Couple having sex in front of window

Not prudish. They have a total lack of consideration for neighbours - especially children. THEY need the curtains! They should've bought a house in the middle of nowhere to get their rocks off to their hearts content - with no curtains.
Public displays of nudity is an ASBO let alone full on sex. You could call Police non emergency 101, and ask - you will not be the only ones to be rightly concerned.

They know exactly what theyre doing.
It's not OK to have sex in front of other people's kids.
Definetly escalate this, tactfully of course.

You'd go to the police for their cooperation in defending your right to have sex regularly with your partner where little children can see?

That's not something I have ever thought to do!

Well, I mean, if you want to get mardy. you knew exactly what I meant about the word enlighten because you answered me and now you want to retract that understanding?

Whether or not this post is real or fictional, I don’t find it humorous. I don’t think the possibility of children seeing a couple shag is a good thing. And I hate Benny Hill type humour and you jumped on it when the rest of the posters ignored it because, you know, ‘shrug’. It seemed to hit a chord with you though and only you can say why.

I don’t give Jack shit about you personally so why should my opinion of your sense of humour matter to you?

It wouldn't occur to you if you had sex against big floor to ceiling, no curtained windows, with the lights on, and houses that face said windows, that someone would see you shagging? Really?

This

Can be seen on a clear night but OPs husband can see it on Only Fans

Do you think that you have to be having sex in front of your own children for something to be a safeguarding issue?

No, the OP has not seen it, nor has her family. From what I understand, n.y the DH has and some random neighbour. (Unless I'm reading the OP wrong - always possible!)

No, you didn’t. You asked me to “enlighten” you.

But since you’re keen to reply to me, could you answer the question I put: are you saying that people shouldn’t find humour in this story, as it’s been written by the OP?

I doubt your kids will be looking at a house 'in the distance' from their bedroom window at exactly the time the occupants are having sex. Your neighbour and husband just got lucky :-).

Leave it alone, they aren't hurting you and probably have no idea they can be seen. It wouldn't occur to me that anybody would voyeur into my windows, I have no idea what my neighbours do and if I did by chance see or hear anything, I'd just move on.

Looks a bit fake ? You certainly weren't thinking that when you were bollocking me ...

Trust me of all the shite I have had to report over the last twenty years, this isn’t something we would be sniggering at.

How about Uranus ?

Why ? Have the unshy couple in question any children ?

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They quite probably know exactly what they are doing and it is to satisfy their own exhibitionism fetish. A letter of complaint may be be added to their personal stash of 'people wot we have offended'.

How on earth has this been 'resolved' in 3 hours since your first post?

I think you need to explain or it all looks a bit 'fake'.

Did you contact the police or did you go and talk to them?

But I did ask you to elaborate in the first instance, and you did.

You’ve got that silly face again haven’t you.

It’s also illegal. it’s a crime under the sexual offences act if you have sex anywhere that passers by can see- that includes your own property.

agree the ‘cool mums’ seem to be out in force.

I wouldn’t be bothered if I accidentally saw a couple shagging outdoors/ in their own garden. But this behaviour sounds intentional.

You might see the Dog star or the Pole star. Doubt you would see Saturn's Ring. But certainly a good view of the Moon

Most definitely not indecent exposure as this requires a) the intentional exposure of genitals as well as b) the intent to cause distress, harassment or alarm. A couple going at it in their own house even if visible from outside hardly meets this threshold!

This is a safeguarding issue.

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Don’t bother asking me to elaborate (that means to explain further).