Workman did a giant poo in my downstairs toilet and it won't go.

OMG winner of most disgusting post ever😂
I really don't know what I would do. Boiling water?? Bleach?? What a filthy git.

You need to break up the giant poo. I would not use water from height, it will splash. Use an old knife or stick which you will them get rid off.

Not everyone can control when they need to poo, but he really ought to have broken it up himself. Maybe he did not look to see that it didn't go down?

OP, did you not notice that the guy who started the day looking like he weighed 15 stone went home weighing more like 10 stone. That was a brown flag right there.

If you can't shift it, you can always sell up and use it as a marketing feature:

"The downstairs cloakroom comes with a top of the range tradesman's turd preinstalled. This magnificent specimen has beefy top notes and hints of chilli towards the end of a long inhalation. Viewing is a must"

If you can't get rid or get a sale, I recommend a lot of fire and an insurance claim.

Oh yuck! I hope it goes down. A delivery driver asked to use our loo the other day, inside I did think "oh no" but thankfully he was so quick it must have just been a wee but he would only have been at ours a minute tops!

Personally I would avoid pooping in someone else's house. Why couldn't he use the local supermarket loos or whatever.

I remember being a teen babysitting. I needed the loo and it wouldn't go down. In the end I had to get it out with toilet paper and it went down another loo. Embarrassing but they never knew about it and I couldn't have left it! Not sure I could do that with some strangers though.

I have a teenage son (who produces insanely massive unflushable turds). We have just one WC in the house (not great). Things that work:
-flush as you shit (I realise it is too late for this life hack!)
-pour bucket of water in to bog whilst you flush
-fairy liquid/bleach
-plunger (but be careful of splash back)

I didn't know soda crystals help! Wow, you learn something new every day! I'll pass that hack on to my son.

Good luck OP...

Or a mashie, a type of golf club.

So what happened @Poodlelove

and do you love poodles or poo 😂😂

Strange how topics like this see years of female equality fly out of the window, suddenly the little woman can't deal with a nasty problem and needs a Man! (My late MIL would always say that word with a capital letter.)

My partner in his young adulthood did a huge unflushable turd whilst visiting family up in Scotland. He had to be ingenious and pull a taxi card from his wallet to cut it up.
Hence forth a big poo became known as a "Taxi Card Poo"

Soda crystals- they. Real down organic matter quickly. And maybe hot water, feel sick now. Good much.

My husband has this problem due to medicine. If you have wooden skewers you or your husband can break it up and have the poop flush. So sorry.

OP why on Earth did you leave this for your husband?

I would be deeply unimpressed if DP had been in the house with a giant turd all day and saved it for me to deal with.

Are you sure it wasn't the contents of the cat litter box?

I’m reminded of the time we came back from a few days away and found the cat sitter (not our usual one!) had left a big turd in the toilet. Not a toilet clogging leviathan but still pretty big. I flushed it but then realised…there was no toilet paper in there.

Did she just not wipe? Did she use our shower and towels? Did she wipe and shove the dirty paper in her handbag?

It is a mystery :iiam:

I need a diagram.

This thread needs pics.

What is wrong with people? A bit of self control and a flush at half time would have worked wonders.

Fill a bucket with water. Pour quickly from a height. Repeat if first bucket doesn't fully get rid of it. Very easy to do.

You need a shit knife…..slice in half. Job done😂

I find just a lot of water - and I mean buckets of it - does the job when my DS (a child!) does poos of this nature.

Why does your DH have to deal with the giant turd? Steel yourself! Here's another way. Wrap a freezer bag round tyhe loo brush and squash it into a few smaller pieces. Then wrap a second freezer bag onto the loo bush, remove both of them and put them in the outside bin.

You need to flush and at the same time give it a firm push with the loo brush to help it over the back of the u bend.

@Elbowpatch ”for extra drama”! I can’t stop laughing!!!!!!!

yup. Winking and poking its tongue out going nah nah na naaa naaaa 😂💩

😂😂