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To be sick to death of noisy cars?

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Dappy777 · 17/09/2025 16:59

Is it just me or are they getting worse? So many people now modify their cars so they make a hideous screeching noise when accelerating. Others modify the exhaust so it bangs and explodes. They are so loud they wake me up at night. I have even bought some noise cancelling earphones for when I'm trying to read – in my own house! There is a motorway 2 miles from here and I can hear them even with my windows closed.

If you work hard and love cars then great, save up and buy yourself a nice one. But it isn't fair to upset others. I was walking to the shops with a young child once when one of these idiots accelerated past us. The banging and exploding sound from the exhaust made her stop, put her hands over her ears and burst into tears. The police just do nothing. I have seen social media posts complaining about these cars from fifteen years ago, and they're worse than ever.

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FirstCuppa · 19/09/2025 08:54

AzurePanda · 19/09/2025 08:47

It is such selfish and horrible behaviour. But I always feel that anyone who feels the need to do this must in fact feel like they are in fact a very small person.

I always taught my sons that if they see a man driving aggressively and dangerously it means they have a small willy and I would add modified cars to that!

Yes, always the ones with small willies and a chip on their shoulder. Usually also doing illegal steroids too which makes them aggressive and emotionally unstable. The joys!

AzurePanda · 19/09/2025 08:47

It is such selfish and horrible behaviour. But I always feel that anyone who feels the need to do this must in fact feel like they are in fact a very small person.

I always taught my sons that if they see a man driving aggressively and dangerously it means they have a small willy and I would add modified cars to that!

BoredZelda · 19/09/2025 08:45

Dappy777 · 18/09/2025 22:29

I can hear the little c-nts as I sit here and type. That pleasure in hurting and upsetting others (like the elderly) sickens me. Every time one of them accelerates past I glimpse some grinning, cretinous little face at the wheel. Psychologically, what is going on with these idiots? Is it that they feel small and powerless at work, but when they get in these noisy cars all of a sudden they are the bosses and can dominate their environment?

”The elderly” have trouble with traffic noise more than others do they?

ISeeCheekyFuckers · 19/09/2025 08:42

FirstCuppa · 19/09/2025 00:15

Personally I think Reeves should target antisocial idiots like this in the budget. They clearly have more money than sense to keep spending on modifications just to annoy everyone on their street. Our local reprobates also have a Reform flag, so they're really selling it to us all...

She’d make more fining middle/outer lane hoggers. Fucking hundreds of them on a 250 mile drive I did last night.

ISeeCheekyFuckers · 19/09/2025 08:41

LividYosemite · 17/09/2025 18:16

I wonder if the loudness of the exhaust correlates with the penis size of the driver.

I’ve a 20 year old unmodified rally car. Exceptionally rare and still as fun as the day I bought her (new). An engineering masterpiece.

She sounds utterly gorgeous and is loud but no pops or bangs. Completely legal and serviced regularly by a specialist. Any replacement parts have been as close to original spec as possible - no upgrades. Can’t buy anything like her these days - closest you’d get sound-wise would be a Lamborghini……..

I do pop out at midnight occasionally to show the local fiesta-tweakers how it should be done. Their faces when they realise I’m a middle-aged woman is a picture. 😂

(In 20 years or so we’ll all be driving go-karts so I’m making the most of it while I can.)

Redpeach · 19/09/2025 08:24

I don t even like those cars that go ding bloody ding when they reverse

ExpressCheckout · 19/09/2025 08:19

I don't like the noisy (modified) cars, but I also don't like those really quiet electric cars, especially as a pedestrian, they can be hard to hear.

But there is a special place in hell for people with those ultra bright headlights.

Kryten1958 · 19/09/2025 08:19

I think that the drivers of these noisy cars or motorbikes don’t realise that I (and I suspect many others) are not impressed. I just think “there goes another immature virgin with no partner, who can’t afford a proper car”.

PollyBell · 19/09/2025 08:12

Noisy cars to me indicate a car is there to children, i dont think these silent electric cars are safe people may say they have a camera or sensors but unless children have the sensors too I am happy cars have some noise

JohnofWessex · 19/09/2025 08:06

I suggest that the sale of 'noisy' exhausts and various other bits of modification kit should be prohibited

RealOliveTraybake · 19/09/2025 01:10

FirstCuppa · 19/09/2025 00:15

Personally I think Reeves should target antisocial idiots like this in the budget. They clearly have more money than sense to keep spending on modifications just to annoy everyone on their street. Our local reprobates also have a Reform flag, so they're really selling it to us all...

Ironically an aftermarket, very noisy but still legal exhaust is often much cheaper than buying an OEM exhaust from the manufacturer. £100 will get you a functional but very noisy aftermarket exhaust for most motorbikes, but manufacturers often want in excess of £800 for an original one of it's damaged.

FirstCuppa · 19/09/2025 00:15

Personally I think Reeves should target antisocial idiots like this in the budget. They clearly have more money than sense to keep spending on modifications just to annoy everyone on their street. Our local reprobates also have a Reform flag, so they're really selling it to us all...

Buxusmortus · 19/09/2025 00:03

Are you talking about modified exhausts or supercars like Porsche, nissan, Ferrari, Lamborghini etc which have no modifications but do still have extremely loud exhausts?
Because in my experience the ones that can afford a supercar are a different type of person to the ones with souped up cheaper cars that drive around in the night, although they both enjoy the sound of the engines.

Letitgoooletitgooo · 18/09/2025 23:43

Dappy777 · 18/09/2025 22:38

Exactly. How the hell do they get away with it? I know the police are stretched. No one expects them to pull over every one of these idiots. But if they’d just fine two or three the news would soon spread. Idiots generally talk to other idiots (no one else wants to talk to them). It would spread on the idiot grapevine.

I think some police avoid doing any actual work , I’ve seen police turning blind eye to stuff they shouldn’t
maybe they are afraid

mumofoneAloneandwell · 18/09/2025 23:37

Yanbu

They trigger my anxiety and make driving stressful

Letitgoooletitgooo · 18/09/2025 23:36

I agree and those really noisy motorbikes too. Most cars & motorbikes aren’t noisy but some exhaust mufflers are removed etc. it needs to be banned and there should be fines for exceeding decibels / we need noise cameras . Causes so much stress

DdraigGoch · 18/09/2025 23:32

LividYosemite · 17/09/2025 18:16

I wonder if the loudness of the exhaust correlates with the penis size of the driver.

I think that it's an inverse correlation.

DdraigGoch · 18/09/2025 23:31

Should be illegal to modify your car to be louder than whatever regulations existed when it was manufactured. In fact I think that quite a lot of modifications already are. Noise tests should be part of the MoT.

Xiaoxiong · 18/09/2025 23:14

MondeoFan · 17/09/2025 22:47

Don’t all jump on me but I quite like it, whenever I hear a pop and bang I turn my head to look what car it is, but then I’m into cars. The sound to me reminds me that I’m alive. I’ll be sad once all the petrol cars have gone and all we will be left with are electric.

Isn't there another way you could grapple with your mortality that doesn't wake the whole town up at 2am and make my dog shake and cower in fear? Or is that part of the enjoyment?

I get the car enjoyment, I used to work somewhere where people would go out to the Nurburgring on jollies. But you expect to encounter car noise there. Not down a residential road in the wee hours at 8000 decibels.

Dappy777 · 18/09/2025 22:43

RuttleTuttle · 17/09/2025 18:22

So many people now modify their cars

By "people" you man stupid boymen, of course.

Well, yes, and one of the characteristics of such maggots is that they can’t think for themselves. If the other morons start fiddling with their exhausts so they bang and explode, they’ve got to do so as well. If it became cool to smear dog crap on your car, they’d follow.

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Dappy777 · 18/09/2025 22:38

Xiaoxiong · 17/09/2025 17:46

I'm utterly sick of it, there are some who seem to delight in driving around our area at 2am and the exhaust sounds like gunshots going off.

I cannot understand how it's legal! It's so antisocial.

Exactly. How the hell do they get away with it? I know the police are stretched. No one expects them to pull over every one of these idiots. But if they’d just fine two or three the news would soon spread. Idiots generally talk to other idiots (no one else wants to talk to them). It would spread on the idiot grapevine.

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Dappy777 · 18/09/2025 22:34

LividYosemite · 17/09/2025 18:16

I wonder if the loudness of the exhaust correlates with the penis size of the driver.

I think part of it is the feeling of powerlessness. There is a certain type of man who constantly causes problems. I mean men who are ignorant, thick, charmless and boring, but who also have massive egos. So you’ve got these people who demand attention and respect, but know they haven’t got the intelligence or looks or charm to gain that attention and respect. The only solution is to make a loud noise. One way or another you are going to look at me. If it isn’t because of my personality, it will be because my car screeches and explodes and wakes you up. Either way I will not be ignored.

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Dappy777 · 18/09/2025 22:29

TheWeekOnTheDalymountSeat · 17/09/2025 17:26

I agree, wholeheartedly. We are close to a main road & our dog is petrified when the exhausts pop. If he slipped his lead I’m not sure we’d ever see him again. I’ve seen owners of these cars purposely making them pop when driving past older people. They’re antisocial & need banning.

I can hear the little c-nts as I sit here and type. That pleasure in hurting and upsetting others (like the elderly) sickens me. Every time one of them accelerates past I glimpse some grinning, cretinous little face at the wheel. Psychologically, what is going on with these idiots? Is it that they feel small and powerless at work, but when they get in these noisy cars all of a sudden they are the bosses and can dominate their environment?

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MondeoFan · 17/09/2025 22:47

Don’t all jump on me but I quite like it, whenever I hear a pop and bang I turn my head to look what car it is, but then I’m into cars. The sound to me reminds me that I’m alive. I’ll be sad once all the petrol cars have gone and all we will be left with are electric.

hattie43 · 17/09/2025 18:42

It’s the biggest source of anger and upset in our town . I think any noise modifications should be banned