Just picturing having Trump as a house guest ...

Personally, I think it is all completely self-serving and not “taking one for the team” one bit.

They are rolling out the red carpet with all this pomp, ceremony and fawning to try and stop Trump from declassifying info on Andrew and Epstein.

I also agree with a PP, I think they all have a lot in common and probably are getting on like a house on fire.

I've read this too- well done steak with a wedge of iceberg lettuce and ranch dressing is your standard state dinner at the White House. And he loves his McDonalds. I would love to know if he ate his "British' dinner and what was served.

Mind you, even Obama travelled with a few litres of his blood type so who knows what the wacky one insists on!

I thought the hat picture was a joke! But it wasn’t 😮😂
I’m going to have to print this off

Yes, or like with Truss, “ Back again? Dear oh dear” 😆

This is hilarious! I was at Windsor Castle last week (just on a tour, not as a guest of the Royals!) and I was fascinated watching it today as I could recognise most of the areas shown on television. Last week, the china had been taken out of the display area in readiness for tonight's banquet. I imagine that the King and Queen would just laugh at him behind his back, Do you remember on his last visit that Camilla turned to the cameras and winked at the journalists once Trump had walked on ahead of her. I bet she has quite a sense of humour.

I'm not great fan of royalty but at least the king knows to button his jacket when he is standing.

And these pictures made me chuckle - his expressions, and The Hat (™️ pending).

Expect Trump has asked Charles if he wants him to have a word with Harry. Or chuck him out re the visa thing. If Trump gets a Royal Christmas invite, we will know why:)

Trump will either go to bed early or stay up all.night texting musk and asking if he's jealous.

Yes I had the same thoughts, earnt their £ tonight!.

I have heard many times on Reddit from impeccable sources that he smells of poo.

Quite often they mention diaper too.

Laundry bills will be huge - fake tan everywhere, his pee fetish, and there'll be skidmarks all over the sheets and duvet too - repulsive man he is 🤢

Bet he just eats chicken nuggets and popcorn. His stomach won't have seen a vegetable in decades. And that will have entered through the rear end end 🤢

DH and I have been laughing at the dinner he was given tonight, we are convinced they were trolling him. (Look up the menu for the banquet). All that pomp for a piece of chicken (wrapped in courgette, who does that?) and vanilla ice cream for pud. It was noticeably underwhelming and reminded me of a makeshift Tuesday night scramble with whatever you happen to have in the fridge.

If they wanted to impress him surely some Scottish venison (his mother was Scottish) with wild berry compote, a traditional English pudding and a fabulous British cheese plate with Bath Olivers? (Well that would impress me, the chicken dish and ice cream not so much. DH said he would have left if he'd been served this supper and ordered a Deliveroo to his room).

(think we have thought about this too much, its been a tiring day!)

Could be worse i guess . 💩

I thought Camilla was trying to get out of it when she was ill earlier in the week. Fair play to her for turning up.

She strikes me as a bit of a giggler, and I wouldn't mind betting that she has a hard time keeping a straight face at times. And I reckon she and Charles both rip the piss out of their guests afterwards. How could anyone blame them.

Whoever decided to release the lampshade photo clearly had a sense of humour.

If the papers are to be believed, not only does Melania have a separate “suite” from him, but he also brings his own bed linen - Palace staff joked it was so he wouldn’t get fake tan all over the royal sheets. (Daily Express “Donald and Melania Trump's unusual sleeping arrangement during their stay at Windsor Castle has been revealed by insiders. The US President reportedly sleep in a separate suite to his wife while in the UK for a state visit, with the couple also sleeping in their own sheets carried over the Atlantic.)

No

I don't think he would.
Are you planning on hiring a nanny to help him?

Grow up

Doesn't he officially get someone else to do that all over him?

I read somewhere that he doesn’t drink alcohol but does have well done steak along with a Coke (coca cola) very often. I don’t think he troubles salad and veg very much.

Unlikely. I bet they'd just love to be there, with the status and the glamour. Dressed up meeting all the VIPs and celebrities, having an amazing banquet.
Proper, elegant floral displays, as well. Such a stunning event.

If I dream of Trump’s arse products tonight I’m holding you all responsible 😂

I imagine they’re really lumpy too.

<Im not sure why l imagine this! It’s a difficult image😁)

He’s definitely one of those guys that takes about 2 hours to poo and then leaves skid marks and a very bad smell.

Not even just any old Dems @Brokentri Crooked Hilary and sleepy Joe.

I wonder if they are flying across the American versions of things we get here. Coke might be the same but other sweets are different because of different law on additives. Oh and of course perfect skies so the secret service can establish the link for tweeting or the truth social stuff. Make sure the food is insta perfect.

Do we have any armour so Trump can pretend to be a knight?