What the in the entire F are they doing with it?!

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Lex345 · 17/09/2025 20:40

Toilet roll.

I don't buy-excuse the pun-shit toilet roll. I buy the decent stuff, that's rolled out and on by puppies, or bounced on by Koalas, or chased around by kittens, or some other cutesy advertising rubbish that "justifies" the price.

THREE FUCKING ROLLS OF IT IN ONE DAY!!! And of course, NO ONE else could possibly think to change it when it is empty...nooooo, we will leave the saddest looking shred of macerated tissue perilously dangling off the barren brown roll until Mum does it.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH IT?!?

Writing poetry? Origami? Making some kind of elaborate early Hallowe'en costume?

Are they selling it on the black market?!

Light hearted thread. Ish.

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shellyleppard · 17/09/2025 20:56

Also it gets delivered so no having to run to the shops every few days for a restock.... the biggest plus point for me

shellyleppard · 17/09/2025 20:55

I buy the bumboo toilet roll.....it lasts for ages. With 3 in the house one roll lasts 3 or 4 days.....

BasilParsley · 17/09/2025 20:55

randomchap · 17/09/2025 20:54

Do you have teenage boys?

This ...

randomchap · 17/09/2025 20:54

Do you have teenage boys?

CoffeeLipstickKeys · 17/09/2025 20:53

Bluevelvetsofa · 17/09/2025 20:49

There’s less of it per roll, I think and it’s thinner, so you use more each visit.

How many are there to be using three rolls a day though. Are they practising bandaging?

Haha

ElectricMagpie · 17/09/2025 20:53

I had a housemate in uni who was an absolute sod for this. When questioned about it he'd get defensive and tell us "I need to be clean!"
Would have been cheaper to hop in the shower honestly...

CoffeeLipstickKeys · 17/09/2025 20:51

lol I like your tone
one can only imagine you’ve got peach bottomed aristocrats who await mamman refilling the poop paper

StrawberrySquash · 17/09/2025 20:51

Certainly Sainsbury's have reduced the quantity of the rolls/made them less dense. It's noticeable if you have an old roll at the back of the cupboard.

Bluevelvetsofa · 17/09/2025 20:49

There’s less of it per roll, I think and it’s thinner, so you use more each visit.

How many are there to be using three rolls a day though. Are they practising bandaging?

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