To have nicknames for my neighbours and ask what yours are for yours?

We’ve had:
Mr Virgin man (worked for Virgin)
Ned Flanders / The Flanders (Christian family who hated Halloween)
Mr Inside Out ( his drive was full of stuff)
The newly marrieds (even 10 years after they married!)

Hairy and Scary (godawful surgeons)
Underpants (mystifying numbers of brightly coloured y fronts)
Eric Tell the World (local gossip)

Same here, unable to close a door without slamming it. Inside and outside.

Frank the wank!

The ginger bastard house (they have a ginger cat that I’m constantly scaring out my garden)
The Coppers (they are both police)
Noisy twats (needs no explanation)

About to move to a house with no neighbours though and I can’t wait!

I used to live next door to a fairly unpleasant family. Loud, rude, judgy, classless, racist. I used to call them the "no-necks", if anyone is familiar with Cat on a Hot Tin Roof they'll understand why.

Deals on Wheels - local dope dealer.
Action Man - he’s in the TA.
HMV - has records for sale outside his house.
Toni & Guy - weird salon set-up in a normal house.
Killing It Woman - sadly she’s moved now. I loved seeing her outfits, she was always killing it.
24 Hour Party People - they like their parties 😬

We have Mrs.... husbands name as we don't know her name despite living here a while she did tell us but neither of us can remember! There is the mad woman who walks down the middle of the rd in all weathers in shoes that are too big and usually carrying boxes/bags. There used to be old man old dog (who's names we did actually know) sadly both passed away within a couple of days of each other 😢 there is also a bloke who resembles our lodger and we call him lodgers dad.

We had…
The Brothers
pennyfarthing man
The colonel
Typhoid Mary (a hangover from the early Covid days)

loved that street!

Haha love this thread. We have:

The joggers - very active family always out jogging in their short shorts.
Towie - woman has had boobs/lips/teeth etc done, man is perma tanned with turkey teeth.
Tiktoker - their daughter prob aged about 21 sits in her car filming tiktok/youtube videos
Pimento - from Brooklyn 99 as he looks like him and is a bit of a maniac
Fucking Squeegee - Cleans his shower screen with a squeegee at 5.15am - their bathroom window is opposite our landing window and when it was really hot we had the windows open every night and I wondered what was waking dd up at that time every day and then I heard it - I felt murderous!

The other neighbours we know their names or they are just normal and nothing remarkable to nickname them.

We have Mr Sneezy Man next door. I think he has allergies of some sort. He sneezes all the time, really loudly. Sometimes 20-30 sneezes within a 10 minute period.

Most are called their names, but of a couple aren’t :

• Car Wash 🎵working at the… (guy who cleans his car literally daily)
• Death Murder Gardener (bloke at the back and along who does all his gardening at 12-2am with headlamps. Strangely productive tomatoes)

• Bageera and Ghost (both v svelte and entirely black or white)
• Mumps (cat with a very round, quite battered face)
• Wilma! (said like Fred Flintstone, as their owner yells the name to call it in)
• Shit Cat (cat that looks like a boring golfclub wanker and frequently shits in anyone’s garden. no one knows who actually owns this cat)

My neighbour is called cockwomble

She looked like a man and had huge boobs or paps as we'd say around here.

We have an awful neighbour that we call 'Beg Cheggers' - adapted from 'Barclay Beg-Chetwynd' from UK Ghosts as they are exactly alike!

We have:
The Sheriff- always has something to say about local events/people and thinks he’s more important than he is.

Dance Gran- runs a dance school and has done for decades

Miss Honey- primary school teacher

Tom Cruise- when the house was on the market I looked at the listing as it has a sizeable converted bar in the cellar.

Disabled - he got caught committed benefit fraud saying he couldn’t walk and was witnessed up on a roof and unloading vans
menopause - her moods are unpredictable and OTT
horse - she looks like a horse
potato head - he looks like mr potato head

everyone else we just use their names

Mrs Red car, who lives with/is married, to Mr Blue car
Madame Butterfly (she flits in and out of her house at random times),
Mrs "Oooof" (the sound she makes whenever she goes into her garden, nobody knows why that sound)
Mr Airlock (we always know when he's running water because of the high pitched squeal that comes from having an airlock in the system),
Shouty couple
Lastly the couple who spend all summer sat in chairs in front of their garage openly judging everybody...we call them Waldorf and Statler.

Creepy with the specs

my name for a pervy bloke who leers at me and others from his window every time he spots us

This thread is funny 😂😂

We use their names for most but there’s a few others:

One house is named after their loud dog that they let bark for hours at any time of the day or night eg/Rover House

One house is Dance Rave Man

Another is Barky Dog House (we don’t know the name of the dog)

And lastly we have the Scuffers, also sometimes known as the Scabbies. Their grass is literally 6 feet high, they’ve got old furniture dumped in their garden, and they have a rat infestation in their back yard. They also scream at each other constantly, starting at 7am. (Allegedly the housing association is making attempts to sort them out but very little is happening). Scummy twats.

Oh technically there’s also Mad Bint - but that’s my DM who lives in the annexe 😂

We have Donald walking past our house regularly (Donald Trumpesque hairstyle) also Mr & Mrs Grey (they wear matching grey coats) and then there’s Yapper - she has a yappy little dog.

We have 'the Nissans', everyone that lives in the house drives a Nissan and when they get a new car it's always just another Nissan

OK. Live in a flat.

• crazy lady
• policeman
• fucking Parisians (rude, obnoxious family only here for holidays)
• sweet old lady
• the Italians
• football family

Me... I think they call us the batshit crazy family since my teen ds is autistic and can be loud at times when having a meltdown

Tefal head
Man boobs
The Rottweilers
Mrs two dogs no poo bags

Next door by their names and then we have:

1. The ones who mistreat their animals
2. Bulldog
3. Mr disabled
4. The Oracle
5. The cat lady
6. Sideways Steve
7. Costa man
8. Tattoo lady

I think we will Definitely be known as they loud bastards.

Edited to add "The ones with about million kids" (how could I have forgotten them)