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Can someone explain 5am airport drinking?

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Prenoden · 04/09/2025 06:52

I'm not asking this as a kill joy or teetotaler, I enjoy a drink on holiday as much as anyone but how are people able to stomach pints at 5am?

Been on holiday recently and could barely eat before flight yet everyone else had pints/ g&t etc. It wasn't even mid morning it was 5am

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Bjorkdidit · 04/09/2025 09:11

SimoneHere · 04/09/2025 08:57

You really have 8 drinks per day for most days of your holiday?

Genuinely just curious. I would have far too much coffee and cake, so definitely not judging! But alcohol-wise I’m a 1 glass of wine a week person, so it’s interesting to see how much it varies.

Yes, and I forgot the breakfast cava if we stay in a hotel. But like @DeltaAlphaDelta79 says, they're well spaced and we're never drunk or loud, it's just 'refreshment' in a hot climate. We don't drink much at home either, generally only one or two on Friday and Saturday nights.

GlowWorm13 · 04/09/2025 09:09

Because a lot of British people are completely and utterly obsessed with alcohol and can’t do anything without alcohol being involved. I’ve been to kids dance shows where some of the dad’s have moaned that the midway refreshments don’t involve alcohol. Go to the carnival in town and people are guzzling pints at 11am. Basically, Britain is full of functioning alcoholics, and life isn’t complete unless you’ve got a pint of beer welded to your hand.

Worldgonecrazy · 04/09/2025 09:08

when I see the men lining up the beers I hoik up my judgey pants and mutter a silent prayer they are on a different flight. On arrival at my last holiday, a couple were so drunk they couldn’t find their passports, had trouble pushing the pushchair, would have no idea if their second toddler had wandered off, and were nearly denied entry to the country. No idea why they were allowed more alcohol on the flight.

Gerardormikey · 04/09/2025 09:08

User364431 · 04/09/2025 08:40

Alcoholism obviously

Yes, that’s right. Everyone who has a drink at the airport is an alcoholic, obviously. Couldn’t be for any other reason at all

FleetFootedJanet · 04/09/2025 09:08

I did it when I was younger, probably wouldn’t now that I’m usually responsible for a child, and my bladder is considerably weaker.

countrygirl99 · 04/09/2025 09:07

DeanStockwelll · 04/09/2025 07:48

Have I misunderstood something? Where does the op say they were at Luton?

My nearest airport is a international one so the people drinking could be waiting for the next leg of their flight . Or coming home from holiday, or as pp have said starting their holiday after been up for for or five hrs.

I don't think the OP wanted to understand a specific airport, more a general question.

sweetpickle2 · 04/09/2025 09:07

It's just a ritual isn't it- same as I have a glass of champagne on Christmas Day morning. Do I do it every day? No. Is it just a nice ritual I have? Yes.

SunnyCoco · 04/09/2025 09:06

I am more confused by the shops at airports selling luggage / suitcases!

DeltaAlphaDelta79 · 04/09/2025 09:04

SimoneHere · 04/09/2025 08:57

You really have 8 drinks per day for most days of your holiday?

Genuinely just curious. I would have far too much coffee and cake, so definitely not judging! But alcohol-wise I’m a 1 glass of wine a week person, so it’s interesting to see how much it varies.

8 drinks a day easy, but thats not falling down drunk, acting up etc, just regularly spaced out throughout the day, because we are on holiday, with plenty of food to soak it up. Obviously if we go out and about we will have less, although probably have a beer or cocktail with lunch at least.

We rarely drink at home, only if we go out, but even then not massively. Holidays are just different - time to relax/unwind and just enjoy food and drink, as well as sights that you would not see at home, and that starts at the airport!

OneFlewOverMy · 04/09/2025 08:57

No surprise then that the plain toilet queue is never ending.

SimoneHere · 04/09/2025 08:57

Bjorkdidit · 04/09/2025 08:26

Same here. I don't ever wear perfume, but I always try on a selection when going through Duty Free. Pretty much the only time I buy a ready made sandwich either because I don't really like them. But I still look forwards to a Boots Meal Deal for the plane, for some reason.

For me, the holiday starts when I get through security because that's when I stop stressing about sleeping in (nearly all the flights we take at at 6-8 am so necessitate a 3/4 am start), crashing, flat tyre or motorway delay on the way to the airport, or hour long security queues and early arrival at the airport because nothing has gone wrong means that we have a good hour to wait to board.

I rarely drink at the airport on the way out but understand why people do, a lot of the time it signifies the start of their holiday.

On a regular trip we do, we always have brunch at Giraffe with a pint at Malaga airport at about 10/11 am on the way back and on our holidays in the Med, 11 am is 'beer o clock' and while we'll have a beer then, a couple with lunch, another one on the beach mid afternoon, a beer or G&T before we go out to dinner, one or two with dinner and then a night cap, we're never drunk, even though we've had a few drinks across the day because they're all small and well spaced.

But of course, on MN that would make us raging alcoholics for drinking more than a thimble full of sherry at Christmas.

You really have 8 drinks per day for most days of your holiday?

Genuinely just curious. I would have far too much coffee and cake, so definitely not judging! But alcohol-wise I’m a 1 glass of wine a week person, so it’s interesting to see how much it varies.

ConnieHeart · 04/09/2025 08:44

User364431 · 04/09/2025 08:40

Alcoholism obviously

This is a joke right?

IamnotSethRogan · 04/09/2025 08:43

Just makes the airport a bit more tolerable.

YippieKayakOtherBuckets · 04/09/2025 08:42

Because airports are liminal spaces where normal social conventions don't apply!

wizzywig · 04/09/2025 08:41

countrygirl99 · 04/09/2025 06:59

Unlikely at Luton

Nothing is unusual in Luton!! Haa haa

JacknDiane · 04/09/2025 08:40

Letshavetea1 · 04/09/2025 07:43

A mimosa or chamoagne for me if flying from Heathrow at Fortnum and Mason. Also, eggs and soldiers and a pot of tea. Such a treat!

Oh do they have a F&M at Heathrow? That sounds absolutely lovely. I haven't been at Heathrow for nearly 20 years.

User364431 · 04/09/2025 08:40

Alcoholism obviously

BitOutOfPractice · 04/09/2025 08:40

NewWin · 04/09/2025 08:34

Why so rude? It was a reasonable question and your response is rude

Not really. The op was judgey and po faced despite their protestations. And it is such a mn trope to be faux puzzled that other people like / do different things to you. She doesn’t need it explaining to her. She just wants to sneer.

TessTickle0 · 04/09/2025 08:39

CoastalCalm · 04/09/2025 07:17

Bloody Mary or an Espresso Martini for me please with a couple of rounds of toast , butter and jam

Ohhh I espresso martini is a good idea..that i could manage at 5am

Shodan · 04/09/2025 08:37

It's not for me, but the Rules of Holiday apply once you're through passport control.

Like for me, the Rules of Holiday dictate that I drink Pina Coladas by the pool. I don't ever drink them at home, but I don't make the Rules, I just obey them.

BitOutOfPractice · 04/09/2025 08:37

Not quite sure why you quoted me @zaazaazoom Have you served me at 5am?

WeAreExperiencingHigherNumberOfCallsThanUsual · 04/09/2025 08:37

Time exists differently at airports. It's a weird thing

Berlinlover · 04/09/2025 08:36

As long as they’re not on my flight let them off.

Rallentanda · 04/09/2025 08:35

Brits like drinking tales. Unbelievable amounts of alcohol or strange types of alcohol or ‘we pulled an all-nighter’, and this fits in. I think a lot more of us are alcoholics than we admit to and use our drinking culture to try to make light of it.
(Total killjoy sorry)

Fingerscrossedfor2021HK · 04/09/2025 08:35

A glass of champagne in the lounge used to mark the start of the holiday pre-kids. Now the lounge is a place to get them to eat something before we grit our teeth and ensure the flight with two under threes in tow… wine only comes out once they are safely tucked up in bed for the night! I miss a 5am wine 😂

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