To have nicknames for my neighbours and ask what yours are for yours?

Moaner Lisa / Hyacinth (Bucket) because she watches out for you leaving the house, then pounces in with such gems as 'can I ask when you're going to cut your lawn/hedge, as it's been a long time since you last did it'? In reality our hedges get cut every 6 weeks and the lawns every fortnight (unless it's scorching hot and a drought). She thinks everyone should aspire to having a perfectly manicured garden like her's and if she badgers all the neighbours enough she'll get her wish 😄

The cunts next door.

Anna
Whatsherface
Mary
Susan
Knob head Susan.
Her with the white car ( even though there are 3 white cars)
Gob
Piss head
Knobheads
The ones with the drive.
Dickheads who can’t drive

This sums up our street… names and car colours have been changed to protect identities 😂

We have new neighbours in a few of the houses since the last nickname thread!
Stabby Larry died and someone new moved in this year, we haven't seen who moved in but they had the police at the door 3 times in the first week so they're called Witness Protection atm.
Jack Torrance in the overlook hotel ( It's just a house) but he threatened his girlfriend and family with an axe a bit ago, he's not there very much thankfully.
Neighbours opposite - by their own names as they are lovely
Next door is the puppy farm, she has 4 of her own dogs and sits another 3 that we know of, her name is is shut up & get out /get in.There is so much barking and one of them has bad separation anxiety and goes nuts and when left and again when she comes back, she is nice and friendly though.
Round the back we builders bum, 4 cars between two of them on the car park always tinkering & hammering & lying underneath on one of them even on Christmas ruddy day - we have had words.
New man moved in next door to them recently poor bugger, not sure what his name is yet , quiet & keeps to himself so far.

I think I probably get called the old banshee on the corner, quite fitting really but I don't take any nonsense 😆

Oh yeh. We’ve got pedophile legs. Came to the front door once in a t shirt and y fronts. Yuk

We're no longer living there but we had the nice neighbours and the bitch next door

Isa is kind of pronounced Eye-sah but with a peculiarly Scottish first sound somewhere between Eye and Aye.
Sorry if I haven't described it very well

Just watch Still Game 😃

Baldy

Nebby / the nebbies

Next door 1 = real names
Next door 2 = The Cunts

Opposite = villamoura (becuase their names together sound like this lol)

Leg man (he's always in shorts and very tall)

pedo (60 yo man messaging neighbour kids on social media)

Eveyone else is The Surname eg The Smiths

Modger the witch ( one side)

The head stuck up their own arse ‘ wheelies’ ( other side)

We have, twat in the corner,
horse people, nut job, shouty man, posh Peter and the rest are lovely on our road.

Wifie? I guess you’re Scottish then.

Oh we do need the 😂 emoji back! 🤣

We has a downstairs neighbour called Duracell Bunny and we have a Shouty House across the road. My MIL had a neighbour nicknamed “Pernickety”.

How do you pronounce that. Is it Isa as in I....or is it Isa as in ISobel?

Man who always cleans his car…that’s all he does, cleans and vacuums his car…every day.
nice peter
the doctor
the other doctor.

old street was better
him with the awful collie
the one whose wife has kicked him out
the alkie
the pilots mum

Mr and Mrs Joggy Bottom
Philippe Phelop (very flat footed)
I'm probably the nosey old bat upstairs

We still have a Mr Fussy, named ages ago by dds after the Mr Men character who cuts his lawn with nail scissors.

😆 🤣 😂. My friends call me isa because I know everything thats going on, they have even got my dad calling me it now.

family 1: Brum Brum psycho, Happy J, Goldenballs and John Wayne
family 2: Nosey neb, speedy and <actual name>
family 3: asshat, blondie (looks like Debbie Harry), Beth Dutton and Baby

I dread to think what they all call us 😂

Big Mac and large thighs. Two young guys opposite who are bodybuilders. Big Mac is scottish and large thighs always wears the tiniest shorts.

Trappy. Strangler. Mattress burner. Dot woman. Useless. Thrash metal. Where’s Wally. The Screamer. Cunt kid. Big Moult.

Perfume Lady

<her name> Goldfish Bowl

Then there are two families just known as The Neighbours - very very noisy and get together a lot. If we say The Neighbours we all know who we mean.

I feel a bit bad now, don't have any nicknames for my neighbours except the ones opposite who are called 'New Grandma' and 'New Grandpa' because that's what DS started calling them after he adopted them as extra grandparents.

Two homes ago, when I lived in a block of flats, the neighbours below us were called 'the noisy people', which is what DD called them because they would frequently have 3am drug fuelled karaoke parties, waking us all up.

I know the names of everyone on our (short) street apart from Kebab Man.
The people behind our immediate neighbours are usually The Party People apart from when they actually have a party when they then become The 2am Wankers

New Norma (third partner, they all look the same as first wife named Norma)

The chuggers cbe. Charity (and don’t we all know it 😋) reference rather than drinking

Only for one of my neighbours. He goes by ATW (Adam The Wanker)