(Tongue firmly in cheek before anyone goes fully Deborah Meaden on me)
Introducing- ChinHairBnB.
You’re walking along, minding your own business, when your hand brushes your chin and you discover a wiry little bastard of a hair that’s apparently grown within seconds because it definitely wasn’t there when you looked in the mirror this morning.
Enter ChinHairBnB: the world’s first emergency chin-hair removal network.
Our hosts display the logo outside their home. A passing peri- or menopausal woman in follicular crisis can knock, hand over a small fee, and be granted access to a sterilised pair of tweezers. Job done. Dignity restored.
Look, I’m not saying this will be the biggest business in the world, but it’ll surely make top ten, right?
(Logo will take a while to appear- worth it though cos it’s amazing).