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To be sick to death of noisy cars?

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Dappy777 · 17/09/2025 16:59

Is it just me or are they getting worse? So many people now modify their cars so they make a hideous screeching noise when accelerating. Others modify the exhaust so it bangs and explodes. They are so loud they wake me up at night. I have even bought some noise cancelling earphones for when I'm trying to read – in my own house! There is a motorway 2 miles from here and I can hear them even with my windows closed.

If you work hard and love cars then great, save up and buy yourself a nice one. But it isn't fair to upset others. I was walking to the shops with a young child once when one of these idiots accelerated past us. The banging and exploding sound from the exhaust made her stop, put her hands over her ears and burst into tears. The police just do nothing. I have seen social media posts complaining about these cars from fifteen years ago, and they're worse than ever.

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CalzoneOnLegs · 19/09/2025 17:59

@JohnofWessex so …not a car ?

JohnofWessex · 19/09/2025 17:35

CalzoneOnLegs · 19/09/2025 16:15

That would be ‘purring’ wouldn’t it 🐈‍⬛

No, an 8500shp steam turbine installation doesnt purr

No noise or vibration outside the machinery spaces

CalzoneOnLegs · 19/09/2025 16:15

JohnofWessex · 19/09/2025 14:50

The most powerful thing I ever drove was completely silent outside.

That would be ‘purring’ wouldn’t it 🐈‍⬛

ISeeCheekyFuckers · 19/09/2025 16:08

CalzoneOnLegs · 19/09/2025 13:50

@ISeeCheekyFuckers what is proper driving ?

Empty twisty road, good headlights, full tank, couple of roundabouts for drifting.

or this.

Fast Car Friday GIF by FIA World Rally Championship
JohnofWessex · 19/09/2025 14:50

The most powerful thing I ever drove was completely silent outside.

AgnesX · 19/09/2025 14:12

MondeoFan · 17/09/2025 22:47

Don’t all jump on me but I quite like it, whenever I hear a pop and bang I turn my head to look what car it is, but then I’m into cars. The sound to me reminds me that I’m alive. I’ll be sad once all the petrol cars have gone and all we will be left with are electric.

Part of the reason why they do it. That and sheer ignorance. The little shits that do it in my area don't do at their mammies.

Oreosareawful · 19/09/2025 14:04

When I was a young and immature teenager my boyfriend had an old mini that could shoot a flame out of the exhaust. He used to drive down the highstreet in the middle of the day and make it pop.
I found it bloody hillarious at the time, but now I do worry that he may have caused the odd heart attack.
Youngesters think of no-one but themselves unfortunately- I was one of them.

Incidently my husband purchased a new and loud exhaust for his car recently, only to take it back after a couple of days and have the original put back on because it was too loud and antisocial. It gave him a headache 😂
I took great pleasure in reminding him that he's not twenty anymore.

CalzoneOnLegs · 19/09/2025 13:50

@ISeeCheekyFuckers what is proper driving ?

ISeeCheekyFuckers · 19/09/2025 13:47

Dappy777 · 19/09/2025 13:14

It isn't just noisy cars. I'd like to see a major crackdown on all noise and anti-social behaviour. It ruins people's lives. In fact, it kills (I have known two people in my life driven to suicide attempts by violent, noisy, anti-social neighbours). The UK is densely populated. Our houses and flats are very small, and they are all jammed on top of one another. We need tougher laws than somewhere like Australia, where you have endless space.

I live in a very remote area. Fabulous roads for proper driving (at night when the dawdlers have gone) but you’ll almost certainly die waiting for an ambulance. Swings and roundabouts.

ISeeCheekyFuckers · 19/09/2025 13:46

lizzyBennet08 · 19/09/2025 12:53

In my sister's estate, There was someone who went around to all the noisy modified cars and wedged a banana into the exhaust. Think it actually caused some damage, my sis said it was all anyone talked about for weeks . Due to the age profile of the estate there were quite a number of boy racers in thr same estate and the noise was pretty bad apparently.
Just shows you what people are driven to.

That’s criminal damage

Sundaymorningcalla · 19/09/2025 13:45

Hoppinggreen · 17/09/2025 17:29

Mine is very quiet but according to some it might burst into flames at any second while I am stranded somewhere as I can't travel any distance without charging frequently, which is impossible as there are no chargers anywhere

Cool story and totally irrelevant to the OP.

CalzoneOnLegs · 19/09/2025 13:29

Letitgoooletitgooo · 18/09/2025 23:36

I agree and those really noisy motorbikes too. Most cars & motorbikes aren’t noisy but some exhaust mufflers are removed etc. it needs to be banned and there should be fines for exceeding decibels / we need noise cameras . Causes so much stress

Harley’s with their uneven firing, so loud especially when they are next to you at lights 🙉 sometimes in pairs

Dappy777 · 19/09/2025 13:14

It isn't just noisy cars. I'd like to see a major crackdown on all noise and anti-social behaviour. It ruins people's lives. In fact, it kills (I have known two people in my life driven to suicide attempts by violent, noisy, anti-social neighbours). The UK is densely populated. Our houses and flats are very small, and they are all jammed on top of one another. We need tougher laws than somewhere like Australia, where you have endless space.

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lizzyBennet08 · 19/09/2025 12:53

In my sister's estate, There was someone who went around to all the noisy modified cars and wedged a banana into the exhaust. Think it actually caused some damage, my sis said it was all anyone talked about for weeks . Due to the age profile of the estate there were quite a number of boy racers in thr same estate and the noise was pretty bad apparently.
Just shows you what people are driven to.

cinquanta · 19/09/2025 09:38

AzurePanda · 19/09/2025 09:22

@cinquanta in the context of this thread, “modified” refers to modified to make a lot of noise. I couldn’t care less about any other modifications and I’d be surprised if anyone else did either. Deliberately making a vehicle louder is anti social behaviour,

I agree, but point needs to be made that “modified” doesn’t automatically mean noisy.

Winteriscoming80 · 19/09/2025 09:27

I’m sick of cars in general,roads are busy all day everyday,nobody seems to work,so much for saving the planet.🌎

mambojambodothetango · 19/09/2025 09:25

It won't be a problem soon once we're all driving EVs.

Mischance · 19/09/2025 09:24

This why I live in the middle of nowhere.

Last time I went to London I tried to hold a conversation with someone as we were walking along - fat chance - could not hear each other at all.

AzurePanda · 19/09/2025 09:22

@cinquanta in the context of this thread, “modified” refers to modified to make a lot of noise. I couldn’t care less about any other modifications and I’d be surprised if anyone else did either. Deliberately making a vehicle louder is anti social behaviour,

TizerorFizz · 19/09/2025 09:22

@Dappy777 Your initial comment “the police do nothing” is the relevant one here. We live in a tiny village but we can occasionally hear racing on the bypass around 1 mile away. We see tyre doughnuts around a roundabout or in the road. One assumes the police are having their cocoa. If it was in a residential street I’d certainly be calling the police commissioner. It’s very unsafe but when did the police worry about any of this? It’s a case of getting publicity and speaking out.

RedPony1 · 19/09/2025 09:18

Kryten1958 · 19/09/2025 08:19

I think that the drivers of these noisy cars or motorbikes don’t realise that I (and I suspect many others) are not impressed. I just think “there goes another immature virgin with no partner, who can’t afford a proper car”.

You do know, we don't do it for other people, right?

I also don't have a willy.

I'm a professional who also happens to love modified cars. i could afford to go out and buy an "expensive" car tomorrow, but life's too short to do boring things.

i use one of my cars on track days, it's less than 100db at full chat.

Pop & bang maps however, should absolutely be illegal. There are very few cars that "need" to do that and Joe Bloggs in his Astra VXR or Golf GTi isn't one of them.

PersephonePomegranate · 19/09/2025 09:17

This is also caused by people driving way too fast. I've noticed a massive increase in dangerous driving over the last couple of years. People seem to have forgotten that they're in control of a potentially lethal machine.

Also, just the sheer number of cars on the road. Most people (who are perfectly capable) don't seem to walk, even the shortest of distances any more. It's sometimes a struggle to hold a conversation with my DC on the way to school in the mornings because there's so much traffic noise.

cinquanta · 19/09/2025 09:12

I always taught my sons that if they see a man driving aggressively and dangerously it means they have a small willy and I would add modified cars to that

Surely it depends on what the modifications are.

My husband drives a modified car and so do I. I haven’t got a willy at all, and my husband must be the exception that proves the rule.

They don’t make any more noise than an unmodified car.

Imlyingandthatsthetruth · 19/09/2025 09:09

Please can we add in the bastards who have to crank up the music and drive with their windows open as they crawl along in traffic jams (and of course, at all other times). Yes, we know you want us to look at you, trust me, we are, just not for the reason you want.

tripleginandtonic · 19/09/2025 09:04

I'd sooner have noise than the quiet electric cars, at least you know they're there.