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I now fancy an MP

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readyer · 03/09/2025 16:07

For some reason the last couple of days, I have started to develop a crush on the MP Darren Jones. He is looks wise my type, I think it's the glasses and being tall that probably is the reason why.

Am I crazy, I bet loads of people will tell me that I am?

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IdaGlossop · 03/09/2025 18:06

Darren Jones: the heart throb who saved Labour 😆

RafaistheKingofClay · 03/09/2025 18:05

I can’t be the only one wondering what ‘looks like he has weird balls’ looks like.

Michael Fabricant might be one of the few MPs we haven’t had on one of these threads. Fancying Darren Jones is nothing to be ashamed about.

opencecilgee · 03/09/2025 18:04

He looks nice enough

Id love to see him in different glasses though . The penfold style isnt quite doing it

Reanimated · 03/09/2025 18:04

PrincessOfPreschool · 03/09/2025 17:55

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How's it hanging, Darren? 😁

Insertfootnote · 03/09/2025 18:04

YABU to fancy a Labour MP.

Absentmindedsmile · 03/09/2025 18:02

Attraction is weird. I never like shorter men. But I’ve been watching something on tv called Lie to Me starring Tim Roth. He is short and not particularly attractive. But I fancy him in it. I think it’s an old show but I’ve only just found it.

But that aside, this MP looks a bit lippy. Too much lip. Bit greasy and sloppy.

PrincessOfPreschool · 03/09/2025 18:01

Not sure I could ever fancy anyone called Darren/Daz or Garry/Gaz. In the (similar) words of Harry Burns:

"A Darren can open a bank account for you, if you need a new computer from Curry's, Darren's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Darren's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Darren, you're an animal Darren, ride me big Darr-en.' Doesn't work".

LikeWhoUsesTypewritersAnyway · 03/09/2025 17:59

Hmmm, he's OK. Nice friendly face. Smile I don't fancy him though. So he's all yours @readyer

THIS hunk of a man is more my type. 😍

Sod off you lot, he's MINE! MINE I tellz ya! 😆

I now fancy an MP
I now fancy an MP
PrincessOfPreschool · 03/09/2025 17:55

CosyMintFish · 03/09/2025 17:14

Nice first post Darren @readyer

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mummysmagicmedicine · 03/09/2025 17:53

Think it’s the glasses, I find that style so hot too! Shame DH has 20/20 vision🤣🤣🤣

AgnesX · 03/09/2025 17:53

I don't see the attraction from the picture tbh. It might be his personality although as I wouldn't trust any politician as far as I could throw them it's unlikely 😃

thatstoast · 03/09/2025 17:52

I've met him and I love him.

BurntBroccoli · 03/09/2025 17:49

Yeah I can see that!

I once had a very erotic dream about me and Boris Johnson - I absolutely loathe him so unsure what that was all about 😳.

YouMightThinkThat · 03/09/2025 17:45

Limth · 03/09/2025 17:04

I just Googled him.

Grim.

Looks like he'd have weird balls.

'Looks like he'd have weird balls'

You win MN today Grin Grin

muddyford · 03/09/2025 17:40

Thought you meant military policeman. I was going say the Royal Marines' uniform is better. But an MP!

IMissSparkling · 03/09/2025 17:33

I have also just googled this person who I hadn't heard of until two minutes ago. He looks like a smug mansplainer to me so YABU.

PacificState · 03/09/2025 17:29

@Twinkletwinklelittlestar97 Starmer poached him for No 10 this week, which is probably why his photo is more than usually prominent at the moment

Twinkletwinklelittlestar97 · 03/09/2025 17:27

A Labour mp, quite high up in the treasurey I believe, so that repulses me straight away. I think he's a jazz saxophonist too, so maybe he's a bit cooler when he's playing, you never know

CosyMintFish · 03/09/2025 17:14

Nice first post Darren @readyer

MycatLarry · 03/09/2025 17:14

Zimunya · 03/09/2025 17:05

The same guy who refers to PIP payments as pocket money?

And the one who claimed most illegal migrants arriving on boats are women and children?

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 03/09/2025 17:10

Oh, thank Christ. I thought this was going to be another frog face Farage sex dream thread.

BauhausOfEliott · 03/09/2025 17:10

AmusedOpalShaker · 03/09/2025 16:22

Grim.

'Grim' is a strong word to describe a very normal-looking man. He's hardly Michael Fabricant.

BauhausOfEliott · 03/09/2025 17:09

I don't find him immediately hot, but he's a pleasant-looking bloke and always quite nice. I feel like I'd get on with him if he was in my team at work.

TheOpalReader · 03/09/2025 17:08

Not for me sorry but whatever gets your motor going!

Deepbluesea1 · 03/09/2025 17:07

yuk! why just why?