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snurtifier · 28/09/2025 22:14

I'm trying to persuade my care robot to let me have a glass of wine, still struggling to get used to the taste of locust burgers. Apparently I don't have enough social credit since it overheard me being rude about the CCCP. Never mind, I'm glued to Elon Musk's live stream from Mars. Who knew that building a whites-only city in space would be so hard, eh.

What are you up to?

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Annoyeddd · 28/09/2025 22:26

Still waiting to see if Wills and Harry will ever speak to one another - not

Jigglypuff33 · 28/09/2025 22:26

Also hopefully dead.

LaurieFairyCake · 28/09/2025 22:24

We’ll ALL be dead at the way the worlds going

or we could have figured out we actually are living in the Matrix as loads of scientists now think we are living in a simulation. Fuck.

tryingtobesogood · 28/09/2025 22:21

BeMellowAquaSquid · 28/09/2025 22:20

I’ve just been to DFS and can confirm the sale is still on.

😂😂

InterestedDad37 · 28/09/2025 22:20

Walking through the woods marveling at the Autumn colours. Get home by jetpack. Greeted by robo-dog.

BeMellowAquaSquid · 28/09/2025 22:20

I’ve just been to DFS and can confirm the sale is still on.

GarlicBreadStan · 28/09/2025 22:18

spicetails · 28/09/2025 22:14

Hopefully I’m dead.

I was thinking the same thing 😂 I'm terrified of dying but I also can't wait to be off of this planet

spicetails · 28/09/2025 22:14

Hopefully I’m dead.

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