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Just picturing having Trump as a house guest ...

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Laiste · 17/09/2025 21:12

Can imagine the scene last night in Windsor Castle. Glum faces at dinner.
''God this time tomorrow he'll be here ...''

Or maybe not!? Maybe he's great?

I wonder if he brings his own hairdresser along with him ?

I wonder if he's a happy morning person or if he has breakfast in his room?

Does everyone have to sit about downstairs and wait for him to come down?

😀

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ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 18/09/2025 20:40

IstillloveKingThistle · 18/09/2025 20:39

Oh so funny 😬👍🙄

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IstillloveKingThistle · 18/09/2025 20:39

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 18/09/2025 20:33

They are probably orange ones though.

Trumpy has orange balls.

Like 2 little clementines.

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Oh so funny 😬👍🙄

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 18/09/2025 20:35

Marmaladelover · 18/09/2025 20:32

I think they said the same about Hitler ……

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Ha ha! I was going to make a little ditty about this. I got so far but got stuck on the last line!

derxa · 18/09/2025 20:34

I think the poo troll is marauding through Mumsnet again.

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 18/09/2025 20:33

IstillloveKingThistle · 18/09/2025 20:24

Oh my word. What a hilarious thread 🙄🤥

Say what you like… at least has a pair of balls and takes no fucking prisoners or bullshit.

For this, I commend him.

They are probably orange ones though.

Trumpy has orange balls.

Like 2 little clementines.

deeahgwitch · 18/09/2025 20:32

AutumnChild99 · 17/09/2025 21:42

Harry and Meghan are having a glass of wine in their home in California going 'yep, we made the right choice'

I don’t think so.
Well he might.

Marmaladelover · 18/09/2025 20:32

IstillloveKingThistle · 18/09/2025 20:24

Oh my word. What a hilarious thread 🙄🤥

Say what you like… at least has a pair of balls and takes no fucking prisoners or bullshit.

For this, I commend him.

I think they said the same about Hitler ……

Buttonmoon45 · 18/09/2025 20:30

Probably a respectful guest, definitely interesting with more about him than some of the pompous, twee frustrated trouts posting on here.

scalt · 18/09/2025 20:29

Is it Trump? I thought it was Boris Johnson in a different wig.

Asunciondeflata · 18/09/2025 20:28

GetaitdownyouLove · 18/09/2025 20:19

I think there are pictures online of him with marks on his pants/smells next to people, or so I have heard, loose bowels. That part is not his fault.

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Surely that would be very problematic for a President? Wouldn't he get medical help to prevent such embarrassment?

IstillloveKingThistle · 18/09/2025 20:24

Oh my word. What a hilarious thread 🙄🤥

Say what you like… at least has a pair of balls and takes no fucking prisoners or bullshit.

For this, I commend him.

GetaitdownyouLove · 18/09/2025 20:19

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 18/09/2025 20:03

Because it amuses us as we are infantile.

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I think there are pictures online of him with marks on his pants/smells next to people, or so I have heard, loose bowels. That part is not his fault.

Buttonmoon45 · 18/09/2025 20:18

user1471538283 · 18/09/2025 19:04

All I could think of was the smell. Apparently he is doubly incontinent and really smells ...

I think it was creepy Joe that wore the nappies

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 18/09/2025 20:03

derxa · 18/09/2025 19:57

Why do people keep making these disgusting allegations.

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Because it amuses us as we are infantile.

Asunciondeflata · 18/09/2025 20:02

derxa · 18/09/2025 19:57

Why do people keep making these disgusting allegations.

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Yes, I was thinking the same. So much relating to toilet issues on this thread. Surely if he was doubly incontinent, it would be apparent?
I've never heard this claim before.

GetaitdownyouLove · 18/09/2025 20:01

Mewling · 17/09/2025 21:14

Leaves fake tan all over the sheets.

I was going to say this, along with smears on every surface known to man. I suspect a spare toupee or two hidden around as well for safe keeping!

Asunciondeflata · 18/09/2025 20:00

AnOldCynic · 18/09/2025 19:51

In the run up I’d be practicing my non-smirking face constantly. Either that or I’d have to do what I did when DC was small and would do things like swearing completely inappropriately. I’d have to turn my back to stop laughing before turning round again with my straight face.

Why would you swear completely inappropriately when your children were small? Do you mean when they were out of earshot?

derxa · 18/09/2025 19:57

user1471538283 · 18/09/2025 19:04

All I could think of was the smell. Apparently he is doubly incontinent and really smells ...

Why do people keep making these disgusting allegations.

AnOldCynic · 18/09/2025 19:51

In the run up I’d be practicing my non-smirking face constantly. Either that or I’d have to do what I did when DC was small and would do things like swearing completely inappropriately. I’d have to turn my back to stop laughing before turning round again with my straight face.

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 18/09/2025 19:46

user1471538283 · 18/09/2025 19:04

All I could think of was the smell. Apparently he is doubly incontinent and really smells ...

Ugh.

How do you know this?🤮

Beebumble2 · 18/09/2025 19:07

I expect he’s overawed by th history of Windsor Castle, so I’d have put him up in the oldest, creepiest bedroom. Including a four poster from 17 th century and privy..

EveryDayisFriday · 18/09/2025 19:06

And I suspect Catherine would be excellent at handling toddlers so she got the short straw. She would be the perfect elegant tonic.

user1471538283 · 18/09/2025 19:04

All I could think of was the smell. Apparently he is doubly incontinent and really smells ...

EveryDayisFriday · 18/09/2025 19:04

Melania is dreading that she may have to share a bed with him for the first time in decades.

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Laiste · 18/09/2025 19:02

Re: Catherine being nearer than Camilla - maybe he's said something to piss her off in the past?

Maybe Catherine just fancied the challenge ? 🤣

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