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Big announcement from Trump at 7pm (apparently)

229 replies

StMichaelPenkevil · 02/09/2025 18:47

So? What’s he going to tell the world?

Best guesses below unless you’re in the know.

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Coffeetime25 · 02/09/2025 21:12

he is coming to England to paint a roundabout

NeverDropYourMooncup · 02/09/2025 21:05

NotTerfNorCis · 02/09/2025 19:58

He doesn't look so well to me. Tired. Haggard.

Well, the schools and universities have only just gone back. He's probably tired from making a packed lunch for the youngest this morning.

tinytemper66 · 02/09/2025 21:05

ObtuseMoose · 02/09/2025 19:50

Melania is that you?

🤣👍

PhuckTrump · 02/09/2025 21:03

He’s fucking off to Mars with Elon?

Elon Musk Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live
Gladysknightjustwalkinmyshoes · 02/09/2025 21:03

ThankyouBakedP0tato · 02/09/2025 21:00

coo coo catchoo

I am the walrus

ThankyouBakedP0tato · 02/09/2025 21:00

Slightyamusedandsilly · 02/09/2025 20:23

He is the egg man.

coo coo catchoo

BatchCookBabe · 02/09/2025 20:54

So..........

It was nothing.

YAWWWWWN. 😴

JudgeJ · 02/09/2025 20:54

BBC site reporting that there's nothing wrong with him, according to him.

JudgeJ · 02/09/2025 20:52

SpottyAardvark · 02/09/2025 19:02

The Washington Monument in DC is going to be replaced by a 200ft high gold statue of Trump. It will be lit up in the same shade of orange as his skin at night to warn aircraft landing at Reagan National on the opposite side of the Potomac. The capital city will then be re-named Trumpton, in honour of the greatest President in history.

All this, and adding himself to Mount Rushmore.

BlueMongoose · 02/09/2025 20:48

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 02/09/2025 20:09

US Space Command HQ will be moving to 'Rocket City' in Huntsville, Alabama

Well that was worth the wait .....

So they're moving the programme that blows up stuff at great expense somewhere else? At, not doubt, great cost for the move? When they 'can't afford' healthcare for poor people, and they have an infant mortality rate in some states that's worse than some 3rd world countries? Presumably the the neighbours where they are are fed up of the bangs. They seem to be moving it to an even more backward area than where it was before too.

the80sweregreat · 02/09/2025 20:48

Lots of US presidents have bombed the Middle East, once you look it up it’s scary how many times they have under different Presidents over the years.

zanahoria · 02/09/2025 20:38

LoveItaly · 02/09/2025 20:13

I don’t like him either, but to be fair to him he hasn’t actually started any wars, has he? Unlike most of the previous presidents.

He bombed Iran

SoManyIdiotsSoLittleWine · 02/09/2025 20:36

FeliciaFancybottom · 02/09/2025 19:13

He's managed to find his arse with both hands bigly proving his critics wrong.

His tiny hands won’t go far in finding his huge arse.

CharlotteCChapel · 02/09/2025 20:36

He's changing the name of thw department of defence to the department of war

Skodacool · 02/09/2025 20:27

tobee · 02/09/2025 19:20

He's probably jealous that any of the limelight might currently be on Xi and his gathering of world fascists and their hangers on

You can thank Trump and his ludicrous tariffs for pushing India and China into each other’s arms. You can’t expect much financial intelligence from a man who thinks you can reduce the price of eggs by over 1000%!

SaidAHipHopTheHippieToTheHippie · 02/09/2025 20:23

What was it?

Thissickbeat · 02/09/2025 20:23

WeirdyBeardyMarrowBabyLady · 02/09/2025 20:17

No. It’s another similar looking one. Pete is off to the right of the screen.

I did wonder. Evil twins.

That gormless woman smiling is really winding me up now.

Slightyamusedandsilly · 02/09/2025 20:23

Pancakeflipper · 02/09/2025 19:05

He is the Yeti.

He is the egg man.

RafaistheKingofClay · 02/09/2025 20:21

MaybeNotBob · 02/09/2025 20:19

He's basically saying;

"Look at me! Don't look at all those ladies who were victims of Epstein and me who are speaking out for the first time!"

That’s tomorrow when he’s arranged a fly past at the exact time that Epstein victims are holding a press conference outside.

SpottyAardvark · 02/09/2025 20:20

Beachtastic · 02/09/2025 19:27

Pugh! Pugh! Barney McGrew! Cuthbert! Dibble! Grubb!

That lot were all standing behind him.

MaybeNotBob · 02/09/2025 20:19

He's basically saying;

"Look at me! Don't look at all those ladies who were victims of Epstein and me who are speaking out for the first time!"

ForNoisyCat · 02/09/2025 20:18

StMichaelPenkevil · 02/09/2025 18:47

So? What’s he going to tell the world?

Best guesses below unless you’re in the know.

That’s he’s fine the biggest loudest fart imaginable and it was heard in space

WeirdyBeardyMarrowBabyLady · 02/09/2025 20:17

Thissickbeat · 02/09/2025 20:16

That's evil Hegseth behind him starting to zone out isn't it.

No. It’s another similar looking one. Pete is off to the right of the screen.

SaidAHipHopTheHippieToTheHippie · 02/09/2025 20:16

So what was it?

Thissickbeat · 02/09/2025 20:16

That's evil Hegseth behind him starting to zone out isn't it.