Couple having sex in front of window

I’m guessing you got ChatGPT to help you.

I’m especially pleased that they were well chosen and simple enough for you to understand.

Obviously exhibitionists.

Write them a note saying your children can see them having sex from their bedroom window. Inform them it is an offence to have sex when they know a child could witness it, and now you have informed them if you see them at it again you will be informing the police. Thank them for their consideration.

Keep a photo of the note you gave them with a date on it. Then let the police take care of it.

And this is where exactly? Asking for a friend.

If anyone has seen the film Mr. Brooks you might think closing the curtains might be the better option

Just came to say, this is perfectly articulated.

So many strange folk painting the husband as a perv here. I’d be in shock and probably stare for half a second too long too.

We’ve fallen as a society if we think it’s acceptable to have sex in front of a big window with no curtains and it’s everyone else’s problem if they see us as opposed to us getting some bloody curtains and keeping intimate moments to ourselves. It’s gross.

So glad I helped you chose your words. 😊

This comes up on here a lot, and all the cool mums will say “they’re in their own home” etc. but no, it’s totally inappropriate and unnecessary.

WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN ?!?!?!

Well I found it amusing. But as I have often been told, I have a fucking weird sense of humour.

They could put up a large poster of Nigel Farage to redress the balance.

YANBU. It’s exhibitionism and they’re doing it deliberately. Bloody creepy if children can see.

I would go round, speak to them or drop a note through the door asking them to use a different room or put blinds up at the windows.

Since you need things spelling out, like a toddler does, here you go…

Why shouldn’t posters laugh at a sex story from an anonymous person about two other anonymous people, with details so vague that nobody can have any idea at all whether there’s any genuine issue in the first place and in which no harm has come to any person (if the story’s even true in the first place)?

Are you seriously saying that people shouldn’t find humour in this subject? Seriously?

Manybyears ago we had the same issue

Police said they could do nothing as they man said he had no idea he could.be seen

Policewoman a week later told him he had been told, she would be happy to embarrass him with an arrest for lewd conduct, exhibitionism and anything else she could think of if he did it

Next door neighbour wanted to take a photograph as proof, was quickly told to do no such thing.

I felt sorry for the multiple women involved as they maybhave had no idea. He absolutely did, he even waved when getting a blow job

After a couple of years his flat was raided by police. He had waved at the top deck of a bus... the teacher in charge of the kids on the bus told the driver to stop while she called the police. His charges then included something about causing a child to watch

As far as I know he got 2 years suspended

And he moved.

It's exhibitionism and too many men think it's funny

, exhibitionism, also known as indecent exposure, is against the law in the UK and many other countries. In the UK, the act of intentionally exposing one's genitals in public to cause alarm or distress to others is a criminal offense. Convictions for indecent exposure can result in penalties such as fines, community service, or even a prison sentence, and may require the offender to register on the sex offender registe

Glad it's been resolved, OP. This has been a completely batshit thread even by AIBU standards. So many incredibly hilarious and wildly original and clever comments about binoculars. Wow, so damn funny. You must all so be proud of yourselves, cackling away about how brilliant you are. 🙄

Of all the insanely stupid posts in this thread, the one that said the OP and her DH should give their kids binoculars so they can be 'educated' about adults having sex was definitely the worst. Get a fucking grip.

Care to enlighten me with your pass agg emoticon? Use your words, as they say to children.

It always surprises me how MN attracts the sort of people who want to normalise this kind of behaviour

I really hope the OP cancels the cheque.

Give them anonymous marks out 10 posted through the letterbox for their performance, along the lines of:
"6/10 for yesterday evening's sexual antics... we felt that he could try to ensure that she climaxes first, and she should be aware that he's likely to get cramp if he he has to maintain that position for too long"

🙄

This 100% !

I would speak to them directly and point out that your children's bedrooms overlook thier property, if they are decent people they will be horrified. Should they do it again I would follow this with a letter adding despite our conversation on such and such a date etc etc. and keep a copy so that they can't argue it was a one off; then if they still continued to do it I would get the police involved and report them for indecent exposure, and yes this is illegal.

I have a similar situation, but in the opposite apartment building.
My child already saw them at it.
I didnt quite understand what she was trying to tell me and then I saw it happening myself.
This time my child was with the back to their window on her tablet, so I stood there waving at them until they saw me (i did not enjoy this at all, felt very uncomfortable). But they finally looked my way and I pointed at my child and made "are you mad" faces at them.
They ran to their bedroom (presumably) and it did not happen again yet.
If it would I already decided to put a letter in EVERY mailbox of the building, describing them extensively and ask them to stop having sex in front of my child. To hopefully shame them into stopping.
It is illegal though. I know that for sure. Imagine walking down your street and there would be people having sex at the window in their living room. Ofcourse not.

The OP says it's now resolved, but hasn't said how yet. @doremifaso what happened? Did you talk to them?