here ( not sure if this is true)? Even more shocking !

in my country - South America, it’s done since the girl starts their period, and every single year. This is so normal that we get used to it and are always happy to follow up every year, it’s like going to the dentist.
I honestly can’t understand that in a first world like in the UK, we don’t have a strict heath care/ follow ups as we do in South America. I struggle having to chase my doctors and looking for results of exams and is so tiring ! Last exams I had to do 3 x because they kept missing my results and even after my medicines had changed, I still can see the same prescriptions available to be requested on my pharmacy and didn’t even ever received a letter or email telling me about the changes. It just shows How poorly is out NHS and the care system.
Well well, good you chose to do it and glad you are well :)
honestly we need to keep pushing for more women health in this country :)

MightyDandelionEsq · 04/10/2025 20:00

springtimemagic · 04/10/2025 19:29

i don’t get it. It’s not sore in the slightest for me. I’ve had loads of them. Genuine question, how do people have sex if they find a smear test painful?

That’s like asking how r*pe is painful if you’re sexually active. What an ignorant comment.

MightyDandelionEsq · 04/10/2025 19:57

Maybe mind your business.

Some women suffer with abuse trauma (sexual and physical) and vaginismus and don’t need you gloating that you’re able to have it done and it was effortless for you.

I met many women like you during my life and even more in the medical world as I navigated pregnancy and post partum. I can’t just ‘get it done’.

We’ve read the literature. We’ve had the message slammed down our throats. If rates are down then it needs a different tact. I welcome the new HPV swab instead of an invasive root around where cells are chucked if they’re not HPV positive.

Sod. Off.

katepilar · 04/10/2025 19:53

springtimemagic · 04/10/2025 19:29

i don’t get it. It’s not sore in the slightest for me. I’ve had loads of them. Genuine question, how do people have sex if they find a smear test painful?

Having sex is somewhat different to having a smear test. We are designed to have sex but not to have metal or plastic objects inserted by strangers. Also, during sex, you dont have anything prodding inside your cervix.

MollyMollyMandy33 · 04/10/2025 19:47

JonnieSeagull · 03/10/2025 09:26

if you have had previous issues then you need a full test as the cells will be looked at. If you haven’t had previous issues AND you are found to be HPV positive, then it could be argued the process is faster as the cells can be looked at immediately.

Now, as I posted upthread, some people claim there is a benefit in a health professional doing this as they may spot something else. I’m not buying this one. In my lifetime of experience probably 10 smears perhaps more before I stopped going, when the smear was done easily it was super quick. When it wasn’t, the extra time was all about getting the sample. there was no pelvic exam or check of the vulva. The staff who do these tests are trained in the sample taking procedure. Whilst they may spot a gross problem, they do not have years of gynaecological experience where they will have been purposely exposed to rare or seldom seen conditions.

I can no longer have smears. I have seen two gynaecologists. One laughed at the idea of NOT having a smear being an issue and said the chances of cervical cancer are tiny. The other thought this was a serious problem and recommend a smear under GA. Which kind of blows my mind as GA comes with its own risk factors. Yes, not BIG risk factors but the same can be said about cervical
cancer.

I’ve been a specialist nurse who has performed cervical screening. There absolutely can be additional value in having a test. Whilst we don’t do a pelvic exam per se, there are certain conditions, lumps, bumps, discharge and skin changes etc that we do spot whilst doing the test itself. Many of these will be of no consequence or easily treated, but there are occasions when we note something that needs urgent follow up.
We obviously see the vulva, perineum and cervix close up as part of performing the screening; it doesn’t need a lot of extra poking about. If I note something, I’d have a closer look, or with the woman’s consent, possibly ask someone else to if this was available or signpost to her GP. This is rare, but it does happen.
Obviously it will vary by clinician, but specialist and practice nurses often have years of clinical experience and significant additional training and are very competent. Common gyne conditions and findings are often covered as part of training for roles like this. Nurses performing exams like this would know what a health vulva and cervix etc like.

katepilar · 04/10/2025 19:47

Oaktreet · 04/10/2025 19:36

Eugh how gross, them commenting, "you can tell you've never given birth". Whether you have children or not is personal information, not something to be guessed by the state of your vagina. So unprofessional.

From what I am reading you can tell by the cervix if a woman had given birth. Its got a different shape of that little hole.

Rosscameasdoody · 04/10/2025 19:46

Theresabatinmykitchen · 04/10/2025 19:41

No need to get all defensive with me, take it up with the NHS.

Not being defensive at all. I had a good outcome. And excellent, prompt and appropriate NHS treatment. Seemingly a rarity on MN.

Twilight7777 · 04/10/2025 19:44

some of us didn’t have that experience. Mine are very painful.

Theresabatinmykitchen · 04/10/2025 19:41

No need to get all defensive with me, take it up with the NHS.

Rosscameasdoody · 04/10/2025 19:39

Theresabatinmykitchen · 04/10/2025 19:31

You are probably one of the 1300 a year whose life it’s saved, however 4000 women a year who had screening have been diagnosed with cancer which would never become life threatening so these women have mastectomies, chemotherapy, radiotherapy etc. unnecessarily. It’s all posted upthread if you want to read it, all in the NHS leaflet that is sent out to women when their screening is due.

I read it. Glad it didn’t stop me from going for the screening because I’d likely be dead now. Instead I’m one of the 1300 still here because I don’t let statistics dictate how much I value my life. In the absence of any other method of discovering the various cancers which don’t present with lumps and don’t cause a problem until they’re well advanced, what would you suggest ?

Oaktreet · 04/10/2025 19:36

Deeprug · 01/10/2025 19:12

They have started being so fucking rude to me the last few times. Commenting how they can tell I've never given birth, asking if I'm sexually active, asking for the virgin speculum or whatever piece it is. Its just so shit. Just insinuating that they can't get it in. Ive just started crying through them now and lo and behold I'm now 6 months overdue as I can't figure out how to do it all again. I mean, I will, but probably need to get shagging first, hey?

Eugh how gross, them commenting, "you can tell you've never given birth". Whether you have children or not is personal information, not something to be guessed by the state of your vagina. So unprofessional.

Theresabatinmykitchen · 04/10/2025 19:34

From the NHS, I’ve already posted this on this thread.

Smear test - is it normal to find leaves and twigs?
Theresabatinmykitchen · 04/10/2025 19:31

Rosscameasdoody · 04/10/2025 19:04

What’s the problem with breast cancer screening. I’m not being facetious- I’m asking out of genuine interest speaking as someone who had a 13cm lobular tumour diagnosed at routine mammogram, and which, had it not been for that screening, I would never have known was there, and would ultimately have killed me had it gone undiagnosed. When I had my mastectomy earlier this year, the ward was full of women who had had similar experiences. So I’d really like to know what research made you decide against it.

Edited

You are probably one of the 1300 a year whose life it’s saved, however 4000 women a year who had screening have been diagnosed with cancer which would never become life threatening so these women have mastectomies, chemotherapy, radiotherapy etc. unnecessarily. It’s all posted upthread if you want to read it, all in the NHS leaflet that is sent out to women when their screening is due.

springtimemagic · 04/10/2025 19:29

Devilsmommy · 01/10/2025 18:51

I went for my first one at 38 and it was painful as fuck so that's the one and only time I'm doing that😅 yours sounds way worse than even mine was, it's annoying when women say oh it doesn't hurt it's amazing. Yeah fucking right🙄

i don’t get it. It’s not sore in the slightest for me. I’ve had loads of them. Genuine question, how do people have sex if they find a smear test painful?

katepilar · 04/10/2025 19:20

Ilikesundays · 04/10/2025 19:02

Mine was also incredibly painful - done by female GP. And when the results arrived they said I needed to have it re-done as it hadn’t been done properly and there weren’t any cervical cells in the sample. Protested to the receptionist who said, “Oh well, you should have had it done by the practice nurse. Dr C’s tests are always useless”.

I keep being surprised reading the stories some of you have.
I personally think that its so painful because the way its done in the UK . Unless I am mistaken (all) other European countries do them properly at a gynae office. Why cant the UK have proper gynaecological care for women?