DH and I are away for the first time in two years and I’m already wishing I didn’t bother.
He had the aisle seat on the flight over. One of the air stewardesses accidentally brushed against him and said sorry. He says ‘don’t you worry darling, that’s the most action I’ve had in years’ and she awkwardly smiled.
I told him (when she was out of ear shot) that he should not have said that and he basically laughed at me and said something about what man wouldn’t appreciate a nice arse in his face.
So, there has been a bit of an atmosphere since we landed and he’s accusing me of trying to ruin the holiday, which is a bloody cheek as far as I’m concerned!!