To be in tears about what Billy Crystal said?

@Mummylovesmonkeys a couple of months ago I (very loudly apparently) threw The Dickhead Donald out of my house for hanging his wet socks up to dry on the top of my doors, and that very unhappy looking wife of his just gave one of her enigmatic grimaces and walked out behind him dressed like Jackie O.... 🤣

Next time, call me. I defeated John Simm, The Master, without breaking a sweat. Crystal? Ha! no problem.

Consider yourself fairly fortunate to have escaped with a snippy Billy Crystal.. I have never recovered from the complete roasting I got from Bill Clinton many years ago for propositioning HIM in the Oval Office. Incandescent with rage he was.. and tearing at the walls looking for the security cameras I was going to use to entrap him with.

The Oval Office desktop was surprisingly comfy though .. twas padded with some sort of green leather for me to slither all over in my femme-fatale come-hither way.
(Then my DH turned up and told me to stop slithering , pull myself together and leave Bill alone) I was pretty cross as was in some new kind of spy job .. and needed to get Bill compromised. Bloody DH lost me my job . Bastard never apologised . Probably a democrat. (Although we live in Sussex ) 😂…

Poor Billy's house burned down in the California wildfires earlier this year, @AnastasiaBeeverhausen. So perhaps you should cut him a break. His dream self is probably still a tad testy after everything that's gone on.

I'm sure your casserole was delicious and he didn't mean to swipe your seat.

I'm with Billy on this.

But I still think you should LTB.

Elvis once took me for a ride on the back of his motorbike. He was still slender and sexy: it was before he overdid the fried peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He wore all the leathers and drove very confidently. Then he turned off the track into some caves, roared through these - and left me there. I don't know to this day how I got out or where he went. I've never been a big Elvis fan, and was even less of one after that.

Ed Gamble appeared in my dream last night, completely naked (he assured me it was for some sort of film role) and proceeded to squat down

So sorry Billy was mean. You should hang out with Will Smith instead. I spent time with him recently when I bumped into him trying on jeans in River Island. He was walking around the shop in his socks modelling the jeans for me (and maybe his wife was there / mute on the sidelines).
in real life I now consider us friends

Anastasia, as in Russian royalty. Beaverhausen, as in, where the beaver live.

I don't know about Billy's behaviour, but I had a very vivid dream that left me in no doubt that James Garner (of The Rockford Files) is absolute dynamite in bed, and in a number of other places around the house for that matter!!

I had a dream around the time Oasis were planning their reunion concert.

I was having a dinner party and Noel and his mum were sitting chatting away at the table with me. There was a hot tub in the corner of the dining room and a fully-clothed (no funny business) Liam was sitting in it amongst the crockery, happily washing the dishes with a little mop and admiring my Denby service.

It was a really lovely, relaxed occasion, I remember.

That’s when I usually have them too! I get up for a pee at 5 or 6 go back to sleep & dream all sorts of weird stuff! This morning I dreamt I was a a student midwife & all the patients were in a ward labouring & I was running from one to another while the actual midwives sat in the staff room drinking tea! Then my niece turned up as a patient! There was no privacy they were all just on beds, no curtains or anything! I was drenched in sweat when I woke up!

She was breathing, so definitely his type.

I went to Budleigh Salterton this summer after seeing a beautiful photo of it, and walked along the beach. It wasn't as nice as I expected. Also, on 28th July, part of the cliff collapsed onto the beach and some sunbathers were lucky not to be buried.

So I think the Wise Woman is indeed wise and you should probably heed her advice.

Well at least my crush was only a dream!!

I'm sure he may be very nice, but he's not exactly my normal hot crush material 😂

You acted for all of us. 🏆

Good idea! They’re all so damn depressing anyway.

I would stop reading Thomas Hardy novels for a start.

@DontBuyANewMumCashmere

I used to have a bit of a crush on Gordon Brown.

Very early in our relationship, my boyfriend turned in his sleep and punched me in the chest. He was trying to escape from attackers in a nightmare. I was most offended. He was gutted when I told him in the morning, and I was still feeling resentful. He apologised over and over again, really upset.

After 20+ years of happy marriage, I remind him of this occasionally if he criticises me about anything! It works every time.

LTB (leave the Billy)

I met him in the early 90s when they were still in opposition and let me tell you he had something about him. And a magnificent head of hair.

I just very slightly mistyped “something” then and my phone autocorrected it to honeybun which is a word I’ve never used before so perhaps my phone agrees with me about Gordon Brown.

🤢🤢🤢

Jason Donovan isn't as nice as he makes out.

Last week I told my boss to shove her job and was told I had to have a meeting and could bring a representative in with me. Jason refused as he was too busy going out for lunch with my sister!